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Posts by RisiR †

  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    My foreskin is als too long I think, I don't like it. It's probably better when it's gone for good.
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I've looked at those before but I don't think they'll do.

    I also want to take the skin with me after the surgery so I can give it to a friend as a gift.
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Phimosis. And I'm not gonna do it myself. I'll let a Rabbi bite it off.

    It's called metzitzah b'peh.
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Exhausted.
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I think... things are about to get better. Maybe. I think I might have another shot but if not, I'll catch a bus.

    The next thing I'll do is get circumcized, though. That's long overdue. Very long. Too long. Yea....
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    -SpectraL's pretty cool.
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I feel like Charlie would be a cool title. Or maybe El Fusilado.
  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Bradley Make a thread called "SUGGEST MY NEW USERTITLE"

    the community will then write funny things as suggestion

    It's supposed to be by voting but genearlly lanny will just go in and pick one that fits u the best.

    You certainly don't get to pick your own usertitle, that's unamerican.

    No, we will use this thread.

    Post your suggestions here. Maybe you can think of another one.
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    What kinda title would you suggest?
  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    World Record L Holder

    I got got.

  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Bradley What can u do for me?

    I am the liserd king, I can do anything.
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I love you guys. I really do.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    This thread was changed by someone who isnt me. It was about Doug and had many other posts.

    If you search Obituary in my name, it doesn't come up. Or at least it didn't for me.

    Patchwork.
  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    We all know only I can fix this but Jesus Christ... that's a lot on my plate.

    Some sigils shouldn't be broken and too many people have thought my name. It's a wild ride but I kinda enjoy it. I'll profit off of this. I think it's a good story. I'll have a lot of fun writing it down.
  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I just need a thread to vent, BRO.

    Remember ENTER? I always loved that dude. He was a comedian. I'm kinda going through an ENTER phase in my life where right now where I'm feeling like a comedian.

    Sorry. I just don't want to vent irl and this site and the rest of the internet have been great places to blow off some steam.

    Remember how I've done way crazier stuff than this thread? Like smoking syncans all day, popping benzos and front page flushing... yea, man. Those were the times. Now I just want to play videogames and jerk off to interracial porn.

    What are you doing with you life, aldra?
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by ner vegas that's because you're retarded though

    Yea, unFUCKINGdoubtedly so. HOLY SHIT. Has there ever been a fucking debate about it? If so, I haven't been a GODDAMN part of it.



    You've either really, really, REALLY overdone it this time or you've drastically underestimated German autism (not ME not a pun FUCK YOU).

    First of all, you owe me money! That's Onlyfans content you fucking cunts! Secondly, I don't think you understand how far this went and if you did then what the fuck is wrong with you?
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I think I get it.
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Time to absolutely devour some teen wings.
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism


    I'm gonna stop this bit now. It's making me SICK.
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by frala Fantastic



    Also the woman screaming at 1:15 sounds exactly like me when I get drunk and start hollerin

    Now imagine us there. He picked just the right place to take you. Something you didn't even know you needed in your life but he knew exactly what's good for you.

    Boom. Cucklist. Off she goes with New Jack. A tale as old as time....
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