Originally posted by Donald Trump
I wish I had a magnetiser/demagnetiser. No real reason other than it'd be fun to have.
Just put them further apart. Demagnetized.
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2024-08-13 at 7:03 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Lanny
Has the avatar always been happy-Schopenhauer and I didn't notice it, or did that change with the return? It's cracking me up.
Anyway, welcome back. Probably got asked before now but I don't want to scroll back through 7 pages to find out, how are the windows holding up?
You've got an eye for details, Lanny. I actually changed it with my last return because I was really manic but right now it fits.
It's been on everyone's mind but you are the first to ask. One of them is a troublemaker. I had to fix it twice because the wind popped it out of the hinges.
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2024-08-13 at 11:28 AM UTC
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Would you remember CrispyC
Originally posted by Crispy
I like vanilla candle smells, i could sniff one for hours
The smell probably fills the whole room when you do that. Sounds exciting.
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2024-08-12 at 10:50 PM UTC
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Well, look what the cat dragged in.
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2024-08-13 at 8:21 AM UTC
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Would you remember CrispyC
Originally posted by Michael Myers
Weren't you gone for a long time? Where did you go to?
Nowhere really. I tried to do more stuff in real life but things didn't work out.
I guess I just have to accept that I'm a back to the wall kinda guy.
How about you?
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2024-08-13 at 10:35 AM UTC
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I am NOT dead...
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2024-08-13 at 7:43 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Crispy
I was properly raised
I can tell. You seem very mature for your age.
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2024-08-13 at 7:37 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Crispy
Wow you people are olddd
Yes, it's BAD. You should avoid it.
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2024-08-12 at 11:06 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Crispy
Iam not a fed. My name is CrispyC
Nice to meet you, Crispy. I'm RisiR. Or I used to be. I actually tunred into a complete and utter BITCH. Unreal. So yea, patchwork. I have to piece this shit back together.
You seem like a good dude. Maybe you can be my mentor.
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2024-08-12 at 9:17 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Elbow
Things are good.
Where have you beeeeen though?
I really tried getting my shit together and I kinda did but GODDAMMIT... I fell of so hard.
I've done A TON of stuff. Like pfffftttt... eh.
A spiritual journey. Full circle.
I've got some stories, lol.
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Hahahahaha...
This shit is a scam. I'll get a fucking email to pay 100$ to the FBI or they shut down my internet.
There is no dimension in this multiverse were I'm more Autistic than Coughgel Bundy. That's a fact.
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Answered as honest as possible while trying to block out the estimation of a result.
29. Assburgers....
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2021-09-13 at 9:46 PM UTC
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Create a superhero
Ger Man
He has the power of working more than others for less money and pay more taxes than anyone else while letting subhumanoid masses overrun his country without any resistance.
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2018-12-15 at 4:06 AM UTC
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My daughter just died
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2021-09-14 at 12:10 AM UTC
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Tacho was on Dr Phil??? 🤨
Lol,good find OP. Look at his crippled hand.
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Originally posted by Kev
that is in the same ballpark as thinking you can will things to happen, its irrational. but if its consoling, so be it.
It is indeed irrational but that doesn't stop it from, maybe, being true. There's a bunch of stuff in physics that is completely irrational. Retrocausality for example that tells us that the future influences the past. The quantum zeno effect that tells us that an observer influences the decay of a particle. Human senses and perception are far from being the end all be all. Life on earth barely makes any sense what so ever yet here we are. The fact that we developed intelligence and can have this discussion is far far far more unlikely than us controlling the climate with that intelligence.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I've had more than 10" before and not even noticed it.
Too easy. I'll pass.
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2021-09-15 at 6:57 PM UTC
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Dream animalarium
The first time I was on 2C-B me and a buddy drove to some dude I didn't know to get some weed and when we got there he had a little party going on so I went in, too and he had this massive terrarium with snakes in his staircase. It was straight out of a zoo. Looked like the amazonas with pythons chilling on tree branches and exotic plants growing all over the walls. I'm almost 100% convinced that I just tripped too hard and he doesn't actually have that because the house wasn't that nice and a terrarium with snakes like that would cost serious money.
I would get something like that but with monkeys and a pygmy tribe.
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2021-09-14 at 7:30 PM UTC
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Create a superhero
Chairman Meow
Chair at an elementary school by day, lawn shitting cat by night.
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