2024-09-16 at 9:56 PM UTC
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Is Frala actually a woman?
The good ol' Miley Cyrus special.
2024-09-16 at 9:12 PM UTC
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Is Frala actually a woman?
Yea, that's probably better than eating preserved meats like Spam. I might post some of my recipes soon. I make bomb as lemon chicken stuff.
Ok, ok... I'll finish the job. Oh wow, would you look at that, the police has already arrived and it's three chiseled and well hung officers with suspicious smiles on their faces. Weird, one of them is swinging his cuffs on his finger and he winked at me...
Maybe? But I think she went by a real, full name. Hmmm.. if I ever care enough, I'll use the search.
Let's stop this. It's even making me uncomfortable, lol.
That's the sound of me gnawing on your shaft.
You're always in the parts of the internet that make me uncomfortable. Remember Lindsay Shitweasel? What was the name of that one gross girl you once stalked?
Pooossy pooossy poooossy!!!!
2024-09-16 at 7:11 PM UTC
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Is Frala actually a woman?
*scratches another name off the list*
I'll never get laid posting in this shithole ...
2024-09-16 at 7:04 PM UTC
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I snapped a picture of a UFO
That makes me think of another great alibi.
You see, a bug took a shit on my screen. Two shits actually. Right were the gaps of the 5 are, turning it into an 8. And I have poor eyesight, everyone knows that. And when I scrolled up I had bug shit on my finger which grossed me out so I put down the phone to wash my hand and never looked at that message again.
Bulletproof.