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  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Oh hold on, let me take that back a mo


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  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bradley Imagine coming on a forum which main function is reading to complain about reading

    Imagine coming on a forum which main function is shitposting to complain about shitposting


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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Pull faces at him while you make him wait there while you boil the oil on your little portable gas stove


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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Yeah Alder go and beat him up


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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy I thought you meant choke your cawk and hold it then let go and it shoots off. it's dangerous because it can reverse flow and you get the worse blue ball syndrome from it. and it fucking burns to pee.

    you are talking about what David Carradine did?



    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy You guys should have a titty fight and wrestle in Crisco or something super slippery



    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy dude you're lucky shit is flame retardant these days. Steve Marriott of Small Faces (Rock band) Died that way. I used to go and kiss my mom goodnight when I was a teen and she would be sleeping with a cig still burning in between her fingers. or drop it on the blanket. I would yell at her.

    people used to burn to death all the time. smoking was super common in the 20s-70s and shit like polyester was made from gasoline. petral based plastic threads

    its why Fire Fighters get Cancer because of all of the shit companies like Dow Chemicals "Better living through Chemistry" came from.

    Just starting to realize how weird you are bro

    Welcome to nis


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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy remember Teddy bears in the UK were Rockers and they were white gangsta in the 50s and 60s. I think it means Gay dude these days

    I think you mean teddy boys. Teddy bears are a kids stuffed animal named after Teddy Roosevelt.


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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy First off I never had a "Small dick" i had it recess a bit in the pooch and Im very thick. I take cialis and it' push that fat back and it's lengthy So So. you lose a bit of length in your older years. I didn't have a small dick in my youth. it was over average not long I admit. but thick and I pleased women

    next off I use to have a weird fish smell going on because well.. I took Fish Supplements 3-6-9 I now stop taking them and I wash really well and apply vicks vaporub too cool it down. feels super good and smells nice without masking it with scents.

    I do sweat perversely but thats genetics. I am not sweaty as much because I been losing weight. I mean I was fucking super fat, dude. WTF how can I not be oily when I take long walks. I sweat perfuse on my forehead but not elsewhere like other people. Not so much on the chest or man boobs or stomach. it's just sweat glands are probably strong and produce sweat.

    I do a back of the hand rub against my junk when Im about to go to bed. if I smell funk, I take a quick shower. Im a man, thats just a guy thing mother fucker.


    Lastly FUCK YOU, Im not a fag. so get your shit pussy Goatse'd from someone else.

    Why the fuck would you make me read that you freak?


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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ner vegas the raper of naples

    Are you Snoopy?


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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Did Diddy get bant again?


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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Found a feather 🪶 💖
    Pretty sure that’s good luck 🍀

    Not for the bird


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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I was just walking my friends staff but he didn't have a lead. The fucking thing ran off and attacked some little kids dog and being the only person there I had to go in and drag the staff out by the collar then gave it a kick to show it who's boss. Poor little kid was screaming like he was freaked right out but I had to get the staff in quick in case it went again. Only thing that bothered me was people might think it was my dog tho.


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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I am in peak mental and physical form. I could wrestle a teddy bear right now.

    fxt


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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bradley What the sign say

    On Red


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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Is GG his cat or summing?


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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    At least I'm not an asphyxi-wanka


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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Then when you're 80, you're like wtf was I thinking?

    No that's just your Alzheimers spectral


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  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bradley I did read the thread
    She's sweet chili sauce

    No she's salt you nutter

    The clue was in the name pal


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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bradley My dog got attacked by a bigger dog, when he started shaking my dog by the neck i stabbed the bigger dog yeah

    Oh I see

    I had a similar incident years ago when a friend asked me to walk his Staff while he was at work.


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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers How old are you? If you're 30+ then you wouldn't understand. Today's generation is very different after all, with social media and whatnot setting the standards.

    Its funny how we all think we know everything and have everything worked out before we're 30, then after 35 we all start to realize just how much we didn't have a fucking clue before we were 30.


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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Do Salty McSaltyface(Donttellem)


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