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  1. #21
    Originally posted by RisiR † No. What?

    I just don't like urethra insertions. Do you know "2 fingers, 1 dick"? I got a history of renal difficulties and had a couple of brutal surgeries through my dick so that definitely adds to it.

    what the fuck...do they actually do that?
  2. #22
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by greenplastic what the fuck…do they actually do that?

    Yeah I have had a couple kidney stones surgically removed. They went up the dick hole.

    Imo worst part is having to pull your stent out through your dick in the shower a couple weeks later.
  3. #23
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc and that would be your dream fuck?

    if it were id just jam some C4 up there and remote-detonate it at the same time i blow my load
  4. #24
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RisiR † No. What?

    I just don't like urethra insertions. Do you know "2 fingers, 1 dick"? I got a history of renal difficulties and had a couple of brutal surgeries through my dick so that definitely adds to it.

    pics or it didnt happen
  5. #25
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by greenplastic what the fuck…do they actually do that?

    Uh-huh.
  6. #26
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by greenplastic what the fuck…do they actually do that?

    ive tried that with a few different chicks but havent ever been able to get anything bigger than something small like a screwdriver or drill bit up in there. cant even get in my fingers in so i dont know how anyone is getting a dick in there.
  7. #27
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by infinityshock ive tried that with a few different chicks but havent ever been able to get anything bigger than something small like a screwdriver or drill bit up in there. cant even get in my fingers in so i dont know how anyone is getting a dick in there.

    you dumb noob. girls urethra ain't like our dicks, its made to stretch to allow them to give birth, you mug.

    there's so much facepalm going on here, get it out of my fred will you.





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  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc you dumb noob. girls urethra ain't like our dicks, its made to stretch to allow them to give birth, you mug.

    there's so much facepalm going on here, get it out of my fred will you.

    good job on admitting youve never seen a real vagina that isnt either on a computer monitor or between the legs of one of the stars in a petting zoo.

    arent you the anatomical genius.

    im not going to even say anything...go google it, retard. i dont want to hear anything else from you...not one single post...until youve posted an admission to what a fucking moron you are.
  9. #29
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by infinityshock good job on admitting youve never seen a real vagina that isnt either on a computer monitor or between the legs of one of the stars in a petting zoo.

    arent you the anatomical genius.

    im not going to even say anything…go google it, retard. i dont want to hear anything else from you…not one single post…until youve posted an admission to what a fucking moron you are.

    nice attempt to switch the retardation on to me. the video in the op proves you wrong before you even started tho.

    watch the video again, they used a shoehorn ffs.




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  10. #30
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc nice attempt to switch the retardation on to me. the video in the op proves you wrong before you even started tho.

    watch the video again, they used a shoehorn ffs.

    theres no switching anything...youre full retard, bitch. now that youve posted it...everyone else now knows it too. good going, idiot.

    bitch...youve never even seen a vagina other that online or at the petting zoo, much less had enough sexual experiences to say what a vagina or urethra would do or be able to do. or not do or not be able to do. much less give birth, you fucking retarded idiot virgin faggot. stick to what youre good at...sucking dick.
  11. #31
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by infinityshock theres no switching anything…youre full retard, bitch. now that youve posted it…everyone else now knows it too. good going, idiot.

    bitch…youve never even seen a vagina other that online or at the petting zoo, much less had enough sexual experiences to say what a vagina or urethra would do or be able to do. or not do or not be able to do. much less give birth, you fucking retarded idiot virgin faggot. stick to what youre good at…sucking dick.

    hahaha you mad as fuck dude





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  12. #32
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    its all you got now tho innit? you fucked up and the only way to save face is to try and pull a switch. i ain't that dumb pal, and i don't get mad.




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  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc its all you got now tho innit? you fucked up and the only way to save face is to try and pull a switch. i ain't that dumb pal, and i don't get mad.

    youre not only full-retard...you just admitted to the entire internet that you dont have the slightest clue on female anatomy.

    retard virgin fag...sucks to be you

    youre never going to live that down. that is only one step above Bill Krozby admitting hes sold himself to older men for sexual purposes.
  14. #34
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc girls urethra ain't like our dicks, its made to stretch to allow them to give birth

    thats right, boys and girls, babies come out of your mommys urethra.

    in the case of narc, however, his conception and birth was via his daddys rectum.
  15. #35
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    ok bill, i'm gonna throw you a bone here. you do this...

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1515867207

    in your pee hole and post video, and i will topple my own king here. otherwise STFU coz you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.




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  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist ok bill, i'm gonna throw you a bone here. you do this…

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1515867207

    in your pee hole and post video, and i will topple my own king here. otherwise STFU coz you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

    not clicking your link.

    not posting anything about by piss hole...and regardless, dont know how to post video, which ive stated clearly several times.

    you king is on his knees with my balls banging on his chick and my dick protruding from the back of his head.

    speaking of knowing...or more appropriately NOT knowing...what youre talking about...

    Originally posted by Narc you dumb noob. girls urethra ain't like our dicks, its made to stretch to allow them to give birth

    yea. youre not walkin' that one off.
  17. #37
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc you dumb noob. girls urethra ain't like our dicks, its made to stretch to allow them to give birth, you mug.

    there's so much facepalm going on here, get it out of my fred will you.

    my man, please tell me youre just pretending to be retarded. the female urethra is inside the vaginal cavity, but it isnt where conception happens. all the female reproductive organs are located past the cervix (which is pretty much the end of the love tunnel) and are completely separate from the urethra, ureters, and bladder. their urethra is more or less the same size as men's, so unless they do urethral sounding theres no way your pecker could fit inside assuming your dick is the size of a pencil lead
  18. #38
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I can't find 2 fingers 1 dick. It was fucked up and looked real. Two fingers in a dickhole and the bitch didn't go easy on it.
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cerakote my man, please tell me youre just pretending to be retarded. the female urethra is inside the vaginal cavity, but it isnt where conception happens. all the female reproductive organs are located past the cervix (which is pretty much the end of the love tunnel) and are completely separate from the urethra, ureters, and bladder. their urethra is more or less the same size as men's, so unless they do urethral sounding theres no way your pecker could fit inside assuming your dick is the size of a pencil lead

    stfu virgin. just because you were the most recent one on this site to be born...just a few short months ago...doesn't mean you know anything about vaginas. for one thing the urethra isn't in the vaginal cavity. the female urethra is half to 1/3 the length of a males.

    and. stop ruining the fun you fucking fucktard. I could have dragged that retard on for dozens of posts and he wouldn't he caught on.
  20. #40
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by cerakote my man, please tell me youre just pretending to be retarded. the female urethra is inside the vaginal cavity, but it isnt where conception happens. all the female reproductive organs are located past the cervix (which is pretty much the end of the love tunnel) and are completely separate from the urethra, ureters, and bladder. their urethra is more or less the same size as men's, so unless they do urethral sounding theres no way your pecker could fit inside assuming your dick is the size of a pencil lead

    yes i know, the argument here is that a woman's urethra however, is more stretchier than a man's. a guys urethra only ever has to stretch to the size big enough to accommodate his erection. a woman's, which as you pointed out is inside the vaginal cavity, if you notice is that lump that forms the front wall of her pussy. its in the part that stretches even to accommodate the penis and its what causes a pussy to hug nicely round your penis during sex. its designed to stretch during labor to allow the child to exit. it can and often does tear if the labor causes it to stretch too much, its called something like a periurethral tear. none of that means that a man's cannot be stretched, but it is anatomically easier for a woman tho. theirs is naturally designed to stretch more.




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