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Posts by Narc

  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost you're the one that talks about penis, all the time like daily.

    You need gay conversion therapy AKA a concentration camp for people like you

    Do they have one thats also a fat farm as well? Would be perfect for our golmz


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  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Sugar, funnily enough.

    If you could change sex for a day and go back completely normal, would you do it?


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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Also talking of ice and explosions




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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Ice is plenty strong, it depends entirely on the temperature outside and the size of the ice chunk. A water bottle, less than the liter size ones, will still take hours to melt. The springs in clothespins are not strong enough to break the ice prematurely. If you want it to take longer, use a larger diameter bottle. Buoancy timer isn't really temperature dependent if you're using a liquid that doesn't freeze easily, like alcohol. Everclear should suffice, or rubbing alcohol. Lots of things would work really.


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clothespin

    Been spelling it wrong lolz

    Yeah I wondered if you meant clothes pin or what.

    I'll think you'll be surprised just how strong a clothes pin is tbh. You'd definitely need to pack that ice thick to be sure. Then you risk the thing taking too long and being discovered. The bomb squad would just then spray it with liquid nitrogen.

    Maybe consider one of these



    Then have a resovoir that let fluid into a second cup at a certain rate. You could easy wire it up to your detonator.

    Don't go ordering it online in your name tho. lol


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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "mal" sounds like a fat girls name.

    Originally posted by Ghost Mallery




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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost

    Are you trying to bore the shit out of us?


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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG I was obviously making up shit like I do the majority of the time here.

    Really didn't think anyone would go for that bait, but especially not you, who already recognized my baseless lie you were a pedophile. Do you literally just believe anything I say?

    Then I stack more shit on top and somehow you still buy it. Why? Are you sincerely this stupid? If you're legally retarded let me know and I will stop. I don't want to bully you and tbh, I feel I am taking advantage of you already.



    Originally posted by GGG I was obviously making up shit like I do the majority of the time here.

    Really didn't think anyone would go for that bait, but especially not you, who already recognized my baseless lie you were a pedophile. Do you literally just believe anything I say?

    Then I stack more shit on top and somehow you still buy it. Why? Are you sincerely this stupid? If you're legally retarded let me know and I will stop. I don't want to bully you and tbh, I feel I am taking advantage of you already.

    Thats the same shit you always say after someone pulls you out for saying something retarded.

    That or the old "jokes on you coz I was just acting retarded" line.

    lol wutevah


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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Coz she don't talk to fat retards


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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Dumb §m£ÂgØL trying to make out that hydro thinks its him because captain said it was. You lived with hydro, I think she would def know what you look like.

    Try the other one §m£ÂgØL, somebody might believe that one.


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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG You haven't seen my pix. There is not a single recent picture of me in this entire community. Oldest anyone might have is like 3 or 4yrs old. Fonaplats posted a 6 year old photo. There are no others. The one I posted that you thought was me was in fact a random asian dude.

    Captain Falcon said it was me and you and hydro believed him like fucking idiots. Guy was wearing a wedding ring for fucks sake.

    Well you would say that now we all seen how fucking fat you are.

    And for the record hydro confirmed that was you the day you posted it long before captain faggot said anything.

    Think about it, you lived with her, thought you were having a kid with her and had her guys dick up your ass. I think shed know what you look like. Its not like you just passed her in the street once.


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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Well just remember that priming a bomb at the target location isn't as easy as setting it for practice in your home. No good having to set some fiddly little part to trigger a live bomb when a sudden nearby noise or passer by takes your attention away at the vital moment and you then accidently make that connection. Its easy done.

    Also remember that ice breaks easy, especially if under duress from something spring loaded.

    Have you even conducted a strength test to see how much pressure it would take to break that ice so you'd know how much ice you'd need? Have you allowed for how much ice might melt on the journey to the target location.


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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by aldra would be easier to release a load of birds in the flight path

    that said, an English airport (Gatwick) got shut down the other day because somebody kept flying drones over the runways

    Just fixt that for ya pal, you welcome.


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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG Holy shit you're retarded



    Don't even remember what you said yesterdày, lol.


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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Jesusfuckingchrist you ain't still trynna sell that fucking book are you §m£ÂgØL?


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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    BTW that is you golm

    100%

    But then I'd deny it if I was that fat an all, lol.


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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG I make it a goal to antagonize everybody.

    I know what pic you're talking about though and that isn't me. That's literally a random Asian dude at a pride parade. (red glasses) Hydro is fucking retarded and believed/thought it was me because Captain Falcon joked around and said it was. Dude is fatter and more out of shape than I am so she was probably ready to believe it but the dude is, again, verifiably not me, and also wearing a wedding ring. I'm not in the picture.



    I have another pic of me in a PINK dress on a dilapidated piece of shit couch surrounded by hound dogs.

    If you're talking about that one, fuck you. I look good. I also have a few others but if you have those pics I would be very concerned.


    Gotta qft that one

    fuckinlolWTFOMG


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  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -mal- That’s not going to happen so why bother imagining.

    The world would be a much different place if nobody ever imagined anything.


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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Oddbod^


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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG Bill Krozby still doesn't hes being made fun of

    Just called himself a man with a big asshole

    Let it be heard from the mountaintops

    Bill Krozby has a big reeking asshole

    Do you think its as big as yours yet?

    Maybe you could take Bill Krozby on as your apprentice.


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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -mal- I always thought matt was your version of totse2001.

    But seriously I’m not trying to be catty. I’m a girls girl for sure. I just genuinely like wigs and want to know if you like any brands.

    What would you do if you got the chance to have a taste of candy?


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