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2024-09-16 at 12:33 AM UTC in What causes this?You clicked on the beer icon at the bottom of the page. Or fork me hard. Forgot which one it is.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-15 at 11:04 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)Thank God. I wouldn't have joined that shit group otherwise. Fuck NARC.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-15 at 10:12 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)Narc is one of the dudes I had the most fun with just bantering. I don't think we ever got in a fight or anything.
He did leak my PMs "thinking I was dead", though. Proper rat bastard. A pretty personal PM even.
I'll put him on both lists for that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-09-16 at 12:07 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Bradley speedy parker is my dad ironically
His actual son was a member once if I remember correctly. Or I made that up because it was fun at the time. Not sure
Originally posted by Kafka And you live out your last days here? My dad lived to 61, he spent his last days wallowing in misanthropy, watching the birds out the window, minding the neighbours kids, teaching someone how to weld and when I last visited him, two weeks before he died, he asked me to get him architectural design manuals because he wanted to make steel garden sculptures.
TDR ain't dying, though. LOL. Way to be pessimistic. He's celebrating life with us. Grab yourself a hat and whistle, baby! This is a party! Woohooo!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-09-15 at 11:25 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....I might be the inspiration for Laney Dickball and if that's the case I deserve a fucking prize because that's the best meme of the past 10 years easy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-15 at 11:42 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Bro... can you read my mind?! I wanted to ask you in another thread how old you are now but couldn't find it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-15 at 6:55 AM UTC in Future Plans
Originally posted by trippymindfuk I used to love me some butter, it doesn't give me motivation though I just zone out and listen to my ears ring after a blast. Then crack is all I think about so I don't really messed with it anymore. Been over 4 years clean from crack, heroin and fentanyl now too.
I think you're a real one, trippy. Keep up the good work and never stop.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-09-15 at 9:02 AM UTC in ChocolateHow did you find this place, Crispy?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-13 at 1:01 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)I've looked at those before but I don't think they'll do.
I also want to take the skin with me after the surgery so I can give it to a friend as a gift.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-09-13 at 7:28 PM UTC in Fona's Cancer CT ScanGet well soon, Fona.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-13 at 7:27 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanksThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-13 at 6:17 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-13 at 2:21 PM UTC in Fona's Cancer CT Scan
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson showing his willy to the nurses.
I did that when I had a renal colic. I was completely fucked up after and before the surgery (benzos) and if I remember correctly they even pushed me through the hospital with my dick visible because I remember the breeze on my noodle.
It was NOT a good experience but maybe it was necessary. To whom I don't know. Maybe the nurses.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-08-24 at 10:57 AM UTC in I think I figured something outI just need a thread to vent, BRO.
Remember ENTER? I always loved that dude. He was a comedian. I'm kinda going through an ENTER phase in my life where right now where I'm feeling like a comedian.
Sorry. I just don't want to vent irl and this site and the rest of the internet have been great places to blow off some steam.
Remember how I've done way crazier stuff than this thread? Like smoking syncans all day, popping benzos and front page flushing... yea, man. Those were the times. Now I just want to play videogames and jerk off to interracial porn.
What are you doing with you life, aldra?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-08-13 at 11:15 AM UTC in I am NOT dead...The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
But all of them sensible everyday names,
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-08-16 at 9:38 AM UTC in So this is it with GG (menopause)I was just at the pharmacy and this, MAYBE, early 30s chick in a flower dress openly asked for something against vaginal dryness.
I was like "hey.. *wink* you found him* in my head and I think I did a visual thing with my lips and eyes and maybe put my head to the side and raised my shoulders up to a little shrug or something without realizing it. It got weird quick.
Could have also been vaginal herpes but hey, you win some you lose some.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-08-16 at 2:17 PM UTC in Looking for a slag to fixThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-08-16 at 9:19 AM UTC in That australian breakdancerYooo, it's me dawwwg. Barbara from down the street. Check this out!
1 step 2 step headspin
Hahahaha, are you fucking kidding me? Where's your family, bitch? What's wrong with you? Oh no....The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-08-16 at 10:08 AM UTC in Looking for a slag to fixForget about it. Shit's so rigged.
I've had two chicks that formerly ghosted me, reach out to me talking dumb shit about becoming dominas and paypigs and just nothing but brainrot. It gets them so quick. And NO, bitch... I'm not having it. Get lost.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-08-14 at 11:56 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
