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Posts by Narc

  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I bet you dashed to turn the tv on too, lol.




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  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I bet that had you for a sec? sorry, just this board is dead and im bored as fuck.


    bc1q7m7k9kd93kascfqylkdk9hm99j2aa3mjnwjqdr




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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Kinkou Hmmm I want to know what the levels of each were. I plan to live to 100 and do whatever the hell I please lmao

    you'll go when you go girl. I knew a guy had heart attack after smoking crack at the age of 27.




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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    patsy kensit in her eighth wonder days and wendy james of transvision vamp.









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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    fringe was a fucking good series.






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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Yeah young Madonna and Debbie harry.




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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Lol. Old cars are the best tho.
  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    80s were fucking awesome, I was just a kid for a lot of it. Thank god I was old enough for acid house tho. High as fuck on acid and e, driving round half the night in fucking convoys looking for illegal parties, having to fight old bill to get in then partying all night in a ten thousand strong crowd. Doing anything you want coz old bill wouldn't dare come thru the gate. Beam me back to the 80s Scotty.




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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    you do the work yourself?




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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Kinkou Well that's real helpful

    ANYONE ELSE WANNA DRIVE TO GRAND RAPIDS MICHIGAN TO MEET ME FOR AN HOUR? Lol

    i can't afford the gas




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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 On topic: the forum isn't normally this bad unless scron is around, I don't know what the hell happened

    it pussy fever




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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    would be funny if it was the russians that reincarnated him.




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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant its easier than you think if you just stop being a puss huehue

    how would you know tho?




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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    i'm seeing a lot of sinning going on yet no confessing. y'all know what gonna happen




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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well. How about if it was soft when you glued it up and then it got longer? Wouldn't that stretch and tear/pull/rip the piss tube up inside?

    how the fuck does your mind work?




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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    when was the last time you were asleep and voluntarily thought to yourself 'oh, i think i'll get up now'?

    inb4 'i do it all the time derp'




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  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    as does spektroll




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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    infaggotryscat has some serious issues




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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    yeh malice and infaggotryscat are poor substitutes.




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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by infinityshock doesnt affect me.

    im germophobic and dont touch anything the way normal people do. i literally dont touch anything with my fingers/hands in public places

    - i havent touched a toilet with my hands since i was about 10. i use my feet to manipulate the lid and flush
    - i push open doors with the back of my wrist or middle-finger knuckle at the point of the door where most people dont touch. (its visible by more wear/scuffing than the rest of the door…whether on an actual handle or a flat plate of metal for reinforcement)
    - i pull open doors with a single finger, after checking for the wear markings
    - i literally keep two boxes (1 box of thick, heavy duty; 1 box of thin, cheap; along with a single pair of heavy leather work gloves) of disposable gloves in my car trunk and truck cab. my bike doesnt matter because i fill its tank from a 6-gallon container of fuel that I pick up in my car or truck. i lift the pump nozzle from the hose or hose/nozzle connection and always look at the trigger to see where the most wear is to give me an indication of where everyone else touches, so I know where not to touch. i would see any nastiness or needles at this point. i also use the tip of the nozzle to press any buttons
    - not really related…but at the gas pump before I slide my card i beat the fuck out of the card reader to see if it comes off.
    - i turn on and off faucets with either a knuckle or back of my wrist. if i need paper towers and i cant get them without touching anything ill go into a stall and use toilet paper where i dont have to touch something some other nasty bastard has already touched.
    - when i meet new people, to avoid shaking hands, i always have something in my hands, or if that isnt possible, i have literally lied and said i hurt my hand in some creative manner possible.


    oh yea…OCD to the max

    i'm not even surprised by any of that. you sure are a strange fucker.




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