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Posts by Narc

  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    i'm 44 and i listen to her. i like genesis. some of that new stuff like california and belly of the beat i'm still deciding on.




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  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    prepare for the music forum to be called






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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    the jolly green giants cock




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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    nobody in there you mug




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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    its all you got now tho innit? you fucked up and the only way to save face is to try and pull a switch. i ain't that dumb pal, and i don't get mad.




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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by infinityshock theres no switching anything…youre full retard, bitch. now that youve posted it…everyone else now knows it too. good going, idiot.

    bitch…youve never even seen a vagina other that online or at the petting zoo, much less had enough sexual experiences to say what a vagina or urethra would do or be able to do. or not do or not be able to do. much less give birth, you fucking retarded idiot virgin faggot. stick to what youre good at…sucking dick.

    hahaha you mad as fuck dude





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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by infinityshock good job on admitting youve never seen a real vagina that isnt either on a computer monitor or between the legs of one of the stars in a petting zoo.

    arent you the anatomical genius.

    im not going to even say anything…go google it, retard. i dont want to hear anything else from you…not one single post…until youve posted an admission to what a fucking moron you are.

    nice attempt to switch the retardation on to me. the video in the op proves you wrong before you even started tho.

    watch the video again, they used a shoehorn ffs.




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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Malice You see what a wonderful data processing machine my brain is? Shame it drains all the joy and wonder out of life.

    not too fucking wonderful then is it?




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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by infinityshock ive tried that with a few different chicks but havent ever been able to get anything bigger than something small like a screwdriver or drill bit up in there. cant even get in my fingers in so i dont know how anyone is getting a dick in there.

    you dumb noob. girls urethra ain't like our dicks, its made to stretch to allow them to give birth, you mug.

    there's so much facepalm going on here, get it out of my fred will you.





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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Zankwest How many kids do you have?

    he's talking about his girlfriends, not his children.




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    Post last edited by Narc at 2017-07-26T00:08:43.235152+00:00
  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by blackbird Meh, at least I’d get laid one last time.

    by a nice stiff cock




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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Infinityscron I anal fisted myself before work this morning and now every time I fart it feels strange

    all you need to remember is if the fart has lumps in it then you've shit yourself.




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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    i need sexy lexi




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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Tell her that you don't discriminate, though. Ask her why adult baby stuff is ok and if there is an age you could both settle on. Tell you are willing to move down. Ask her if it's ok when you also pretend to be 13.

    i'm gonna ask her if she has any hooker friends who also happen to be midgets that she can refer me to.





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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, if she's pregnant, and fucking midgets, it stands to reason we would expect a midget baby.






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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Fucked a potato.

    go to your nearest sexual health clinic. there's a very good chance you may have contracted hepotato C. you also need to contact all your other sexual partners and advise them they are fucking a potato shagger.




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    Post last edited by Narc at 2017-07-25T22:45:49.884772+00:00
  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by cerakote thats called squirting






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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by infinityshock im curious if the chick squeezing trying to piss at the same time the dude blows his load would cause some sort of excess pressure differential inside the chicks bladder causing and explosion of some sort.

    and that would be your dream fuck?




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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    yeh, its not even like we'd have a hoping hell of competing with scrawny anyways.




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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    if she could pee while you fucked her would be the best number one fuck of all time ever.





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