Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-08-09 at 12:59 AM UTC in Herring
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Canned fish is catfood
2. 2024-08-09 at 12:36 AM UTC in My dad's clothes
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump You're right Brad, I shouldn't have spoken to your crush that way. Please accept my apology.
   
   
   
   
   I met her, she's not a transgender, I think.

   
   If you're not certain that settles it.
3. 2024-08-09 at 12:33 AM UTC in AI will be able to determine your political leanings and detect when you are lying with near 100% accuracy
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump It just watches you. It can judge based on your physignomy. Physiognomy is real, haven't you noticed how modern style leftists tend towards strong jawed women and soft, weak looking males?

   
   Years of practice and training in many disciplines make me unreadable when I choose to be.
4. 2024-08-09 at 12:31 AM UTC in ;_;
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Only requires movement in one dimension to slide my cock in and out of your mother

   
   So your cock is just a single point with no measurements. That explains why you like pretending to be a woman online. Thanks for clearing that up.
5. 2024-08-09 at 12:29 AM UTC in There is no climate emergency
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump I know there are 8 billion volcanoes roaming around the planet, burning every nugget of coal, every drop of oil, and every fart of natural gas they can extract from the planet.

   
   And now you just jumped the shark.
   
   
6. 2024-08-09 at 12:28 AM UTC in 30 Day self-care challenge
   

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   Go fuck off and make your own blog site somewhere.
7. 2024-08-09 at 12:27 AM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just his fur is white. He could still be Chinese.

   
   He could be really old
8. 2024-08-09 at 12:26 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

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   Lol
9. 2024-08-09 at 12:26 AM UTC in There is no climate emergency
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Good question. Anytime you see CO2 spiking like that I imagine it implies that a lot of carbon which was in the ground or in the ocean got into the atmosphere some way. I don't know more than that.

   
   And you don't know anymore than that about current levels.
10. 2024-08-08 at 10:55 PM UTC in 30 Day self-care challenge
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dirtbag Okay came up with my own:
    
    Kill myself

    
    FTFY
11. 2024-08-08 at 10:53 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Thanks, I 100% agree.

    
    Thank you for admitting that people should just ignore your opinion on the climate.
12. 2024-08-08 at 10:52 PM UTC in AI will be able to determine your political leanings and detect when you are lying with near 100% accuracy
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Why?

    
    It woukd only have a chance of working if you were truthful. Even then it would be a chance.
13. 2024-08-08 at 10:51 PM UTC in There is no climate emergency
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Well we dug up a lot of oil and coal and burned it. Carbon reacting with atmospheric oxygen. C + O2 = heat + CO2.
    
    Maybe that has something to do with it?

    
    Im talking about then not now dumbass. Then, you know , between 2.6 and 5.3 million years ago.
14. 2024-08-08 at 10:49 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump You're right, I am indeed uneducated in the particulars of jedi anal rape or climate sciences.

    
    FTFY
15. 2024-08-08 at 10:48 PM UTC in My dad's clothes
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley DT that's a bit unkind of you to say.

    
    Fuck Dirtbag/Kafka. That is totally a d00d playing you fool.
16. 2024-08-08 at 10:45 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina why r u interested with whats going in and out of me

    
    Your life is like a train wreck.
17. 2024-08-08 at 10:42 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina thats only because you insert them into a place where black things come out

    
    Black things go out and in you?
18. 2024-08-08 at 10:42 PM UTC in ;_;
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny The fact that you can predict the various ways I fuck your mother says more about you than it does about me.
    
    
    Living rent free in your moms vagina since 1996

    
    You are one dimension
19. 2024-08-08 at 10:40 PM UTC in There is no climate emergency
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump 8 billion volcanoes.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Look around. The whole world right now is covered with powerplants and runways (as well as roads, factories, homes and offices that need to be heated, farms, etc). Not to mention volcanoes, all farting and blowing into the atmosphere and burning stuff.
    
    
    
    We're above 400ppm right now, but looking at previous time periods in Earth's past is the correct approach to predicting the future.

    
    What caused the massive 400 then dumbass?
20. 2024-08-08 at 10:39 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina because gooknamese are still living rent free in you're head

    
    You just live for my attention kid.