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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    They're for my future husband/hostage. Anyway I just noticed one of the tags and realised my dad must have gone to the dehavilland aircraft museum at some point, so now I want to go there.


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    That striped shirt would look so cute on Bradley.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I can't wait to wear these beautiful garments. When I adorn myself with the raiment of your late father I will feel blessed that I was special enough for you to see fit to place them upon.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Ironically other than socks, my belt and 1 sweatshirt 100% of my clothing has been acquired second hand.

    Wearing new clothes is crazy to me. I go to the store and they want 35$ for a button up. I go to a thrift shop, I pay maybe 3-7.

    What I am not wearing though is other people's used socks or condoms.
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    Raiment? Who are you John Word inventor of words?
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    Bradley Florida Man
    English is my first language.

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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    It's a random surprise to find out what museum he went to from looking up the label on a clothes tag. I know he went because he loved aeroplanes.
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I want to go there for the planes but feel like unconsciously I'll be looking for someone like him.
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I was at the USAF museum once, and I remember thinking "a smart woman would be looking for a partner some place like this". All the guys were obviously very well off. Maybe it was just because I was just after coming from Ireland and was still adjusting to how much richer America is than here.

    A smart woman is financially independent and values her happiness in a relationship.
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    Originally posted by Dirtbag A smart woman is financially independent

    A smart woman chooses to work?

    Why?
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump A smart woman chooses to work?

    Why?

    Ask Belle Delphine.
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    Originally posted by Dirtbag Ask Belle Delphine.

    Can't, she has a restraining order against me.
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I was thinking of entrepreneurs especially but on a more serious note, women who are housewives miss out on having a pension, which can be ugly if their marriage ends in divorce.
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    Originally posted by Dirtbag I was thinking of entrepreneurs especially but on a more serious note, women who are housewives miss out on having a pension, which can be ugly if their marriage ends in divorce.

    I suspect the women who marry the sorts of guys you see at the USAF Museum have a very low rate of divorce, unless they initiate it.
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I suspect the women who marry the sorts of guys you see at the USAF Museum have a very low rate of divorce, unless they initiate it.

    I would like if you stopped talking to me, creep.
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    Originally posted by Dirtbag I would like if you stopped talking to me, creep.

    Then stop posting here.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Then stop posting here.

    DT that's a bit unkind of you to say.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley DT that's a bit unkind of you to say.

    Fuck Dirtbag/Kafka. That is totally a d00d playing you fool.
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    Originally posted by Bradley DT that's a bit unkind of you to say.

    You're right Brad, I shouldn't have spoken to your crush that way. Please accept my apology.


    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Fuck Dirtbag/Kafka. That is totally a d00d playing you fool.

    I met her, she's not a transgender, I think.
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