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  1. #41
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by cigreting Nice, I stayed at the Luxor for a couple weeks last year. The elevators are an odd experience, youll know what I mean when you get there

    I watched it built and I've been in it but I have never stayed so I've never ridden the inclinators. TBH that is why I chose the Luxor just so I could ride them LOL.
  2. #42
    im just going to show up uninvited. booking my room @ the luxor right now bromo
  3. #43
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 im just going to show up uninvited. booking my room @ the luxor right now bromo

    Show up where? I'll be in 3 states.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by frala IN ANY CASE - 9 solid days on a bike sounds like a bit of a drag.

    no, harleys are designed so that their gas tanks/seats press against its riders ssshole and some people fimd that enjoyable.

    thats why he does it for 9 days.
  5. #45
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, harleys are designed so that their gas tanks/seats press against its riders ssshole and some people fimd that enjoyable.

    thats why he does it for 9 days.

    I rode double bitch tonight it was fun
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I rode double bitch tonight it was fun

    like this ?

  7. #47
    Corona-chan African Astronaut
    >luxor

    OP ia gonna dead
    RIP

  8. #48
    Vegas, Most depressing place I've ever been, and I've been to Little Hulton.
  9. #49
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Vegas, Most depressing place I've ever been, and I've been to Little Hulton.

    Really?
  10. #50
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Vegas, Most depressing place I've ever been, and I've been to Little Hulton.

    What?
  11. #51
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by STER0S take/post pics

    I just might.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Octavian Really?

    Yep.

    Very tacky and disappointing..though not sure what I was expecting. Walking around at 3am is the worst...casinos empty except for old women playing the slots.

    I was walking around trying to find my friend and this couple were sat on a bench both crying, they saw me looking at them so rushed over to tell me they'd lost all their money and didn't have any to get home...could I give them $5...I said "how the fuck is $5 going to get you home"..the dude said "We'll use it to win back what we need to get home"

    Fucking lol.

    You see the dregs of humanity at 3am in Vegas (except me of course).
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  14. #54
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yep.

    Very tacky and disappointing..though not sure what I was expecting. Walking around at 3am is the worst…casinos empty except for old women playing the slots.

    I was walking around trying to find my friend and this couple were sat on a bench both crying, they saw me looking at them so rushed over to tell me they'd lost all their money and didn't have any to get home…could I give them $5…I said "how the fuck is $5 going to get you home"..the dude said "We'll use it to win back what we need to get home"

    Fucking lol.

    You see the dregs of humanity at 3am in Vegas (except me of course).

    There is a lot more to Las Vegas than the strip, downtown, and casinos.
  15. #55
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There is a lot more to Las Vegas than the strip, downtown, and casinos.

    Nothing that can't be found at 10,000 other places...but without the dregs of society. I've been to a lot of places and Vegas is pretty much the last one I'd want to go back to.
  16. #56
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nothing that can't be found at 10,000 other places…but without the dregs of society.

    If you says so. Everyone has a different take on stuff.
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you says so. Everyone has a different take on stuff.

    yup, Obviously it's a popular destination with a lot of people...but then so is the Golden Coral Buffet.

    ..speaking of which we did go to the worlds biggest buffet while there...I think we all had at least 6 plates each, the waitress came over with a disgusted look on her face and say "you done?"
  18. #58
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson yup, Obviously it's a popular destination with a lot of people…but then so is the Golden Coral Buffet.

    And many like me find the Golden Corral disgusting. See, different strokes for different folks. It sounds like you got to Vegas and didn't know how to entertain yourself.
  19. #59
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker And many like me find the Golden Corral disgusting. See, different strokes for different folks. It sounds like you got to Vegas and didn't know how to entertain yourself.

    The entertainment wasn't the issue...but again I can get entertainment at 10,000 other places without the societal dregs, tackiness and superficial humans.
  20. #60
    One of the guys I was there with "Dan" hadn't been laid in 7yrs...there were 4 of us working in L.A. and we drove to Vegas for the weekend. I only went because Dan had said he was going to go to a brothel while there (what with it being legal there as if that even matters) and I wanted the entertainment that would bring.

    He'd never gambled in his life and was following me around like a lost puppy which got annoying...I told him to buy some quarters and play one of the slots but he said "I don't gamble"...after another 30 mins of him following me around I gave him a roll of quarters and said "here...now play those it's not costing you anything"...so he got on a machine and after a few quarters won $100 or something, after that he was hooked bigtime.

    Couple of hours later I shouted to him "Dan come on, lets go", he said "go where"...I said "to get you laid remember, the taxi driver outside will take us to a place"...he said "I'm not going, this slot machine is about to pay out, I've been on it for a long time".

    Not laid in 7yrs and in 2hrs so hooked on the slots he dropped all plans to get his dick wetted...smh as the lovely DTE would say.

    ETA: on the way back to L.A. we were stopped at the state line, they have like a barrier there where they ask if you have any agricultural items, veggies and shit (to stop fruit flies apparently..as if they can't fly across state lines).

    The guard guy motioned us to pull over, came over and said "Any fruits in the car"....I pointed to Dan in the back and said "only Dan".
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