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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I do

    Then run, you're a fag.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc No, they don't. Most water runs into the rivers and back out to sea. The water that does make its way down to underground springs and the like is greatly fiItered through the ground, which is why people pay premium for it in bottles, because its so pure.


    .

    Why are you trying to have an intelligent argument with him. All he does is post the opposite of what the other person says.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson One of the guys I was there with "Dan" hadn't been laid in 7yrs…there were 4 of us working in L.A. and we drove to Vegas for the weekend. I only went because Dan had said he was going to go to a brothel while there (what with it being legal there as if that even matters) and I wanted the entertainment that would bring.

    He'd never gambled in his life and was following me around like a lost puppy which got annoying…I told him to buy some quarters and play one of the slots but he said "I don't gamble"…after another 30 mins of him following me around I gave him a roll of quarters and said "here…now play those it's not costing you anything"…so he got on a machine and after a few quarters won $100 or something, after that he was hooked bigtime.

    Couple of hours later I shouted to him "Dan come on, lets go", he said "go where"…I said "to get you laid remember, the taxi driver outside will take us to a place"…he said "I'm not going, this slot machine is about to pay out, I've been on it for a long time".

    Not laid in 7yrs and in 2hrs so hooked on the slots he dropped all plans to get his dick wetted…smh as the lovely DTE would say.

    ETA: on the way back to L.A. we were stopped at the state line, they have like a barrier there where they ask if you have any agricultural items, veggies and shit (to stop fruit flies apparently..as if they can't fly across state lines).

    The guard guy motioned us to pull over, came over and said "Any fruits in the car"….I pointed to Dan in the back and said "only Dan".

    There a million good stories and a million bad stories in any town.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The entertainment wasn't the issue…but again I can get entertainment at 10,000 other places without the societal dregs, tackiness and superficial humans.

    There are societal dregs, tackiness and superficial humans everywhere you go. You will find what you seek not that which you don't.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson yup, Obviously it's a popular destination with a lot of people…but then so is the Golden Coral Buffet.

    And many like me find the Golden Corral disgusting. See, different strokes for different folks. It sounds like you got to Vegas and didn't know how to entertain yourself.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 So how many employees do you have

    None now I'm retired.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nothing that can't be found at 10,000 other places…but without the dregs of society.

    If you says so. Everyone has a different take on stuff.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's an equal amount of tobacco in both regular and king-sized cigarettes.

    Wrong. There is 10mm more enhancement and 10mm more tobacco. At least in the US.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It got cupocheer pretty quickly after she came here.

    Is that what happend to it?
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yep.

    Very tacky and disappointing..though not sure what I was expecting. Walking around at 3am is the worst…casinos empty except for old women playing the slots.

    I was walking around trying to find my friend and this couple were sat on a bench both crying, they saw me looking at them so rushed over to tell me they'd lost all their money and didn't have any to get home…could I give them $5…I said "how the fuck is $5 going to get you home"..the dude said "We'll use it to win back what we need to get home"

    Fucking lol.

    You see the dregs of humanity at 3am in Vegas (except me of course).

    There is a lot more to Las Vegas than the strip, downtown, and casinos.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Back in the post war era, the entire population was constantly on the alert for commies to lynch. There was even TV commercials which would advise of official numbers to call if you encountered a commie, and the movies and media constantly warned about a commie invasion. Now, it's real life, and they're here.

    He was afraid that the world struggle today was not of Communism against Fascism, but of tolerance against the bigotry that was preached equally by Communism and Fascism. But he saw too that in America the struggle was befogged by the fact that the worst Fascists were they who disowned the word “Fascism” and preached enslavement to Capitalism under the style of Constitutional and Traditional Native American Liberty.

    Sinclair Lewis, “It Can’t Happen Here” 1935
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by STER0S take/post pics

    I just might.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Vegas, Most depressing place I've ever been, and I've been to Little Hulton.

    What?
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ It cancels out your vote and that's all that matters to me. 😊

    You don't even vote.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    There is a difference in taste due to a difference in the enhancement fuckulannyitsafil-terudick length. The enhancement on a 100 is 10mm longer than on a regular or king size cigarette. So it comes down to a preference in taste. The same reason people choose different brands.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    If i'm paying I should be able to not pay if I don't want you. I didn't have to give a legal reason to hire you.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ 30


    I love that scene.

  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Are you referring to my unhealthy obsession?

    Which one?
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Misterigh Suuuuurrrrree.

    I'm worth many times that and I don't have to fuck with stolen gift cards.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 im just going to show up uninvited. booking my room @ the luxor right now bromo

    Show up where? I'll be in 3 states.
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