Originally posted by Lanny
a nigga who I could beat up in a fist fight
show me your pecs
but if you hurt me i could be like "mom! dad! this mean older man i met off the internet has been threatening me!!! he tracked me down and hit me, i'm worried for my life!!!1" then my derd would go into guardian angel mode. this is only assuming i would lose the fight. but you'd be scared to win because of my privilege.
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You seem to think replying to you = can't take the heat. I don't think you've ever ignored a post where I mentioned you Bill Krozby, so by that logic you also can dish it but can't take it. Just stop with the kindergarten logic 'no u' 'I know u are but what am i?'
If you genuinely care about me you wouldn't waste your time trying to point out my flaws and bring me down. You can do it all you want, that's fine, you have no effect on my depression or joy. I would just like you to see how hypocritical you are. You are being the ultimate frothy cuck, chicken. If I thought you actually cared I'd probably try to have a civil discussion with you. Panny and I talk on a daily basis and he actually tries to make me laugh and give me feedback, not just 'lighten up chikin.'
I've defended you from day 1 Bill Krozby. I've laughed at your derpadews, your leaf suits, your slampigs. I've supported your Bill Krozby dogs idea and even offered to work for you one day. I've been a pretty chill dude but you've grown to have some weird disdain toward me, when if I'm all these shitty things you say I am you shouldn't be triggered so easily by me, chicken.
Now's the part where you tell me to lighten up and make fun of something completely out of my control.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
uh oh the butt hurt intensifies! hows your fake real mans job as an "executive dishwasher" going, because you're to depressed to do anything else and its all you can handle? This is why I said actro shouldn't be like you, because you're an extremely, depressed negative person. And he doesn't need that kind of advice.
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Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-01T00:12:17.124295+00:00
First off it was never anyone's advice to be like me. You just had to bring me up like you always do. Its funny of all people on here to make fun of me for having a restaurant job its a guy who only works restaurant jobs himself. To make fun of me for being depressed, well thats just outright pathetic. Lastly, despite my depression, I'm always joking around and trying to lighten the mood. I guess to your retarded mind that quantifies as 'being negative.' You make fun of my dead father like thats in any way creative, insulting, or edgy, and then tell ME to be positive. The depths of your stupidity somehow continue to reach new lows. Its no wonder youre too fucking dumb to realize you're the laughingstock of this community.
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I hope he took my parting advice/analysis to heart and is planning to eventually immigrate to the US. I recall him responding with, "Malice, that was beautiful. It got me right in the feels."
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this art above has meaning. it has soul. look at that hidden symbolism. look wt that fsvial expression or anger shown or frustration and outrage through this art alone. how deep it is.
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Malice was certainly taunting you, sure, I think the rest of us just thought riffing on windows was hilarious.
What's it matter though? Like introspect for a moment. Malice tells you that some thing you like or attach yourself to ideologically is shit six ways to sunday. Your first reaction is "this guy's attacking me" which I guess is a natural social reaction. That's my response at times. Mockery is, in face to face interactions, an attack on your "face" or social status or whatever, even an autistic tranny like me knows that. But those aren't the rules here, that's a major part of why we're here. Rise above your base natural impulse to establish yourself the beta male.
Honestly I don't want to hurt or insult you, probably more than most people here, but I'm not going to treat you with kid's gloves because I know you're sensitive. Our lives are filled with this intricate, complicated, confusing game that is the myriad forms of social interaction. So much of my time is taken up by anticipating the social consequences of things, not hurting feelings, maintaining the social hierarchy, it's necessary yes but exhausting. I don't want to play that game here, when someone says something stupid I don't want to do this absurd calculus where I'm like "am I on good terms with that person? Is calling them out going to insult them? How are people going to perceive that?" I just way to laugh at them for saying something stupid. It's beautiful man.
So talk shit blood, speak your mind, just don't get upset when people do the same. No one is going to be upset by what you say or do and they expect the same courtesy. Call my dead dad a bag of cunts if you want, him dying fucked me up but I try to keep the level of perspective to realize that people having a laugh on the internet doesn't change anything about the situation. And in return I'd like to be able to laugh at some comic banter about your windows without it being taken as moral insult.
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Originally posted by antinatalism
bonus points if you've persuaded her to never get a job during your marriage because you'd always take care of her and you'll be the one who makes the big money while she'll be the good housewife who stays at home with the children, so that when you'll flee she'll be unemployed and without job experience in years and with 3 kids to to feed. also, bonus points if you destroy the house before leaving.
bonus points if you cancel your insurance policy before destroying the house.
Extra bonus points if you keep in contact with the kids without her knowing and tell them its her that drove you away so they forever resent her for not having a father.
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