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2019-08-03 at 3:52 PM UTC in Dallas police suffocate mentally ill man by accidentI don't negotiate with retards.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-20 at 1:27 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2019-05-27 at 7:40 AM UTC in Bill Krozby is retarded threadEverytime kr0z posts the whole community is victimized
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2019-05-25 at 7:05 PM UTC in chrzbrgrz nudes leak ( OKAY THIS IS EPIC ) im like julian asangei got raped in austin texas and all i got was this lousy NIS acct
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2019-05-25 at 3:59 PM UTC in "trianglism" is a cute way of saying "gay pedophile"we need to take back the triangle
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2019-03-08 at 8:43 PM UTC in when you are trying to articulate somethingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-09 at 12:32 PM UTC in Threesome with Cortez and CoulterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-21 at 7:06 PM UTC in Cunty letter posted by managers of Jiminy Peak Resort in Massachusetts
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2019-01-17 at 9:05 PM UTC in People in my apartment building are retardsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-16 at 1:28 AM UTC in Anti-gun typesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-15 at 5:26 PM UTC in Gadzooks is a huge douchecanoe...Fuckin women.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-01 at 1:11 AM UTC in ATTN: OBBE
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2018-12-20 at 4:28 PM UTC in I know why all the DH guys are whiny bitchesThat's not whining. That's hog calling!
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2018-12-13 at 11:49 AM UTC in Old white women make me sickThey usually come in three flavors, no matter where you go or where you see them:
Exhibit A: Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman
You can literally spot this variety from a mile away, what with their OFFENSIVELY LOUD and NASALLY voices that dominate the entire general area. They also have some sort of flamboyant and bizarre hair style and color, usually some shade of red or purple or an AMALGAMATION of both. They favor pungent, room permeating perfumes of the MUSK & MOTHBALL variety and cover up their VIRGINIA SLIM breath with a horrible candy like WERTHER'S ORIGINAL CARAMELS or generic Dollar Store peppermint. They're known for their flaring, irrational tempers especially when confronted with something they don't understand, and enjoy complaining about literally everything.
Exhibit B: Senile Old White Woman
Unlike Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman, Senile Old White Woman is awkwardly quiet. She often avoids eye contact and speaks in mumbles or hushed tones. When speaking to this variety, she often replies with "Huh?" or "What?" to the point it becomes maddeningly frustrating. You will find this variety in sweat pants and sweaters, usually, even when it's 100F (37.7C) outside. This variety will also create delusions of what is really happening within her mind. For example, she might come to you to explain that she needs help with her computer because "the alien cows are hacking her satellite television and using it to gain access to her computer to disable her AOL e-mail". This variety is extremely paranoid, suspicious, and can often not be reasoned with.
And finally...
Exhibit C: Raging Bitch Old White Woman
Avoid this one. She can be identified by a PERMANENT SCOWL that has been seared onto her face by decades of rage. She is the most hateful of the 3 primary varieties of old white women. She BEGINS conversations with DEMANDS in aggressive tones and manners and will not work with you on any level. It's "HER WAY or the HIGHWAY", so to speak. Similar to Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman, she also loves to complain about literally EVERYTHING. She is incapable of achieving happiness or satisfaction. No amount of effort is good enough.
And there you have it. The 3 primary varieties of old white woman. There are also some lesser sub-varieties than deserve honorable mentions and they include:
Wealthy Upper Class & Entitled Old White Woman
Fat & Disgusting Low Class Garbage Old White Woman
Bull-Dyke Old White Woman
And others
Time to die, ladies. Your time here has been long enough and everyone knows it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-07 at 9:48 AM UTC in Have you ever resided in a trailer park?I lived in a shed with my cats and I worked on shopping cartsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-24 at 2:38 AM UTC in Should I open a Money Market Saving Account?No instead you should get two payday loans for the entirety of your paycheck and spend it on pogs. Just think about what they'll be worth by the time the loan is dueThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-06 at 3:17 AM UTC in Lyin' Kryin' Kavanaugh Drinking Buddies Say "Hell No" To ConfirmationKavanaugh is a shitty fucking conservative judge who used to grope girls in college and be a creep. Plus he's a fucking girls volleyball coach. The fact that he's apparently the best handpicked choice for the highest court in America is a testament to how weak and stupid America has become.
The world is laughing at you. Any liberal democracy would toss that pick and find another but America has slid so far into failure they can't see their way out of it.
Fuck your country. Every American is a dumb fat faggot and my citation is everything anyone ever reads about your country. Collectively kill yourselves. I my self feel stupid for underestimating American stupidity.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-08 at 12:27 AM UTC in Joe Rogan on the Elon Musk show (Führer's Lettuce)LITERALLY a video of PHM getting choked out by Joe Hogan for talking smack.
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2018-08-20 at 3:23 PM UTC in WTF is it with...DH is dead
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2018-08-19 at 6:27 PM UTC in DAKThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
