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Posts by RisiR †

  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    The good ol' Miley Cyrus special.
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Yea, that's probably better than eating preserved meats like Spam. I might post some of my recipes soon. I make bomb as lemon chicken stuff.
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Ok, ok... I'll finish the job. Oh wow, would you look at that, the police has already arrived and it's three chiseled and well hung officers with suspicious smiles on their faces. Weird, one of them is swinging his cuffs on his finger and he winked at me...
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Maybe? But I think she went by a real, full name. Hmmm.. if I ever care enough, I'll use the search.
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Let's stop this. It's even making me uncomfortable, lol.
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Bradley i have a can of spam in my cupboard that's been sitting there for ages and probably will continue sititng there for a long time.

    Why won't you use it?
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I think that was a woman either Bill Krozby or wariat was stalking. I had nothing to do with it.

    Yea, Lindsey was but that other chick. For whatever reason I associate her with Chris Chan. Maybe I'm making it up. Was that Sploo? She ate poop.
  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    That's the sound of me gnawing on your shaft.
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    You're always in the parts of the internet that make me uncomfortable. Remember Lindsay Shitweasel? What was the name of that one gross girl you once stalked?
  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    *nomnomnom*
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Pooossy pooossy poooossy!!!!
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood sometimes. Sometimes it doesn't let you login but you just have to hit the keyboard and copy paste really hard and jiggle the handle and it might work

    Good to know.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Fluttershy I don’t buy it for one second

    I never bought spam, either.
  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Fluttershy All he does is spam

    No, I shitpost. There is a massive difference.
  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Bradley Do u have spam in germany

    The conserved meat Spam?
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Same.
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Bradley I'll take a selfie from you though

    I'll do it when the weather clears.
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    *scratches another name off the list*

    I'll never get laid posting in this shithole ...
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Wanna watch me jerk off?
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    That makes me think of another great alibi.

    You see, a bug took a shit on my screen. Two shits actually. Right were the gaps of the 5 are, turning it into an 8. And I have poor eyesight, everyone knows that. And when I scrolled up I had bug shit on my finger which grossed me out so I put down the phone to wash my hand and never looked at that message again.

    Bulletproof.
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