2017-06-02 at 8:31 PM UTC
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Dreamgirl vs Dreamjob
if you stay for the girl shit could go downhill in a few months and you'll think "i should have took that fucking job"
if you move for the job youll be rich and fuck and find The One again, since its just a fleeting sensation that can happen with many of the millions of people you walk past
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Originally posted by Malice
One day I want to write a self-help book aimed at people with Asperger's titled Weaponize Your Autism.
Chapter 4
Combining Energy Manipulation with Physical Combat
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2017-06-02 at 5:56 AM UTC
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MQs Drink Driving Thread™
I hope you get arrested before you hurt somebody.
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2017-06-01 at 7:54 AM UTC
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Looking for Love
Looking for Love
Inspired by a poem from Bill Krozby
I touched her as soon as I had her there,
But soon there were cops everywhere.
I couldn't have known she'd resist the cock she was shown,
Oh was all this really worth it to get blown?
Mary Anne cried as I told her "be still,"
"I may be your dad, but that doesn't mean I can't kill."
I knew I must hurry to hide my sin,
For our time was up as the police rushed in.
Thinking on my feet I threw open the window.
"I'm sorry sweetie, but you have to go!"
Mary Anne stood there like a deer in the headlights,
Trying to muster up enough courage to fight.
I grabbed her by the waist and hauled her to the sill,
then sent her plummeting to her death against her will.
On the ground she lay motionless with her limbs bent out of shape,
Behind me the policemen stood agape.
"What have you done?!?" roared the officer in charge,
His veins were pulsing and eyes quite large.
"The evidence is gone!" I announced with glee.
"Now by law, you must let me go free!"
The sergeant shook his head and with sorrow in his eyes,
"Sir," he murmured, "you are almost too stupid for me to despise."
Then he sighed and gave his men a knowing look.
They slowly retreated - seeing this was not to be done by the book.
A second later I stared down the barrel of his .357,
Hearing him promise to send me somewhere other than heaven.
The trigger was pulled without a pause,
And that was that - the last of dear Bill Krozby.
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2017-06-01 at 5:13 AM UTC
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Our space
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
THe space she leaves between my blink and her tear
I touched her because I thought she was there
But soon there were cops everywhere
I couldn't have known,
she'd resist the cock she was shown,
oh was this really worth it to get blown?
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Malice
So you admit you would be willing to have sex with Captain Falcon under certain circumstances.
You will forevermore be known as a "conditional homosexual".
new usertitle when
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
my dad rocks, hes the coolest guy ive ever met
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
protip I quit paying because I didn't want to anymore
Father of the year.
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Wait, are you bragging about that?
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Originally posted by Phoenix
Jesus, Lanny. All that time learning programming languages and he still couldn't figure out the one we actually speak.
Either way, awesome. This place is starting to feel more and more like home.~
Lmfao - I was thinking the same shit. I don't use emoticons all that much, or emojis for that matter, but I'm happy to learn I can now.
:facepal: this is typical Bill Krozby retardation. "I've heard different things on the interwebz" lol common sense tells you that YES this is possible. Seen can survive up to 7 days in ideal circumstances once ejaculated. I'm sure it can survive for a wee bit of time in saliva.
lmfao- all the goddamned times he goes around fucking bitches and REFUSING to use condoms and he acts like it's an achievement to have only one illegitimate child... Wtf... I'd be more sympathic if he at least pretended he used protection with all the bitches he fucks, but nope...
He and people like him is the reason why we have STDs spread around so much. He's surely contributed to the spread and antibiotic resistant gonorrhea.
He also likely has illegitimate children he doesn't even know about- what half way sane and decent woman would even want that faggot in their child's life. Just because they're retarded and fucked Bill Krozby doesn't mean they don't have any sense of concern for their offspring growing up- he'd probably drop them on their head like he did his daughter or molest them or something.
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2017-05-30 at 8:07 AM UTC
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Bill Krozby collage
Originally posted by blackbird
Post that picture of him trying to look hot with his face all fucked up.
That's all of them.
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Originally posted by Malice
Hey, you little bitch
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Nootropics school, and I've been involved in numerous research binges on the internet, and I have over 300 confirmed alts. I am trained in RC warfare and I'm the top autist on the entire internet. You are nothing to me but just another normie. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with debating with me over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 4channers across the USA, and your dad's email is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Lanny. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, homo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven-hundred different ways, and that's just with my computer. Not only am I extensively trained in cyber warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of 4 and 8chan and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable autist ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your 'clever' little discussion was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you goddamn homosexual. I will shit nootropic fury all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Lanny."
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2017-05-29 at 7:47 PM UTC
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Bill Krozby collage
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2017-05-28 at 5:34 PM UTC
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DSM-5 Question for Malice
Originally posted by Darth Beaver
What would the DSM-5 classification be for an individual who can take any psychological test and manipulate it in a manner to produce any result desired?
It should be in the section titled "Anybody with an IQ above 40"
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2017-05-24 at 8:07 PM UTC
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What Makes Life Funny...
Im guessing someone raided Bill the Cats garden and all he can do (as usual) is fantasize about it.
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2017-05-24 at 7:08 PM UTC
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What Makes Life Funny...
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Oh my...
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Originally posted by Malice
Jesus didn't die for our sins, he died because he knew one day Bill Krozby would be born and he no longer wanted to live on this world.
"Mommy, if God loves me, why did he let Bill Krozby be my daddy?"
Whoo. Try answering that one.
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2017-05-24 at 6:10 AM UTC
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Falling in love
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
says the guy who can't move his dick fast enough to have a child and even fails at adopting one..
This is a funny insult coming from the deadbeat dad whose mom he almost beat dead.
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