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  1. #1
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I want to pipe laughing gas into your room while you're asleep, sneak into your house, load your limp body up into a van and drive you to a patch of bamboo somewhere remote, cut the bamboo at a sharp angle, and chain you over it, so it slowly grows through your body, and you lay there with a gag in your mouth, dying a slow, agonizing death. I'd occasionally force-feed you some water laced with a large amount of caffeine, and soup to keep you alive as long as possible though.

    That, or have you raped by every goat in the county, and then the bamboo thing.
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  2. #2
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    very mature
  3. #3
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    You don't have a gun? Seems like a lot of energy spent when you can just shoot them.
  4. #4
    omn5;pvl Houston
    Zok is a nigger
  5. #5
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by omn5;pvl Fact: The USA has the highest rate of gun ownership in the world
    Fact: The USA has the highest murder rate of all developed countries
    Conclusion: Guns enable people to kill each other at a higher rate and should therefore be banned

    Ok, bamboo torture for you.
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  6. #6
    omn5;pvl Houston
    Zok is a nigger
  7. #7
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Vertical impalement with the bamboo method would be interesting. So it slowly grows up their ass and into their throat, lolz.

    Visit them every day, and just sit there staring into their eyes while eating a sandwich or something. Occasionally clean a gun in front of them.
  8. #8
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by omn5;pvl Typical right wing gun nut putting Feelings over Facts

    Fact: I ain't waiting on the cops to defend me.
  9. #9
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by omn5;pvl Fact: The USA has the highest rate of gun ownership in the world
    Fact: The USA has the highest murder rate of all developed countries
    Conclusion: Guns enable people to kill each other at a higher rate and should therefore be banned

    Fact: you are a stupid shit troll.
    People kill people guns are just the tool,like you.
  10. #10
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDl2i8W_uwI

    The police are not your friends, faggots. They are going to get a pay check regardless of whether they respond in time or not. Or regardless whether they give a fuck or not. Same goes for the retarded ass 911 operators.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/04/19/911-dispatcher-jailed-houston-woman-hung-up-on-thousands-of-callers/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.f006b6cf7081

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/mississippi-dispatcher-brutally-beaten-while-on-duty-at-police-department-cops-say

    I can think of a lot of weapons I could make that could be as effective and sometimes more effective than a firearm, but that doesn't mean the average person can do that. Nor does it mean you're going to be able to defend yourself with a sword when I have a silenced 45 pointed at you.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by omn5;pvl Fact: The USA has the highest rate of gun ownership in the world
    Fact: The USA has the highest murder rate of all developed countries
    Conclusion: Guns enable people to kill each other at a higher rate and should therefore be banned

    no, the highest rate is in the middle east.

    even saudi king faisal was shot dead with a handgun, in his palace.
  12. #12
    omn5;pvl Houston
    Zok is a nigger
  13. #13
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by omn5;pvl Fact: You're statistically more likely to kill yourself with your surrogate phallus than have to use it for self defense

    Then why are you hiding under your bed?
  14. #14
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I want to pipe laughing gas into your room while you're asleep, sneak into your house, load your limp body up into a van and drive you to a patch of bamboo somewhere remote, cut the bamboo at a sharp angle, and chain you over it, so it slowly grows through your body, and you lay there with a gag in your mouth, dying a slow, agonizing death. I'd occasionally force-feed you some water laced with a large amount of caffeine, and soup to keep you alive as long as possible though.

    That, or have you raped by every goat in the county, and then the bamboo thing.

    Further proof that gun owners are inherently violent and should not be allowed to have lethal weapons.
  15. #15
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Further proof that gun owners are inherently violent and should not be allowed to have lethal weapons.

    Like knives?
  16. #16
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Erekshun Like knives?

    like hands
  17. #17
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    guns are toxic masculinity
  18. #18
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Like penis.
  19. #19
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    So go shave.
  20. #20
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Never said I was a gun owner. But I do support everyone's right to own them and defend yourselves from tyranny with whatever means necessary... Even in the places with the most strict gun laws though, I won't have any problem obtaining guns if I want them.
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