Originally posted by Captain Falcon
In Peshawar where you spent out most of your days Chillin' out, maxin, relaxin' like a balla And bowling some cricket outside of your madrassah When a couple of jihadis who were trying to start hulla gulla Started making trouble in your muhalla you got in one little bombing and your mom got afsurda she said "you're moving into a one room apartment in North Dakota"
You are the best poster on this website.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Fuck germs more germs on your phone right now than a hundred toilet seats. I eat bottles of germs for no reason. I don't get sick. The ultimate bitch move is to be scared of a germ. /Thread
The ultimate MAN move is to be a German...
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Originally posted by Kolokol-1
This gif has always fascinated me. Especially the dude with the glasses in the background that seems to be struggling to continue standing. What does he feel like? Is he on drugs? Or just bouncing back and forth between his homies? What does he think of the events unfolding in front of him? What are they trying to tell him?
It's from this
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Originally posted by Malice
If it actually happens, could I get a BJ too? I'm literally a handholdless kissless mid-20s virgin, by choice due to severe aspergers. I have severe OCD and am extremely clean, actually wash using a dish scouring pad, lathering and rinsing multiple times (at least 3), then applying clear gel deodorant when I dry off to prevent sweating. I'll also insist on a condom because I don't trust you, you've been a whore in the past and oral herpes is far too common and often asymptomatic. Also, all trolling aside, my penis is actually a decent size, even above average.
The scenario would be a homemade glory hole that completely blocks me from sight, with neither of us speaking, due to crippling anxiety around strangers and being incapable of random conversation. I could also engage in physical S&M afterward if you want, you know I can be highly abusive and malicious, although I would insist on wearing a mask, something that covers my entire head, other than my eyes (may wear sunglasses as well). I know how to stimulate a prostate and would never try any cringy moves, just the best positions.
This made me laugh fo real. Hahaha...
Oh Malice.
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