Sheff city roundabout faggot. I choose a boxcutter as my weapon lets go.
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2019-01-13 at 2:54 PM UTC
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I'm back
I used to cripple your life, then I was gone but don't confuse me with Polio.
Ris always comes back, out of TP but I got something else for your cornholio.
Yes, I started a Rap career. Follow me on soundcloud and hit me up for a feature. $500.
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TRT should get stickied and DH threads automatically deleted.
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2018-09-25 at 3:54 AM UTC
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Olsen twins
I wonder if they ever masturbated together when they were kids. In my mind they did. They did it a lot and experimented lots of stuff while they explored their bodies. They developed many depraved fetishes and made them a reality together. Oh my God those two are fucked up. They literally do everything I want them to do in my mind. This is awesome. You should try it.
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2019-11-07 at 4:16 PM UTC
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My mom is a fucking idiot
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
we all knew riser was alive, its just we also knew he goes through a series of "dark times" in his life, especially over what candy rein did to him. riser is a good boy, he takes care of his mother, he brings her soup when she's sick he even lays with her in bed and talks about the old days while he's higher than giraffe pussy, he's a good boy, fam. I knew his faggot ass would show up sooner or later.
Actually the opposite. Not posting here in a perpetual negative feedback loop improved my mental state quite a bit.
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The secret is to always put a strap-on dildo up your asshole before the cops arrive. Not just a normal dildo, must be a strap-on with the harness dangling from it.
Then you can claim the SHE fucked YOU and no cop with any kind of dignity will investigate further because that's kinda gay.
Just make sure you are naked or atleast have the dildo visible. The first time I tried my plan I was so nervous and pulled my pants up. Totally forgot about it when I was talking to the cops and spend 3 days in jail with a cock up my ass.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Think of your state of mind, man.
Thanks for the reminder. It's already creeping up on me again. Fucknigger bitch.
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I already do, though. Riding your fat mother like a horse for years left its mark.
inb4 homo fantasy #40567/leaving a mark in my ORIFICE COLON TONSIL NIGGER FAGGOT youre an idiot
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Leaving worked a lot better for me when I actually left instead of talking about leaving. Lesson learned.
Hope your life gets funky again, brother.
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I now know why it didn't get the praise it deserves.
Mayonnaise. You never put mayonnaise in a potato salad. I didn't specify that and of course the thread flopped and I looked like a buffoon. I am truly sorry.
What you do instead is a vinaigrette. 3 parts oil one part vinegar. And as you may remember, the secret tip. Yes, exactly! Blanch the onions in a tablespoon of vinegar for two minutes before adding them and then shut the fuck up and kill yourself. RisiR is back, baby.
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iF yOu aRe aNti sEmItiC yOu aRe rEtArDed.
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2018-12-11 at 2:41 AM UTC
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Hurt people hurt people
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Agoraphobia has very little to do with dating or relationships in general. Agoraphobia is really just another fake "disorder", characterized by a kind of stupidity that fools the person into thinking they have issues with closed spaces/being trapped, basically an irrational fear, used by the medical industrial complex to make themselves trillions of dollars off these unwitting said stupid people.
What's the mental condition that forces stupid people to be know-it-all bullshitters on the internet?
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Originally posted by Common De-mominator
Yeah. Are you staying? If so, fuck yeah.
I don't have a Greencard yet. Only a B2-Visa that allows me to stay 90 days.
I plan to settle there, though. High five!
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2018-12-14 at 4:56 PM UTC
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Be grateful
This is the first Christamasse since I was a child that I'm actually able to be grateful for the things I got.
I ain't got much but I got love and that's everything. I'm grateful for technology because it connects me to wonderful people around the world. I got people that care for me and I want to be a better person for them. I got motivation. I got time to reflect on things and I got goals to focus on to keep me busy when things seem bleak. I got a little bit of weed that I've been saving. I got enough food to keep me FAT and shelter to keep me from freezing to death.
Last year around this time I tried being homeless for a couple of days and was reading Nietzsche under streetlights at night, carrying two bags full of clothes and books and damn fuck, it sucked. I remember reading my favorite parts of Thus Spoke lit by the Christsmas lights of a really nice house. I was completely lost.
I'm grateful someone found me and made me find love within myself. I'm lucky. I'm grateful.
Sieg heil to all of you.
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2018-12-15 at 4:15 PM UTC
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Be grateful
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2018-10-02 at 4:34 AM UTC
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Killing myself on my birthday
Same here. Why is her eye infront of the hair? That doesn't make sense.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Suicide shows a gross ingratitude for the life you've been given and decided to waste. All you are doing is hurting others, being selfish, and you're not solving any problems by killing yourself, you're only adding to them. Man up for once in your miserable life and decide to be a somebody and figure out ways to get what it takes to make you happy, instead of just giving up and taking the easy way out.
Legit didn't read put if you had any dignity you would kill yourself.
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2018-10-01 at 2:57 PM UTC
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Kavanaugh to be Impeached
You post here just like the rest of us.
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2018-12-11 at 5:44 AM UTC
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Praying for Sudo
Thank my posts you Vietnamese bastard.
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