Potato cannons are cool, too.
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I think you're a good dude. I always like people that bring positivity to the forum and aren't afraid of giving props.
*rubs hands waiting for the list update*
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Originally posted by Crispy
I like mixing random things or putting things in jars to see what happens
Yea same. Always created magic potions as a kid. Never really grew out of it, either. Alchemy.
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It's a genie in a bottle. Maybe you'll get a wish out of it.
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Originally posted by Crispy
Yeah im great
And this I co-sign. Approved. √
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
GO BACK TO TIKTIK YOU FAT NIGGER THAT GETS YOUR HEALTH ADVICE FROM 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS !!!!! HURRRRR HELP ME CRISPY I ATE A DONUT TODAY!!!!! SICK FUCK GROOMER NIGGER KILLYOURSELF FATTY MCFAT!!!!
She gives good advice, though. Don't shoot the messenger.
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2024-10-19 at 10:12 PM UTC
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Is it a sin to...
Same with all you can eat buffets. I've seen a ton of people just get up and leave where I was like 'nah, you can eat way more than that'.
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Some of you might remember that I hate 3 things.
jedis
Mosquitos
And those fat fucking chirping birds that always sit on the same spot on my neighbors roof doing the same fucking scream instead of singing any songs "RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH!" Fuck that.
This story is about number two. The mosquito. Well, I had one. A real juicy fucker buzzing around my head when I wanted to sleep. It was pissing me the fuck off. Big time. And you might also remember that I have a thing for hyperbole and being dramatic. Pretty sure you do. So, I was laying there trying to sleep, right? And then there it is "bzzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzz". No. I don't accept it. So I got up and tried to hunt it down but it went full trb3 stealth mode on me and I gave up and went back to bed. " bzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzz. FUCK. So, I'm laying there and I can't take it anymore and I go fucking crazy and in my head I start talking to God and I say "I would rather have anything else in my room right now than this fucking thing. Anything. Give me a demon or whatever you want. Just get rid of that fucking mosquito for me" and I decided to get up again and for whatever reason, I kinda forgot, take a hot shower. Ahh yes, I remember why. I decided to spray some bug spray, actual hornet killer, into my bedroom to holocaust the motherfucker. That is crucial to the story.
So I spray the stuff and go take a shower and when I walk out of my bathroom I hear a CRAZY loud buzz. "BZZZZZZZZZ" BZZZZZZZZ"BZZZZZZZZZ" Jesus... What's going on?
I open the door to my bedroom and bang. There are dozens of fat fucking flies buzzing around in a drugged up frency. DOZENS. I look around and see the most of them around my window and realized they came in through a slit on the blinds, I guess you call it the blinds. The thing you can roll up to not get any light through the window. Turns out they all got in there to hibernate or something and there was some kind of crack in the wall where they all went in and basically, I had the walls full of fucking flies and now the hornet killer fully kicks in and they are coming out of every little crack and slit I had in the walls like in a fucking horror movie. I'm not kidding you. The dozens turned into hundreds and they are coming out EVERYWHERE! Everything is full of flies. They are swirling around and buzzing on the floor on their back while struggling with the poison. WHAT THE FUCK. I took a broom and swooped them all together but they kept coming and I even heard the buzzing change the sound with every step I took so I realized they are also in the floor. Oh God no.
It was a nightmare and that's how I accepted that God is real and to not fuck with him because he gave me what I asked for. "Anything. Give me a demon or whatever you want". Like the hebrews with the raining frogs and locusts.. God gave me those flies. And I'm glad he did. Thank you for reading. God bless.
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Hey Rabbi, are you the same Rabbi that posted on intosanctuary (or RDFRN)? If so, welcome back.
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Originally posted by Far McFar
its a good thing that LtC Aquino died. he's be up for new charges
That dude was wild. Are you skizzing out or was he a Totse member? (lol).
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2024-10-18 at 10:20 PM UTC
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Question about myself
Do you know what Franz Kafka's stance on women was is a better question.
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2024-10-18 at 8:11 PM UTC
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Wow
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
What next?? bum lickin stories??
Fingers crossed!
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Being a nonstop fuckup. I'm honestly trying but it's hard to be less me.
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Originally posted by Crispy
I dont think they said jedi, think they said jеw
She's doing the thing with the different betabet letters. COCKodile.
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2024-10-05 at 11:38 AM UTC
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🦖🦕🎀 CrispyLand. 🎀🦕🦖
Alaska is also cool. Especially if it's not baked like I am right now (sober).
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2024-10-05 at 11:27 AM UTC
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🦖🦕🎀 CrispyLand. 🎀🦕🦖
Originally posted by Bradley
Risir do u want me to write u when u get locked up
I'm already locked up in here with you guys. I'm going nowhere! I hope...
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2024-10-05 at 11:15 AM UTC
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🦖🦕🎀 CrispyLand. 🎀🦕🦖
Originally posted by Crispy
My crispy heart cant take all this hate
Same same. I'm sadly full of it but I'm working on it. Really been feeling blessed lately.
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2024-10-01 at 7:46 PM UTC
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How stupid am i?
I think you are awesome and probably only a little stupid (cutting and stuff) but hey, that's nothing.
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2024-09-30 at 2:17 AM UTC
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Post your cat
Yea, you have to stop that shit. That's really not ok.
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