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They remade one of my favorite games from my childhood and released it a week ago.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks. Growing up one of my favorite computer games was Age of Mythology. It's a standard age of empires game except there's Temples, you are less culture based and more based on the god you worship. Different cultures + different gods offer different tech trees, units, quest lines everything.

    But in the shortest explanation, u start with a town center and some villagers. You gagther food, wood, gold and stone. You gain favor and you build units with the goal to destroy the opponents doing the same thing on your map.

    They also have quests. I'm not extremely good at these games compared to some people. BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Id o enjoy them, I used to play them a lot on Moderate mode and never could get dial up 26.5kbps connections to run the game online.

    Well anyway, they remade the game and it's free if you have Xbox game pass (Which I do cuz it came with my computer) otherwrise it's like 20$. So yeah they remade the game after 22 years. Age of Mythology: Revamped

    New Gods, new cultures, new titans, improved graphics and if you start playing it you can play against me. My xbox handle is

    Uncle_Bad_Touch
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    dude i just finshed installing the game and my dick is a lil chubby right now thinking about it
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    correction game title is age of empires retold
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I used to love AOE. Fucking war elephants. Love it.

    By the way, you motherfucker, that's a nice looking living room. Who's house did you break in?
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    I am the manager of a Sober Living Facility.
  7. #7
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Bradley I am the manager of a Sober Living Facility.

    Shit, that made me laugh. If it's true, respect!

    And wtf, how?
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    They said I need to spend more time in the common area so I am (while everyone's at work) and yesterday i watched a half hour of football with everyone.
  9. #9
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Bradley They said I need to spend more time in the common area so I am (while everyone's at work) and yesterday i watched a half hour of football with everyone.

    And you get paid for it? That's sick.
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'M THE SHIT PISS
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