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Posts by Narc

  1. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG To be honest I just make up shit on here when I'm not engaged in the conversation

    QFT

    Thanks faggot



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  2. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how did you came to the conclusion that she was 18 when she didnt said a word of english ?

    you checked her passport ?

    There was this other woman there, acting kinda like what you'd call a madam I guess. Plus their age is listed on adultwork. Look her up if you like, goes by the name ana and is around the bristol area. I'd link but on a new phone and not got content lock taken off yet, so you'll have to search yourself.


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  3. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Put your cock away mmQ, nobody wants to see it.



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  4. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I have a phobia of water. I use baby wipes and wet towelettes. For the wet towelettes I let my roommate wring it out for me. When it rains I wear a contamination suit[DuPont™ Tyvek® Coverall with Hood Bulk to be exact] before traveling outside. People look at me weird, so I look back at them weird while whispering the rain is killing you and you don’t even know it ya big dummy. And, by any chance, if it starts raining when I’m out and about, I’m in grave danger. I will stay there forever until it stops. Fuck that. When I drink water, I always close my eyes before doing so and think happy stuffs. When I have to urine, I turn off the lights. If I’m in a public restroom, I closed my eyes very tightly while counting backwards from 30. Thank god for hand sanitizer.

    Toothpaste- Colgate or crest
    Soap- Axe body wash/ dove for men
    Toothbrush- oral b-10 speed automatic
    Deodorant- men dove care different kinds
    Cologne- only the expensive kinds Boss Hugo, Gucci, Armani, Lacoste, Joop to name a few
    Shampoo- I’m bald headed(shine with baby oil)
    Conditioner- I’m bald headed(shine with baby oil)
    Laundry- everything lavender, even the fabric sheets. Smells heavenly.
    House appliances- Pine, Clorox, ammonia, disinfectant wipes(Clorox) dishwasher cleaner with citric acid, drano gel, glade cinnamon or vanilla spray, fabulouso(lavender)

    You know that you are 70% water right?

    Plus the reason those wet wipes are wet, they're mostly water.

    But then I dunno why I'm saying this as bullshit is obvious coz you listed soap, lol.



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  5. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok this will sound gross too but I rarely clean my ears out and I don't have an earwax issue. It has also been the standard yellowish hue though.

    Did you know in jail you don't get q tips at all so you really can't clean your ears that way if you wanted to? Truthfully your ears kinda naturally are supposed to clean themselves or when you shower you can just let the water go in and clean them

    Twist up toilet paper if you can't get qtips.



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  6. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm serious m8. Believe it or not just because you smell like shit after one day of not showing doesn't mean everyone else does. I don't know why people find it so crazy to shower once every other day. I have people that would absolutely tell me if I smell, and they have in my depressed states when I haven't showered for like 5 days, but never once have they mentioned it when I'm doing the every other day thing. And yes, sometimes girls will say that I smell good. I don't know how it works but it's fine with me.

    I can miss a day and not smell bad at all. Just feel nasty tho, like all sticky and that.

    No matter how much I wash my armpits I can still smell my natural scent under there, pretty strong. Its not like stale bo smell tho. I've had a few chicks that would stick their nose in there and tell me they love how I smell under there, lol.



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  7. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG Everybody wants to feel attractive, that isn't exclusive to women. You were the one talking about makeup, like it was almost some responsibility women had. Fuck that.

    Hell I wear makeup sometimes.

    What the fuck am I doing? I'm having this argument with the biggest soppiest faggot ever.

    OK, I'm done, this is just fucking stupid now.



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  8. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    A lot of people say the same about mexicans.

    Now who's the racist §m£ÂgØL?



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  9. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG Some women enjoy makeup, and that's fine, like I said. But it isn't 'natural'

    Never hear a woman bitch about makeup? Surely some of the transvestites you've dated have worn makeup.

    My problem is with Narc having expectations of women to spend all this money and time to look nice for men. Shit is ridiculous. You shouldn't expect women to do that, and women shouldn't expect men to pay for everything. This is an attitude from a time when women couldn't work, so they NEEDED men to pay for them.

    It used to be that when you divorced your wife you would have to pay for her entire livelihood because she would die without your support due to not being able to work. Even just a few decades ago, a lot less women were working, and they were making less too. Now things are equal, so women should be expected to do their part.

    You're missing the point because you keep focusing on make up all the time. There's way more to women looking good than just make up.

    Its about being attractive and knowing you're attractive for girls. Every woman except the most hardcore dyke likes to know she's attractive. This is why real ugly chicks are always so miserable.

    See I'm telling you, you kids think you got it all worked out but you don't know shit. But then so did we when we were your age. When we are young we are way more idealistic, we have all these ideas about how things should be. But then as we get older we realize that in the real world that shit is just a nice dream, doesn't actually work like we hoped in reality.



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  10. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    You nasty motherfucker.

    Fucking Russians, dirty fucking pieces of shit.

    Why the fuck would you do this?



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  11. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I know you're not gonna take it from me but you really got a lot to learn about real life boy.



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  12. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    You fucking moron

    lol



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  13. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Wow §m£ÂgØL, you really don't know women at all. Too much time with those cocks in your mouth boy.



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  14. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Mental illness isn't a race you fucking moron.



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  15. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG I thought you weren't a racist

    That's racist how?



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  16. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG This is all we need to hear to know you are white trash lol.

    And I know you're jelly Pedro.



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  17. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG This doesn't change the fact that I speak 4x the languages that you fucks do

    Yeah well most of us have no need to speak fluent faggotry.



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  18. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Besides, even the plain looking and even ugly chicks spend way more than we do on toiletries, clothes and cosmetics.

    I mean I agree that a lot of them go overboard and it does look fake and fucked up. But either way they're still spending a lot.

    Just check out the prices of that stuff some time.



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  19. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    That's natural for girls to want to look hot and sexy for us. They like to know they are attractive. That stuff is important to a girl. Its nothing to do with being outdated, its human nature and that doesn't change. That's why this world is so fucked up and crazy. Faggots like you trying to think everything people have done for millennia is wrong and like you all know fucking better with all your PC bullshit. You're all still fucking kids with a lot to learn. You all just got too much fucking ego for your own good.


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  20. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I'd be up for some wincest if I had a hot sister or daughter.



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