Posts by RisiR †

2017-05-16 at 5:40 PM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Malice Can you imagine if one of these birds, or even multiple, suddenly crashed through RisiR's 50K windows and he finally snapped.

Just imagine that happening, then him collapsing to the fetal position, possibly with tears streaming down his face and soaked in sweat, or in a quasi-autistic knee hugging position where he rocks back and forth, repeating over and over again in a fluctuating voice, sometimes loud, sometimes low and muttering, but always profoundly disturbed and distressed, "The birds…the birds…THE BIIIIIRDS!!!"

Then his siblings finally call an ambulance when they accept he's not snapping out of it and he spends the rest of his life in a padded cell and straight jacket muttering it over and over.

And just to fuck with him they put pictures of those birds all over his cell and continuously play the famous film repeatedly for entertainment/recreation time.

This would be a great poster to hang in there. Or just imagine sneaking into/outside of his house right now and pasting this outside the perfect window, or even in his own room:

Not that I would actually want this to happen to you RisiR, I know how sensitive you can be, the mental image was just funny.

One night I had a bird or a bat (I tell everyone it was a bat because I think it was and because it's cooler) in my bedroom because I slept with windows open. It was terrifying to wake up to the sound of such a big animal flying through my room.

I left the room and got tennis bat(?). I didn't want to hurt the animal but I was like, "It's either you or me buddy and I just don't see you living here" so I went back in TO KILL but the fucker was gone. I closed my (old) windows and slept tight.

I honestly don't think that birds could break my windows. Not the ones we got here.

2017-05-16 at 5:27 PM UTC in Fucking chirping birds motherfucker!

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Dargo lolwhut

You just confirmed you're an overweight bimbo living at home whose only companions are cats. Fucker, how do you even have more than 3 cats in your place?

The house was built by my great grandfather in 1914 (or 1907, we discovered some shit that indicates it was build 1907 and 1914) it is big enough to spend 50k on windows on it. It is a historic building.

I share it with my grown sister, 34, and my brother, 40. Our parents live somewhere else but they still own this property.

We have 6 cats in and around the house. I have a coy pond you can't spit across and apple trees in my garden.

You should know proper familie values Mr. Russia.

2017-05-16 at 5:17 PM UTC in -Bill the CatraL

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Phoenix RiRi = Finny = Speckles

I FIGGERED IT OUT

Stop saying shit like that. I'm not fooling around.

2017-05-16 at 5:13 PM UTC in Lanny

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by -SpectraL Wouldn't it just be easier for you to listen to my arguments than waste your time trying to shut me up? "Rob me of my identity"? hah. Really? People know it's me as soon as I post. I have posted under hundreds of different accounts and not bothered to identify myself, and people knew it was me almost right away, by the style of the arguments I was making. You see, you can't rob me of my identity. So why even waste your time and effort trying to bury my opinions of you?

Identityshock.... LOL.

2017-05-16 at 5:05 PM UTC in Lanny

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Phoenix I don't think we can get rid of you, but I do think we can periodically rob you of any recognition, identity, and history.

Really? How?

2017-05-16 at 4:59 PM UTC in who's stupider

RisiR † 29 Autism

Not the real deal but it contains parts of it.

2017-05-16 at 4:45 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

RisiR † 29 Autism

Lanny, if you need some, hit me up. Flubromazolam is an essential part of one of the greatest cocktails ever. Here's the recipe.

You take a shaker and filll 1/3 with ice. Two shots of dark Rum and two shots of Gin. You put a leave of fresh mint in and a some orange peel but don't overdo it. Just a breeze.

Shake for 12 seconds and and pour the the liquid into a beer glass. Smoke a cigar while you do that and blow the smoke into the glass. Then you fill it 50/50 with Vermouth and Flubromazolam and put some sugar on the glass. Mix the sugar with Flubro, as well.

Then you chug the sludge.

- The world famous "Death Sentence"

2017-05-16 at 4:34 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

RisiR † 29 Autism

Malice stopped posting for 3 weeks when he got some Clonazolam.

If he drinks on Pinkies, he's going to die. I think there is some genetic shit going on. Benzos tend to do that.

2017-05-16 at 4:19 PM UTC in What is your greatest talent?

RisiR † 29 Autism

Thanks, Rodent. Much appreciated.

2017-05-16 at 2:24 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

RisiR † 29 Autism

I coul only read half of this shit.

DO NOT GET FLUBROMAZOLAM. Never, ever in powder form. Seriously.

Thank you for the nice and thought provoking words. 1337, I'll reply to you when I can think again.

Now... I'm going to pick up a ball, go to the park and smoke some fools.

I'm RisiR.

2017-05-16 at 3:52 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

RisiR † 29 Autism

Seriously.

2017-05-16 at 3:50 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

RisiR † 29 Autism

I'm smarter than you.

2017-05-16 at 3:49 AM UTC in The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test...

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by greenplastic I got $50 saying i could outrun anyone here

20 yards, 40 yards, you are bacon. Long shit, yea.

2017-05-16 at 3:47 AM UTC in The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test...

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by aldra

Best post ever. Let's seizure together you leather feather.

2017-05-16 at 3:43 AM UTC in Lanny

RisiR † 29 Autism

And I said I'll fuck your mother. Lanny is a bad person and I mean that.

I'm an asshole but Lanny is actually evil. SpetraL you retarded, too. I want to joijn your forum but you don't do that, huh? Nigger.

Nigger.

2017-05-16 at 3:35 AM UTC in sicilian pizza is better than regular pizza

RisiR † 29 Autism

I don't know about that microwave slobber you call pizza but there is no other fucking kind.

There is only one kind of pizza and it's flat, a little hurned and has... well, nigger "Mehl" is the German word on the bottom and you cut it up and fold it and if it's thayt other shit you are a fucking trish eating mumbo.

2017-05-16 at 3:24 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

RisiR † 29 Autism

I'm out.

2017-05-16 at 3:22 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

RisiR † 29 Autism

I just have to go to sleep and tomorrow I will figure something out.

Now I'm going to sleep, oh boy. 25mg MCZP, 32mg Flubro, 150mg Bac, Phenipenisbutt, TPAIN for myyy painnnnnnnnn-Ah, BONGHITS, syncans, 75mg CBD., 1g L-theanine and 1g Magnesium, A handful of Valerian and Hops pills and then 8'm out.

2017-05-16 at 3:14 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Dargo Well that's a cute little sob story. Why do you have to reject or destroy her?

What other options do I have? I really don't want to ruin her life and that's what's going to happen when we stay together but I really don't want to reject this girl att all. It will mess her up, too.

2017-05-16 at 3:10 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

RisiR † 29 Autism

If this is myvlast post (heh) than I really, actually fucking killed myself.

I really accidentally broke one of my bongs I enjoyed a lot. Not now, man.Fuck.

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