Posts by Memeing_Electron

2017-08-17 at 7:59 PM UTC in what ethnicity does mayonnaise belong to?

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Originally posted by benny vader i hope you get raped in your sleep and they say since you did not resist, its not rape.

does it count as a wet dream

2017-08-17 at 7:59 PM UTC in Ayy lmao, a friend of mine broke both arms while mountain biking.

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Originally posted by Captain Falcon This mind numbing conversation in a nutshell:

Obbe: The animal Zarblox is impossible

Me: What is Zarblox?

Obbe: What everyone thinks what Zarblox is.

Me: What does everyone think Zarblox is?

Obbe: An animal that is impossible

Me: But what the fuck is a Zarblox? Is Zarblox just any creature that is impossible? In that case, I could tell you a creature that is impossible and it would be a Zarblox.

Obbe: No, that's not what Zarblox is, a Zarblox is a creature that is impossible

Me: How is it impossible? Is it impossible for it to physically exist? Conceptually exist?

Obbe: Zarblox is impossible

Me: What impossible characteristics does it have?

Obbe: Zarblox is impossible

Me: What would it take for Zarblox to be possible?

Obbe: Zarblox is impossible

Me: Lets assume Zarblox is possible and exist. What would it look like?

Obbe: Zarblox is impossible

Me: Lets assume Zarblox is possible and exist. What would it behave like?

Obbe: Zarblox is impossible

Wait so like I'm confused. Impossible in all circumstances, including location? Like if i were to move a zarblox to another room like the bathroom or whatever, could "a zarblox located in the bathroom" technically exist?

2017-08-17 at 6:42 PM UTC in WWIII

Memeing_Electron Houston

Originally posted by mashlehash Why do you want me to invest in vancoover?

cause thats what all the rich chinese dudes are doing

2017-08-17 at 6:40 PM UTC in I noticed my brother's ex-girlfriend's glasses in the shower today

Memeing_Electron Houston

Originally posted by mashlehash No.

fake news

2017-08-17 at 7:15 AM UTC in Ayy lmao, a friend of mine broke both arms while mountain biking.

Memeing_Electron Houston

Originally posted by Captain Falcon It is mathematically impossible for it to be no random, no matter how miniscule or complex it is.

y9our mom is mathematically impossibele

2017-08-17 at 6:33 AM UTC in Ayy lmao, a friend of mine broke both arms while mountain biking.

Memeing_Electron Houston

Originally posted by Captain Falcon I just explained this, and also provides a video explaining it in detail. It is a scientific fact that quantum mechanics are truly random.

What you perceive as random is simply too complex or minuscule to comprehend

2017-08-17 at 6:31 AM UTC in WWIII

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Originally posted by benny vader real news sites or fake news sites … or maybe even alternative news sites ???? do they provide sources and citations ???

legit news sites, i'm not retarded. My middle class ass might be going into journalism soon

2017-08-17 at 6:30 AM UTC in Give me reasons I should kill myself

Memeing_Electron Houston

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Ringers are just streets for water, and the Ganges is the biggest designated shitting street of them all.

Ringers?

2017-08-17 at 6:15 AM UTC in Ayy lmao, a friend of mine broke both arms while mountain biking.

Memeing_Electron Houston

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Quantum mechanical phenomena are truly random, and this can be mathematically proven because we have extremely high quality experimental observations, and it would be mathematically impossible for them to exist if the observed phenomena were deterministic/pseudorandom rather than truly random.

randomness is impossible, everything has a pattern

2017-08-17 at 6:14 AM UTC in WWIII

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Originally posted by benny vader sources and citations needed.

Idk man I just spend hours a day going on a ton of news sites from different countries and forming opinions based off my cynicism.

2017-08-17 at 6:13 AM UTC in Should I buy a bidet

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Originally posted by aldra you can get showerheads that ejaculate a stream rather than a spray

https://www.kaercher.com/au/home-garden/pressure-washers/k-6-200-14460020.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9hAM68K9OU
this strength is the minimum for me, my ass crack is like a jungle

2017-08-17 at 6:09 AM UTC in Should I buy a bidet

Memeing_Electron Houston

Originally posted by aldra just get a showerhead with a really long handle

then it'll just spray everywhere

what kind of water pressure does a bidet even have

2017-08-17 at 6:04 AM UTC in Should I buy a bidet

Memeing_Electron Houston

sploosh sploosh my clean little butthole. Do you concur? How is your bidet experience

2017-08-17 at 6:03 AM UTC in Give me reasons I should kill myself

Memeing_Electron Houston

Originally posted by aldra I'm pretty sure that's mostly because they send dead bodies down it

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1993-02-03/news/9303175264_1_ganges-river-fires-crackling-world-bank-reports

they send everything down it

2017-08-17 at 5:59 AM UTC in Give me reasons I should kill myself

Memeing_Electron Houston

Originally posted by HTS Hey, Indians also poop in river and ocean/on the beach.

yeah thats why their main river is the filthiest river ever. It's also holy to them lmao

2017-08-17 at 5:56 AM UTC in Booked a flight to the Bahamas for tomorrow

Memeing_Electron Houston

Originally posted by Captain Falcon It was pretty good. We boated out to the closer islands, fished, saw the sights etc. The food was good, idk what you're talking about. I had this really dope jerk chicken, got high and fucked a black woman with an amazing body. All in all, it was a fun trip.

I had a friend that went there and he got like ghiardia and he couldnt even leave the shitter for more than 5 minutes at a time. It hit him while he was out and about and he barely could find a bathroom too, almost shat his pants hahaha

2017-08-17 at 5:41 AM UTC in Give me reasons I should kill myself

Memeing_Electron Houston

take bathrom miror selfie plz if u hav bathroom, we just have hole

2017-08-17 at 5:40 AM UTC in Booked a flight to the Bahamas for tomorrow

Memeing_Electron Houston

Wait so falcon, how was your trip to the bahamas? How'd the shit tier food fare for your stomach?

2017-08-17 at 4:18 AM UTC in How close is the Solar Eclipes

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Originally posted by HTS I can't get into the US.

swim, you gimp. If you start now you'll probably make it in time

2017-08-17 at 3:58 AM UTC in Give me reasons I should kill myself

Memeing_Electron Houston

also send pix of bobs and vegene

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