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2017-06-27 at 11:03 PM UTC in Game: Ask Ouijin
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2017-06-27 at 9:43 PM UTC in Synchronicity and reality experiments.How does this have anything to do with synchronicity or reality?
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2017-06-27 at 9:42 PM UTC in Game: Ask OuijiHere's how the game works: There are two roles you can play, the question asker and the ouiji. The question asker asks a question, such as "I'm so hungry I could eat _______"
Then the other players (the ouiji) answer one letter at a time. You can only post one letter in a row. So if you guys have the teamwork to spell out I G U A N A C O C K, awesome. If not, this game is fucked. It's probably already too much of a stretch to ask you guys to work together, but I thought I'd give it a shot.
To end an answer, you must type /goodbye or /end or something along those lines. This signifies the end of an answer. When you do this you must post the full question. "I'm so hungry I could eat iguana cock." Then you get to ask your own question. You may only end a round when the answer is a complete word. If it turns out to be obviously gibberish just move on. Ignore players who are here just to fuck things up.
Think of it like Mad Libs but without any grammar. I'll start:
§m£ÂgØL is a ________. -
2017-06-27 at 9:31 PM UTC in Things that make you want to commit mass murderPharmacists who have Narcan but refuse to give it out because they think it will 'enable' addicts.
Likewise, pharmacists who have birth control, needles, or opiates, but don't hand them out.
Keep your morality out of the pharmacy. -
2017-06-27 at 7:42 PM UTC in What's your favourite temperature flavour?40F, sunny, and windy enough to make the fall leaves fly around.
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2017-06-27 at 3:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice I'm such an aspie that I generally turn my head 90 degrees away from/at right angles to anyone who's passing me on the sidewalk walking contrary to my direction. I don't even like looking at cars that are passing in the same manner, if the street is closest to the side I'm walking on. Very uncomfortable. I'm so unsocialized that it feels like the standard reaction among animals, threatening.
How do you feel when you have to walk past cops or they drive past? -
2017-06-27 at 3:03 AM UTC in Robbing a bank
Originally posted by mmQ Ok you rob the bank and have a getaway vehicle. You calmly pass the note to the teller and tell her (tee-hee) to give you the cash that's at her station. She does, and you leave to your vehicle. You drive to a nearby (pre-planned) big store like Target or Walmart, and go in, change clothes with some clothes inside, and leave out a different door. Walk away and go to a nearby hotel. Stay at the hotel for a long time.
The end.
Going to a store like Walmart would put you on the parking lot security cameras. Going in would get your face, especially on the bathroom cameras where people go in to tuck away their shoplifting stuff. If they catch you changing they might even try to stop you from leaving the store with the impression you've stolen something, depending on the store.
However, one of those IR light hats would solve at least some of these problems. -
2017-06-27 at 2:55 AM UTC in Straight White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is \ Why I have no sympathy for yall
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2017-06-26 at 10:19 PM UTC in Does everyone realize that §m£ÂgØL...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2017-06-26 at 9:50 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!That doesn't necessarily make you the worst drivers. There are a lot of factors involved in that. Like average speed, average trip length, road conditions, weather and whatnot. Probably why the east coast has such low numbers, it's a lot more densely populated and people aren't going as fast. All the rural states with their rural roads are the ones with the higher fatality rates it looks like. Also more drunk drivers in those states I think.
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2017-06-26 at 9:22 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.
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2017-06-26 at 5:53 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Kinkou Tasty pigeon life
We don't have pigeons where I live. We have mass amounts of terrifying evil seagulls
I once emptied an entire can of easy cheez onto the pavement and watched them fight to the death over it
This one macho seagull with fucking red orange eyes won out of about a hundred and ate ALL THE CHEESE
I'm in a dark room it's starting to make me hallucinate. @_@
If you aren't lying about this, it's an extremely fucking weird weird thing to do lol.
But please, don't feed birds cheese. Even fake cheese. It isn't good for their stomachs. You should stick to bugs and seeds and soft/mushy seafood/meat when feeding birds. Make sure its cut up small enough not to choke on.
Do that and then poison the food because fuck seagulls. -
2017-06-26 at 5:44 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.Malice, is there a schizophrenia test you would recommend?
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2017-06-26 at 5:39 PM UTC in My dog died todayWait Bill Krozby, is your cat still in the freezer?
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2017-06-26 at 5:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-06-25 at 6:38 PM UTC in Conflict ShitpileWow, it's been a few months since I looked at the livemap
https://syria.liveuamap.com/
Crazy how quickly ISIS has lost their land.
On another note, what do you guys think is going to happen to the Kurds when this war ends? I cant imagine Russia giving enough shits to back the SAA if they choose to fight the Kurds, which I think they will try to do. They'll be double ended with Turkey too. Bu hen hao.
I'd really, really like to see them succeed though. Maybe Assad will be tired of fighting and just, idk, leave them? They're a nice buffer even though nobody really likes them. Poor Kurdistan :(( -
2017-06-25 at 6:31 PM UTC in McDonalds breakfastDo you guys get the bacon or sausage McGriddle? Because seriously, McFuck McDonald's sausage. Don't know how anybody likes it. I usually go for their Egg McMuffin because it has ham and and like an inch of egg. Sometimes I make them at home but use an egg over easy and its delicious.
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2017-06-25 at 6:29 PM UTC in what to do when your on summer break but in your late 20sSummer break? Why didn't you take summer classes? It's crazy easy. Two months and you're done. Plus if your college offers online classes those are butt-fuckingly easy.
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2017-06-25 at 6:24 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.I thought it would be higher, personally.
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2017-06-25 at 5:42 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.I got 11/50 lol.