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Posts by Memeing_Electron

  1. Originally posted by Bill Krozby haha you guys are crazy

    wait what, you're not Sub_Mod
  2. Originally posted by Bill Krozby Sub_Mod here again,

    I'd personally would try to win her back or at least take her on one more date.

    Then you're an idiot and a cuck, at least refrain from selling your other kidney to buy your hag another rat. Also, you weren't clear, who are you again?
  3. Whip your dick out and slap his skull in, assert dominance. I'd never let some dickhead pee on my turf
  4. Get mad, watch house of cards, feel powerful (even though you're a dumb cuck, like me), learn something unique, and make yourself useful. All it takes is a direction, and the stubbornness to motivate you to keep going in that direction. You're gonna die anyways, stop caring about what people think of you. Do what's right according to you and your own system of morals. Be up front with people, be honest, be an outright fair businessman in all of your interactions. You are capable of growing to spectacular heights if you ignore your fears and do what's effective. I know it's hard, so do it gradually. A little conversation with a stranger here, a fun impulsive decision there, and with a bit of practice at living life, you end up the most interesting guy at the pub. People don't care about your zit face or your retardation or your shortcomings if you've lived and done more than them.
  5. This is a blackmail gold mine, you dumb shit. You have her info, you have her life by the balls, and you have the element of surprise and an in to manipulation (you were her bitch). Fuckin make bank, and stop introducing yourself every damn time you talk
  6. Originally posted by SBTlauien Do I seem shady, maybe off a little, or just a plain piece of shit?

    That's exactly something that a suspicious person would say...
  7. You live in the information age and have internet access. Learn computer or video shit. I myself make a bit of money on the side running my own YouTube channel, being advisor for other channels, a band, and animators/artists, and video editing. All you gotta do is find a way to monetize what you do for fun, do it better than others, and you're in business. A good place to learn coding is https://www.codecademy.com/ . Knowing how to code looks good on a resume, and you can fuck around and make shit. Making shit and being original, and having the drive to follow through with your ideas is how you leave the half-assing wannabes behind. Hate yourself. Motivate yourself by calling yourself a lazy shit. Tape a poster above your bed that says "get shit done". I want to die, but I don't have the time to kill myself, I'd much prefer to end up on top and be fucking good at what I do.

    In short, stop spending money on booze and drugs, use your self loathing to your advantage and be useful. Otherwise you're gonna be stuck shoving highlighters up your ass and cyber-begging.
  8. That's not a name, that looks like Oasis's IQ test
  9. Originally posted by Totse 2001 Who's face is that.. you? looks like a retarded redhead I grew up with

    how the fuck do you not know Christian Bale
  10. Originally posted by infinityshock your various orifices



    Originally posted by infinityshock in english that's called 'singular' meaning just one.

    thanks for asking.
  11. Originally posted by Malice Somewhat related, a guy actually decapitated himself by tying a rope to a fire hydrant and then driving off full speed in a van: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2860951/Man-DECAPITATES-tying-rope-neck-attaching-fire-hydrant-driving-van.html


    Back in the olden times, people would occasionally get decapitated from long-drop hangings too.
  12. Got reminded of the Compton police station: http://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/Q0MwQ2CX8I5cz9UQM8pqMg/l.jpg

    It's fucking terrible. From afar it just looks like a Nazi tower, ready to arrest you and beat the shit out of your children. No wonder people there fucking hate cops, the architecture of the police station looks menacing as shit.

    What are some other buildings that are shittily designed? Post-modern architecture counts too (all of it) because building meaningless boxes is shitty.
  13. Originally posted by aldra didn't think you were serious about win98

    a lot of recent AMD processors (specifically the gayming-oriented ones) do not have integrated graphics at all because they expect the people that buy them to want a dedicated GPU anyway, so verify that before you buy it

    yeah, my friend has 100s of Win98 installation discs
  14. Originally posted by Sophie if you are truly 31337 you will run MS DOS.

    Just googled it, apparently the U.S. Navy still uses it lmfao
  15. Originally posted by infinityshock there's your problem. it's going to be crammed so deep into your various orifices youre going to have to call in FEMA and a team of trained spelunkers to haul it out.

    so how many dicks you got, buddy?
  16. Originally posted by infinityshock would you rather beat my dick to death with your tonsils…or your transverse colon?

    both, then.

    I'll beat it if i can find it
  17. If you do a long drop, then you break your neck and die instantly. A short drop, however, is intended to suffocate you, and that can be somewhat uncomfortable and mildly painful during the middle portion of it but then it gets better pain-wise and then you die.
  18. Originally posted by infinityshock now you're being more specific with better details, but your original statement was pure fallacy.

    my answer is neither fucking one.

    stupid ass comparisons.

    ok then both
  19. Originally posted by infinityshock stfu.

    I mean literally…take as many well endowed niggers as you can find…and cram every one of their dicks into your cock socket until your throat is so distended you look like you have thyroid disease.

    fucking idiot.

    if there were mods on this site I would tell them to delete your post because it's the fucking retardedest shit that has ever been posted on the internets in all the history of ever.

    fucking idiot.

    would you prefer to be stabbed in a place that is not immediately lethal and have the knife pulled out immediately, or shot there with a small caliber bullet?
  20. Originally posted by infinityshock of all the things I ever dug the expanded rounds out of

    When have you dug around inside of GSW victims? Is your shitposting ass an ER doctor?
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