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1. 2018-05-05 at 4:11 PM UTC in My niggas, we are living in some strange and dangerous times.
    Acolyte
   Read the "Book of Enoch", especially Chapter 7 onward. It sheds a lot of light on this subject.
   
   source: http://reluctant-messenger.com/1enoch01-60.htm#Chapter01
2. 2018-05-05 at 4:03 PM UTC in Do you squeeze your teabags?
    Acolyte
   Always.
3. 2018-05-05 at 3:58 PM UTC in why wont my laptop copy and past
    Acolyte
   Ignoring the updates don't do anything. They will still install if you don't specifically block them.
4. 2018-05-05 at 3:52 PM UTC in Who is weirder?
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by mmQ I don't think you know what the word 'proves' means.

   
   You don't need to overthink it, kid.
5. 2018-05-05 at 3:51 PM UTC in why wont my laptop copy and past
    Acolyte
   Get a rule-based firewall and block all of Microsoft's addresses by domain and IP, then go to Control Panel/Add Remove Programs and uninstall all their garbage updates, then reboot.
6. 2018-05-05 at 3:48 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by Lanny Neither cows nor chickens would kill you for food. I don't even think they'd eat your corpse if it was made available to them and they had no other food soruce.

   
   Not true. A cow or chicken would run you down and tear you to pieces if it was hungry enough.
7. 2018-05-05 at 3:45 PM UTC in Who is weirder?
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by aldra a safe word that ONLY I KNOW

   
   Which proves you should never have sex with a psychic.
8. 2018-05-05 at 2:30 PM UTC in Who is weirder?
    Acolyte
   None of you scare me in the least.
9. 2018-05-05 at 1:50 PM UTC in Is zanick a bitch?
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein … Zanuck is a unique and beautiful personality…

   
   So is a Golden Retriever.
10. 2018-05-05 at 1:40 PM UTC in My boss tried to gaslight me last night (work place gang..stalking)
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by aldra …it's a stupid, unnecessary buzzword

    
    Except to arsonists.
11. 2018-05-05 at 1:31 PM UTC in Is zanick a bitch?
     Acolyte
    Zanick is Lanny's "girlfriend". There, I said it.
12. 2018-05-05 at 3:44 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
     Acolyte
    I'm addicted to turkey gravy.
13. 2018-05-05 at 3:43 AM UTC in Is zanick a bitch?
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by Zanick …it's made you thin-skinned…

    
    It's hilarious listening to you, of all people, lecture anyone about being thin-skinned, you friggin' sissy.
14. 2018-05-05 at 3 AM UTC in ATTN:NIS
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by aldra the only one that could really work is overloading their computer's PSU, but nowadays that won't even start a fire, just smoke

    
    You're forgetting the sonic attack.
15. 2018-05-05 at 2:58 AM UTC in Is zanick a bitch?
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by gumbo Many people love Zanick, and for good reason. If you don't consider yourself among them, then I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

    
    You're an idiot. He's a self-professed snitch and a coward. That's the REAL Zanick.
16. 2018-05-05 at 2:26 AM UTC in Is zanick a bitch?
     Acolyte
    Madman doesn't seem crazy at all to me. He comes across as rather sensible and intuitive and attentive, actually.
17. 2018-05-05 at 2:23 AM UTC in Is zanick a bitch?
     Acolyte
    Zanick is a little weak bitch who had to hide behind a control panel just to hold his own on the BBS. A card-carrying lifetime member of the Fun Bunch, which was a bunch of spineless pussies who would do each other reach-arounds all day and sniff each other's asses. True story. Don't be fooled by his new little gimmick.
18. 2018-05-05 at 12:50 AM UTC in Speedy Parker Died Tonight
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by mmQ Will one of you commit a crime and tell me so I can get in on this crimestopping plese

    
    Just do what FBI and CIA agents do. Convince or force someone to do a crime, then rat them out and collect when they do it.
19. 2018-05-05 at 12:43 AM UTC in Speedy Parker Died Tonight
     Acolyte
    Crimestoppers are people who snitch on others for cash.
20. 2018-05-05 at 12:39 AM UTC in Speedy Parker Died Tonight
     Acolyte
    You better believe me. When I say they're dead, they're dead.