2024-09-16 at 12:46 PM UTC
If you've never shopped in Aldi then let me explain, you have to deposit 25 cents in the cart to use a cart. Many cheapskates don't do this (even though you get your quarter back) and carry their shit around the store.
Ok so when checking out these fools the checkout person has an empty cart next to them to put the twats purchases in as he scans them, then the cheap twat has to pick the stuff out of the cart and leave. It's been a pet peeve of mine that while this is going on the checkout person starts scanning my shit and also putting it in the same cart the poor person is still getting his stuff out of.
Yesterday I was in line with my cart and a nigger was in front of me when this occurred...nigger was going real slow collecting his shit out of the cart as cashier was putting my stuff in there also...(you just exchange your empty cart for the one the cashier had when he's scanned everyting).
Anyway...I was still loading up the conveyor belt and the nigger was pissing around getting his 6 items out of the cart and when he had them all he looked at me and mumbled something then gave a nervous laugh...I carried on with loading me shit on the belt and ignored him.
When I got to me car and was unloading my stuff I noticed the broccoli stuffed chicken tits were missing, I looked on the receipt and it was the first item scanned. I went back in the store and asked the cashier "What gives homeskillet"...he looked around and said "it isn't here, are you sure you don't have it".
TLDR...A NIGGER STOLE MY DINNER.
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2024-09-16 at 12:48 PM UTC
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2024-09-16 at 12:56 PM UTC
On top of that when I got home my nigger neighbor woman was outside with another nigger woman (in a blonde wig) yelling and screaming at each other...as I got out of my car (sans the broccoli stuffed chicken breasts) neighbor yells at me "Call the cops she's trying to steal my car".
Bear in mind when I left these 2 dumbos were chit chatting away to each other so were obviously friends. Neighbor woman had a baseball bat and I said to her "um can't you call the cops yourself" (meanwhile another dude was watching the events unfold and unhindered by the neighbor).
She said to me "I was calling the cops but she stole my phone"...I put my phone to my ear as if I was calling the cops (I wasn't) as the two of them started arguing over a blanket that was on top of the car, next thing neighbor woman starts swinging the baseball bat and connects a couple of times with nigger#2.
I start to walk in the house and neighbor says "Are you calling the cops?", I pointed to the phone stuck to my ear and went inside.
4hrs later they were still outside yelling and screaming at each other. This morning when I left there was the blanket, a black bucket and 2 black trash sacks full of clothes outside her place in the middle of the road.
TLDR, 2 NIGGERS ARGUING OVER A FUCKING BLANKET.
2024-09-16 at 1:06 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
I thought you were a Yorkshireman?
2024-09-16 at 1:16 PM UTC
You know like when you steal summing coz it looks good and then when you get away you check it out and you no idea what it is coz its like summing weird?
Good times lol
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2024-09-16 at 1:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Instigator
I thought you were a Yorkshireman?
Mancunian...but I live in USA now.
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2024-09-16 at 1:48 PM UTC
I'm not a fan of the pre-made stuff, to be honest. It's always full of preservatives and additives. Highly produced... forgot what it's called.
I rather get all the ingredients and stuff the breasts myself. I get it, though. Convenience.
You should've learned to not relax by now, by the way.
2024-09-16 at 2:09 PM UTC
Don't put any of your stuff on the belt to scan until the items from the previous customer are gone.
2024-09-16 at 2:21 PM UTC
I can't believe you let people hoe you like that
