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2018-04-25 at 11:33 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I've seen this before. umhmm. Meth makes people go from "OMG I wanna die" to "Die? There's AT LEAST 500 million things I need to do before even thinking about dying!" Told ya guys. Shits fly as hell.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-27 at 2:28 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition."Hello, I'm Dr. M. Let's see here... you've been having chest pain it seems?"
"Yeah, it's this sharp pain right here."
"Is it a steady pain, or does it come and go?"
"It comes and goes. It isn't a daily thing or anything."
"Mhm, and how long has this been going on?"
"A couple months now."
"I see. Well, let's check that heartbeat then. If you could just lift up your- there we go."
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"It seems like you are having some arrhythmia. I'm going to recommend you go see a specialist, but between you and me?" The doctor leaned in close. "I think you have autism." -
2018-03-14 at 1:52 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by MAL This is true love. We need to start an online campaign to help RestStop meet his queen!
I mean she lives in Marina del rey, a couple miles from my house. Ive seen her at Whole Foods occasionally.
My new mission is gonna be to find her and take a picture with her with a sign that says "GOT YO BITCH NIQQUH"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-12 at 5:39 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I'm a rich bitch, with a fanbase
I preach what the Klan says
Only down with the white race
Money honey, is what i might chase
Homegrown, known for powerful code
Only need a PC to wreck your abode
Fapping it to CP got the pedo flow
Don't believe me? Check my Github, bro
Killem with hax only a click away
Smoke haze, got IoT bots for days,
Your smart TV ransomed till you pay
Turn up the heat, to blast you awayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-03-06 at 7:22 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-04 at 1:36 AM UTC in Can we just acknowledge the predictability of these retards?>Can we just acknowledge the predictability of these retards?
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2018-02-24 at 1:58 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Mulatto Malice. He looks like one of Robert DeNiro's fat Nigerian children.
Muslim Malice. The mouth that will tell the truth about the Great Satan.
Murder Malice. I'm pretty sure this is the angriest look I have ever seen.
Moorish Malice. Looks like a Tunisian at a football game.
Marvel Malice. Looks like Wolverine.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- NARCassist,
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2018-02-22 at 11:17 PM UTC in Disgusting things you've done during sexSometimes when I'm in the fucking zone I'll pin the bitch's arms above her head and just lick her armpit I don't give a fuck
I'm an animal the pheromones induce alchemy it turns my dick from rock to titanium
I'll literally bury my nose in her armpit and snort that shit like it just came from colombia
Because I've done this so often I am now able to categorise bitch sweat into flavours and can even predict diet and general health
Some bitches taste like potato. this is the most common and enjoyable smell as my peasant Russian ancestors relied on a diet of potatoes and other tubers. My genetics are naturally drawn to this type of smell even though I stay away from carbohydrates in fear of my physiological and psychological health
Some bitches taste like salt. This usually indicates a diet high in sodium and indeed many of the sushi cunts have armpits that smell like typical b.o but taste like salt. I like to kiss the bitch immediately afterwards to let her know that she needs to cut down on her sodium intake. One time I said should we order sushi and she said no
Some bitches taste like metal. I am not entirely sure what this indicates but I have a strong feeling I am just licking deodorant and antiperspirant. This does not make me happy but I am already balls deep and it is too late to back out.
One special bitch tasted like sweets. This may actually indicate some sort of health disorder or excess consumption of sugar but it only happened once. I kept fucking her in hopes of tasting that sweetness again but it never came. Shit was like chasing that first crack high. when she asked me why I became distant I couldn't be honest with her so I told her my cousin is terminally illThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-20 at 5:50 AM UTC in my gf just broke up with meLook on the bright side: at least it ended before you ended up inflicting another dead-end bastard child on the world.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-19 at 9:19 AM UTC in Bill Krozby would let his daughter die for a million dollars.you will never have a "good" child Bill Krozby, you may have some sequence of bastards you abandon shortly after birth and who will surely live horrible lives because of you, but the fact that you lack the most basic parental sense speaks volumes to your total inability to successfully raise a child, any child, if you'd kill your own for money.
I used to shit on you for not being a part of your daughter's life. Now I think it's good, the less she sees of you the better off she'll be. Her life will be measurably better on the day you die, which, god willing, will be soon.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-15 at 11:09 AM UTC in Abandoned Neutrons ...In Space!So if people like this then I'll do a couple more, but if you think it's shit then I won't.
Abandoned Neutrons ...In Space! -
2018-02-15 at 2:23 AM UTC in Florida shooting: at least 17 killed in high school attackCan you believe they're actually celebrating the shooting with a conga dance? America is fucked up.
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2018-02-15 at 12:27 AM UTC in Florida shooting: at least 17 killed in high school attack17 is a respectable score.
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2018-02-14 at 1:44 AM UTC in Explain in, graphic detail ,how you would kill the poster above you
Originally posted by Malice
This guy? A pleasure. Befriend him. Ignore all his rough mannerisms. He's such an aspie he falls right for it.
Say "hey, we should visit the Mises Institute lecture next Tuesday. Heeby Libersteinerson will be giving a lecture on "why free markets are rad with your kosher buddies". I'll drive".
I rent a car, but before setting out I go to the boot and get the bent steel wrench for taking the nuts off the wheels and put it under my seat. Go to the lecture. Listen to Malice gush about free markets. On the way back wait till Malice's enthusiasm for free markets has driven me into a homicidal frenzy. Turn off the car and put the key into my pocket. Grab the steel wrench and start trying to beat Malice with it.
