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  1.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by Zanick Nah, that's something they've argued for centuries and it would be good as its own thread. I won't be coming back in here much unless I see new faces trying to spark discussion. I think it ran its course a long time ago, for the most part.

    Yeah, you've got all the people banned you can get out of it anyways. Time to tuck tail and run.
  2.  Acolyte
    Jeff was an absent dictator at the end, so all kinds of epic shenanigans would ensue. When Jeff registered his own spare administrator account (EnigmA) when he first opened Totse, he used jeffhunter@nirvananet.com to register it, but then a decade later he forgot about NirvanaNet altogether and let the domain name expire. So we re-registered the domain nirvananet domain and set up an e-mail server on it and used Totse's password reset tool to reset his spare admin account on Totse. Then we appointed our own mods (Hacker Mods) and demoted a few idiots and then hard deleted the entire Half Baked forum. Well, as the Enigma account is posting, Jeff Hunter himself comes into the same thread to report to everyone his WYSIWYG editor was now working (it had been broken), not even noticing his own admin account had posted just two posts before his, that there were new mods he never appointed, and that an entire forum was missing. Then he disappeared again. And it was several months before poor zok could get Jeff to put everything back to normal. Meanwhile, we all laughed our heads off.
  3.  Acolyte
    MLoR wanted to see what it felt like to receive oral stimulation from a dog, so he buttered his butthole with peanut butter and the dog went to town on him. But he got drunk one night and told someone on slashnet #totse about it and someone screenshotted the confession and posted it on Totse. So MLoR deleted the post and banned the poster, but then others posted it, so he banned them, too. Then when people kept talking about it, he boasted about having contacts at the Federal Bureau of Investigation and would have people arrested for libel and harassment if they persisted. When people kept talking about it, he then deleted the entire forum and banned more people. Then zok de-modded and perma-banned him and Jeff had to restore the forums he deleted and unban the users. MLoR was never heard or seen from again after that.
  4.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by Zanick I was never disgraced…

    You just didn't think Lanny would throw you under the bus like that. You miscalculated, son.
  5.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by Zanick There was no butthurt. Finny was trolling like a moron. Reporting him was the easiest decision I ever made and his ban was a public service. Even better, it got you all wound up.

    Zanick gets trolled.
    Zanick gets butthurt he got trolled and snitches to admin.
    Admin bans user who made Zanick butthurt.
    Zanick tries to play the hero of the story.
    The End. (or is it?)
  6.  Acolyte
    Everyone was evacuated from the hotel and grounds within minutes of the shooting so the FBI could clean up all the evidence they left behind.
  7.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by Zanick You're so butthurt it's an illness. Every time you make another thread about me it's cringeworthy and your sickness is palpable to people over the internet. You need help.

    Says the guy who was so butthurt he had to cry to Lanny to have someone banned for a month. Don't make me laugh, fool.
  8.  Acolyte
    Ends up if you closely examine the flight logs you discover they actually used a military helicopter and a sniper on board to fire into the crowd below. Then they had another shooter on the ground, probably positioned somewhere around the pyramid.
  9.  Acolyte
    Zanick is frustrated because he no longer has a mod control panel to hide behind and abuse and fight his battles for him. A genuine coward, naked, frustrated. So he tries to use Lanny as his shield, because that's all he can do now. Sad, really.
  10.  Acolyte
  11.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by Zanick You can complete a sentence better than ACP or infinityjedi, but you are exactly at their level of stupidity regardless.

    Please stay on topic or I will report you.
  12.  Acolyte
    Vegan and humanitarians are two completely different animals. Whereas the humanist would take issue with, say, chicken feather sandwiches, a vegan would probably have no problem with it.
  13.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by benny vader would you like to see my penis ???

    The joke was people get banned here for posting their banana, kid.
  14.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by benny vader yes, a childs loin is really tender.

    How many kids have you devoured anyways?
  15.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by benny vader so your finally coming out.

    congrats.

    Quiet, Chester.
  16.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by Daily Wtf? Stop annoying me before I get spectral to ban u

    If he posts his dick, I will.
  17.  Acolyte
    In Lanny's world, everyone has to LIKE one another. And you also have to be funny. Being funny is a critical requirement if you don't want to get banned by him. If you're not being funny enough, sorry, but you have to go.
  18.  Acolyte
    I'm sorry to report Red was eaten by wolves on a Californian turnpike last night. A moment of salience, please.
  19.  Acolyte
    He also banned infinityshock for a month for calling him a faggot. Who does that?
  20.  Acolyte
    Lil Sporty a-la King.
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