Originally posted by Open Your Mind
I didn't have to use Google with the book right there in front of me.
You fucking typed it of off a book? I can accept a lazy copy paste but you didn't really sit there with another man's book and typed his words into the internet as your own, right?
Oh my god.
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Probably just streamed some porn to my neighbors TV by accident.
We share Wifi and looks like all the devices are connected. I accidentally clicked on a little TV icon and it said connecting to Samsung - blablah - etc. I don't have a Samsung TV......
It's 15:30 so yea.. I hope their kids have an appreciation for squirting schoolgirls.
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No. No, there isn't. I get loved and appreciated on a daily basis and give it back just as much.
I've been taking care of my nephew for the past 6 months. When you teach a human being how to walk and talk and understand the world and they can literally not survive without you, you start to see the world differently.
I got loved and all that before but I can't imagine the little bastard asking who that big guy with a beard was and how someone could explain it to him that that asshole killed himself.
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Originally posted by Lanny
so much fun. I like rotating it in a plan perpendicular to the spin after I get it going, the resistance you feel is cool. There's like some physics shit in there somewhere.
Ohh yea....
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Originally posted by aldra
that's the essence of pretty much any sport - when you break it down to pure action it sounds retarded; an outlet for competitiveness (dunno if that's even a word) is the main reason people do it
To me, sports is fast paced problem solving by applied physics through hand-eye coordination, game intelligence and muscle memory. Beautiful.
When you sprint down the pitch on a counter attack, the ball with a perfect touch infront of you while a defender is charging at you and another one is blocking the passing lane to your teammate, you shake him off with a slow body faint and break the rhythm just to explode into a fast first step that gives you just enough space to deliver a long cross across the pitch, perfectly bending into the runway of your teammate who jumps up and heads the ball into the net.
*heavy breathing*
I just came five times.
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Originally posted by Mayweather
I have never tried to dunk. Nobody plays basketball in England faggot.
I am excellent at soccer and never practice however. I was scouted by West Ham as a youth.
You call it Soccer and were scouted by West Ham....
I hope they beat the shit out of your scrawny faggot ass for speaking the language of the oppressor. I'd smoke you and 10 of your clones on the pitch like.. pfft.
I'm German. Don't even talk to me.
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