The attack takes ages. Malice is a wimpy libertarian, but despite that he puts up his arms to stop me doing what I want free of government intervention. "Muh NAP" he cries. I try locking the doors, but he opens them, and jumps out. I run down the road swinging the tyre nut changing thingy. He is terrified, and has adrenaline on his side, but I finally catch up with his as a result of his awful cardio conditioning, and begin randomly beating him again with the steel nut thing.
He falls, but that makes what I am doing harder, as now he's down low. Suddenly he swings and whacks me on the side of the head with a stone he picked up from the road.
Everything goes bells, ringing and distortion, and I come to kneeling at the side of the road. I no longer have my steely nutty thing. He's a short distance away running away from me. Idiot. If he had finished the job he could have killed me, but he didn't. Was he too much of a wimp, or was it against his NAP? Either way.
I run after him, and quickly catch and jump on him. I find myself biting him, like an animal or something. A vampire. I rip him apart with my jaws. All I remember is the blood, and the flesh.
I lift the body above my head and head off road. I walk for what feels like an eternity. I throw him in a hollow, and I think I kick some clay on him. I head back to the road. I wind up just a few steps away from the car, on the other side. Somehow the key is still in my pocket.
I drive to the motel. I am blacking out. I remember running over a traffic cone. But somehow I make it. I sleep two days.
When I wake out I am covered in blood. The car is covered in blood. The engine smells of burning plastic. Somehow no one has reported any of this. Has no one seen the blood beside the road?
I change my clothes, and drive the car to an industrial area and burn it with the clothes still inside. Then I walk to the airport and fly home.
Despite being only 90 metres from a busy main road the body is only found 20 years later, and deemed by local police to belong to an illegal immigrant killed due to a drug deal gone wrong. The case isn't even investigated.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-11 at 12:18 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny No, I understand urban violence. I live in the worst area in the city. It's not like some unorganized war of every man against every other though, you don't go out and merc a nigga cuz it feels good. The forces behind crime are economic, muggings, robbery, intimidation. Random acts of unprovoked violence, especially by an ill defined group capable of forethought and organized action, don't actually happen.
Originally posted by Enter ??? You hear stories of innocent people walking through parks at night and getting beaten up/killed by gangs all the time.
Originally posted by Lanny You're right, it's not common. Do you want to try and estimate the chances of being a victim of such a crime? What level unlikeliness would be enough to convince you it didn't really happen to you?
First of all, can we have a multi-quote feature? Do we have one? Am I fucking up hard and missing it? Quoting a comment, having to scroll up, quote another, scroll up, quote another, is for betas. Do this for me Lanny. Do this, and I will...I'll do things!
That said, let's go..
1: Lanny, you do not understand urban violence. You may think you do. You may believe that your area of living is "one of the worst", but if that was actually true, as a white man, you wouldn't be living there. You'd move your ass out ASAP. You have no idea what "urban violence" means, other than what you see on the news or what you heard about on the street corner that happened three blocks over while you were asleep. Have you ever lived in an area where gunshots woke you up at night? Where a home invasion happened at the apt next door? Where a large Crip set likes to hang and play, bringing with it drugs, guns, and violence? Have you ever been bashed in the face with a 40oz bottle of malt liquor?
When I first got out of prison, that's where I stayed. I didn't have anywhere else I could afford. It was a fucking shithole. I graduated from the shithole to a pukehole that I have currently occupied for a number of years and outside of that area of SHIT. Next year, this whole nonsense will be behind me altogether, as I will purchase a HOME! I can't wait, either.
2: Common "violent" crimes are those of opportunity. Theft being the primary. Here in Atlanta, the latest trend is *pull up to gas pump to get gas*, *car pulls up straight to your bumper*, *another car pulls up and backs up directly to your bumper*, *man jumps out, armed, and takes the keys to your car*, *they drive off at once and split directions sometime later*.
Theft and rape/sexual assault is the two front runners for violent crime. It happens every day in every major city, but the chances of it happening to you is low unless you like to frequent known shady areas of town. So you're right that it's a low chance. It depends on what you do, too. (For reference, avoid Clayton County/Riverdale area of Atlanta - it's where all the crime is)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-08 at 4:27 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice Error, have you thought about using gum?
In the hospital after my lethal one and while still high as a kite, I kept demanding the nurses give me chiclets. Still it wouldn't work....i bare hand yanked out my right canine tooth thinking it was loose while still on fentanyl and Benzos....how i managed to idk but it fucking happened either way.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-07 at 3:27 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-01-31 at 9:16 AM UTC in Lanny Detests Old People
Originally posted by Lanny I have no problem with old people per se. It's just the kind that go on and on about their war stories and how many gooks they killed when you know for a fact they accidentally footshot themselves shortly after basic and were never deployed. That's like you spectral, but instead of lying about murdering people for the state you lie about knowing things about computers. It's hard to say which mode of dementia is worse.
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2018-01-26 at 1:44 AM UTC in What's your favourite meatI don't eat meat. If I were going to eat any one meat, however, it would be human. The reason for this is that I can justify removing a predator from the top of the food chain more than any of the creatures it preys upon. But it would have to be organically sourced. I'm not about to eat urban people; they're probably riddled with airborne toxins and I want my meat to be relatively free of all that shit. I might like to eat a little girl from a farm, maybe 13 or 14 when her hips start to broaden and accumulate nice, succulent fat deposits.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-01-23 at 7:24 PM UTC in Have you had a hard life?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
