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Posts by Narc

  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    My mom gave me a dollar and dropped me off at the park n' ride


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  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    program AdBlocker;

    uses
    SysUtils, Sockets;

    const
    BLOCKED_IPS: array[0..2] of string = (
    '192.168.1.10',
    '10.0.0.5',
    '172.16.0.3'
    );

    var
    sock: Longint;
    addr: sockaddr_in;
    recvBuffer: array[0..1023] of byte;
    bytesRead: ssize_t;
    ipString: string;
    i: Integer;

    function IsBlockedIP(ip: string): Boolean;
    begin
    for i := Low(BLOCKED_IPS) to High(BLOCKED_IPS) do
    begin
    if ip = BLOCKED_IPS[i] then
    begin
    Result := True;
    Exit;
    end;
    end;
    Result := False;
    end;

    begin
    WriteLn('=====================================');
    WriteLn(' ____ __ ____ ___ ');
    WriteLn(' / /\ \ / / / __ \|__ \ ');
    WriteLn(' / / \ \/ / | | | | ) | ');
    WriteLn(' / / \ / | | | | / / ');
    WriteLn(' / / / / _ | |__| |/ /_ ');
    WriteLn('/_/ /_/ (_) \____/____(_) ');
    WriteLn(' ');
    WriteLn('=====================================');
    WriteLn(' Hardware-based AdBlocker ');
    WriteLn('=====================================');

    sock := fpSocket(AF_INET, SOCK_RAW, IPPROTO_TCP);
    if sock < 0 then
    begin
    WriteLn('Error creating socket');
    Halt(1);
    end;

    while True do
    begin
    bytesRead := fpRecv(sock, @recvBuffer, SizeOf(recvBuffer), 0);
    if bytesRead < 0 then
    begin
    WriteLn('Error receiving data');
    Halt(1);
    end;

    addr.sin_addr := PInAddr(@recvBuffer[16])^;
    ipString := NetAddrToStr(addr.sin_addr);

    if IsBlockedIP(ipString) then
    begin
    WriteLn('Blocked connection attempt to: ', ipString);
    end
    else
    begin
    WriteLn('Allowed connection to: ', ipString);
    end;
    end;

    fpClose(sock);
    end.

    That's just a script to fix an adblocker from giving a false positive you mug


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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    But I meant its not rape its buggery, that's the legal term

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buggery_Act_1533


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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Well I wouldn't be hard coz it'd be bugging me


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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by jerryb All I can say is pocket knife. LOL what kind of white men can't even carry something my little kids carried. Wow 200 years ago they burned down some backwater countries capital.

    Even funnier is Brits giving us shit for invading shitholes while they've been doing the same for 100s of years. The bad apple doesn't fall far from the bad tree.

    No idea what tf you're talking about

    Not sure you do either


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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    No coz its buggery


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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood learn to code your own, it's not hard

    Prove it then

    Seeing as this fred's turned into a 'hey everyone look at me'


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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by jerryb Wrong war bro, we as in the CSA almost had the Brits come on our side. Just think all the good shit you could have burned helping out your southern cousins.

    I'm not a yank, technically I'm still a citizen of the CSA because their government never actually surrendered.

    Didn't say it was during the civil war, it was 1814, you fuckers had 50 years to make the best of it and you still couldn't

    Bet your flag weren't still there after that tho


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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Even 5 minutes would do so much damage it would need a new engine to work after that

    Especially modern cars, they don't build em like they used to lol


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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I think she looks great




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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Enigma She was selected not only because of her massive beauty but because of her courage and bravery.

    Alyssa Fatman celebrated by giving a speech and inviting other contestants to an all you can eat buffet.

    haha you couldn't make that up




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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've only watched Season 1 of the TV show and never played the game but I don't recall any snuggling and walking around holding arms in the TV series…most of it involved shooting zombies and getting from A to B.

    They only did 1 season afaik


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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Gangbangers don't care bout getting arrested, they're gangbangers


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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Can't, I gotta return some video tapes


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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I had a cat once, but every time I tried to give him a bath the fur stuck to my tongue


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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by jerryb Oh hell NO you ain't getting off that easy Jiggaboo. If you English fuckers had just helped your cousins a little we wouldn't have this yankee menace today. The south is mostly English and Scots-Irish and you fuckers wouldn't help a nigga out, for shame. And fuck Russia also for supporting Lincoln, commie bastard.

    Next time we're shipping dem niggers to south Texas, Houston area. How ya like them apples nigga.

    We burned your White House down, what more you want?


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  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ner vegas

    You forgot 1865 USA defeats USA


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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Prides get along better than Human's and even they're far from perfect


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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Oh yeah, if you died and they were locked inside the house with your corpse, they'd think nothing of eating you too.


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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag You're wrong, cats can imprint on humans, see them as one of their family and Akira does see me that way. She let's me pet her stomach, follows me everywhere, sleeps with me and brings me dead birds.

    Because they're smart, just like hookers, they know if they show you affection you'll keep feeding them.


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