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Getting into chokewanking

  1. 2024-05-12 at 2:58 AM UTC
    #41
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I remember my sister strangling me when I was 5. Maybe that's where the fear came from or maybe it's how I died in a past life.

    It's what your dad used to do to you when you were a baby before he stuck it in
  2. 2024-05-12 at 3:03 AM UTC
    #42
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Kafka I remember my sister strangling me when I was 5. Maybe that's where the fear came from or maybe it's how I died in a past life.

    Do you ever actually respond to anyone or just talk boring shit about yourself always
  3. 2024-05-12 at 3:28 AM UTC
    #43
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Yeah Michael Hutchence

    Well he used to be into it


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  4. 2024-05-12 at 3:29 AM UTC
    #44
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bradley If I die of a wank death, just know itw asn't an accident.

    the orange strapped in your mouth is usually a big giveaway


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  5. 2024-05-12 at 3:31 AM UTC
    #45
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Solstice Hot. And yeah that second part is true for any kind of fetish porn, once you find what you're really into it makes everything inferior seem too vanilla for any use

    Wariat and Vinny are prime examples


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  6. 2024-05-26 at 1:36 AM UTC
    #46
    Bradley Florida Man
    Wanka
  7. 2024-05-26 at 2:13 AM UTC
    #47
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    At least I'm not an asphyxi-wanka


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  8. 2024-05-26 at 2:20 AM UTC
    #48
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I think falling asleep with a lit cigarette is the scariest way to go.

    I fall asleep with cigarettes all the time, lol every night. I guess I probably shouldn't smoke while I'm tired and in bed. My blankets have so many burn holes 😂 at least they are fsc now and go out, the oxy days I used to have burns the whole length of a cigarette from smoking while I was faded and falling out. I'm lucky I never burned anything down from being so careless.
  9. 2024-05-26 at 4:07 AM UTC
    #49
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I fall asleep with cigarettes all the time, lol every night. I guess I probably shouldn't smoke while I'm tired and in bed. My blankets have so many burn holes 😂 at least they are fsc now and go out, the oxy days I used to have burns the whole length of a cigarette from smoking while I was faded and falling out. I'm lucky I never burned anything down from being so careless.

    That's wild bro
  10. 2024-05-26 at 4:10 AM UTC
    #50
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I'm an idiot sometimes, I have a bad habit of waking up and lighting a cigarette when I'm half asleep, then I wake up with a burnt out cigarette butt right next to me.
  11. 2024-05-26 at 4:11 AM UTC
    #51
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Um…
  12. 2024-05-26 at 4:13 AM UTC
    #52
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Um…

    Wanna help
  13. 2024-05-26 at 5:51 AM UTC
    #53
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Anyone do this? You strangle yourself while beating off


    Is it worth it? Seems like a lot of ppl r into it

    I thought you meant choke your cawk and hold it then let go and it shoots off. it's dangerous because it can reverse flow and you get the worse blue ball syndrome from it. and it fucking burns to pee.

    you are talking about what David Carradine did?
  14. 2024-05-26 at 5:52 AM UTC
    #54
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks Do you ever actually respond to anyone or just talk boring shit about yourself always

    You guys should have a titty fight and wrestle in Crisco or something super slippery
  15. 2024-05-26 at 5:56 AM UTC
    #55
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I fall asleep with cigarettes all the time, lol every night. I guess I probably shouldn't smoke while I'm tired and in bed. My blankets have so many burn holes 😂 at least they are fsc now and go out, the oxy days I used to have burns the whole length of a cigarette from smoking while I was faded and falling out. I'm lucky I never burned anything down from being so careless.

    dude you're lucky shit is flame retardant these days. Steve Marriott of Small Faces (Rock band) Died that way. I used to go and kiss my mom goodnight when I was a teen and she would be sleeping with a cig still burning in between her fingers. or drop it on the blanket. I would yell at her.

    people used to burn to death all the time. smoking was super common in the 20s-70s and shit like polyester was made from gasoline. petral based plastic threads

    its why Fire Fighters get Cancer because of all of the shit companies like Dow Chemicals "Better living through Chemistry" came from.
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  16. 2024-05-26 at 7:22 AM UTC
    #56
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy I thought you meant choke your cawk and hold it then let go and it shoots off. it's dangerous because it can reverse flow and you get the worse blue ball syndrome from it. and it fucking burns to pee.

    you are talking about what David Carradine did?



    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy You guys should have a titty fight and wrestle in Crisco or something super slippery



    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy dude you're lucky shit is flame retardant these days. Steve Marriott of Small Faces (Rock band) Died that way. I used to go and kiss my mom goodnight when I was a teen and she would be sleeping with a cig still burning in between her fingers. or drop it on the blanket. I would yell at her.

    people used to burn to death all the time. smoking was super common in the 20s-70s and shit like polyester was made from gasoline. petral based plastic threads

    its why Fire Fighters get Cancer because of all of the shit companies like Dow Chemicals "Better living through Chemistry" came from.

    Just starting to realize how weird you are bro

    Welcome to nis


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  17. 2024-05-26 at 8:52 AM UTC
    #57
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc Just starting to realize how weird you are bro

    Welcome to nis


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    Dude, I am the oldest OG Totse member from Dialup Days

    Spec claims he is older but who knows
  18. 2024-05-26 at 8:53 AM UTC
    #58
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Also Im back on and just letting lose on here because NOTHING FUCKING MATTERS ANYMORE
  19. 2024-05-26 at 4:13 PM UTC
    #59
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Also Im back on and just letting lose on here because NOTHING FUCKING MATTERS ANYMORE

    Oh shit, are you Totse2k1 aka BeigeWarlock?

    Yeah makes sense now


    Yeah yea, I still goddit lol


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  20. 2024-05-26 at 5:46 PM UTC
    #60
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc Oh shit, are you Totse2k1 aka BeigeWarlock?

    Yeah makes sense now


    Yeah yea, I still goddit lol


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    Bradley was posing as one of those 2
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