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1. 2018-05-07 at 12:14 PM UTC in LIL SPORTY deleting my threads for no reason, again.
    Acolyte
   Recipe For Disaster
   
   Add one (1) Lanny
   Gently mix alcohol into the Lanny's mouth (w/funnel)
   Poke with stick until tender
   
   [serves 17]
2. 2018-05-07 at 12:10 PM UTC in OG Tosteans... come here... I want to meet you!
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by aldra deltree doesn't exist in windows anymore
   
   I would accept del /s /q

   
   At least you would be deleted quietly.
3. 2018-05-07 at 12:08 PM UTC in LIL SPORTY deleting my threads for no reason, again.
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by aldra every time you post this I cringe on your behalf

   
   Fits perfectly. He's a spoil sport.
4. 2018-05-07 at 12:06 PM UTC in OG Tosteans... come here... I want to meet you!
    Acolyte
   cmd
   cd c:/aldra
   deltree \y c:/aldra
   exit
5. 2018-05-07 at 12:04 PM UTC in LIL SPORTY deleting my threads for no reason, again.
    Acolyte
   The very same admin who gave out a 3-day ban for posting a penis.
6. 2018-05-07 at 12:02 PM UTC in OG Tosteans... come here... I want to meet you!
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel That's because you're a robot.

   
   I am a highly advanced algorithm, written in 1989.
7. 2018-05-07 at 10:52 AM UTC in OG Tosteans... come here... I want to meet you!
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Shit people say that makes me think they are a robot

   
   That didn't frighten me.
8. 2018-05-07 at 10:46 AM UTC in OG Tosteans... come here... I want to meet you!
    Acolyte
   I'm enjoying watching all of you grow old. Soon you'll be 80 and 90 years old, and I'll get the last laugh.
9. 2018-05-07 at 4:04 AM UTC in Will performance computer die in high ambient temps?
    Acolyte
   Just attach some extra heat sinks.
10. 2018-05-07 at 3:51 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by Zanick Well, suppose that I do want to eat a person. I'd give thanks for their noble sacrifice, and I'd use every part of the carcass…

    
    You'd eat the ass and everything, eh?
11. 2018-05-06 at 5:30 PM UTC in My girlfriend won't have sex with me
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by aldra yeah, they stopped doing it because it was super inaccurate. and probably also because two molestations don't make a right

    
    Lots of false positives, eh?
12. 2018-05-06 at 5:27 PM UTC in My girlfriend won't have sex with me
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by aldra in the US they used to tickle kids' assholes with feathers to see if they clench, in order to determine whether they'd been raped

    
    I'll bet a lot of them... signaled... they'd been raped.
13. 2018-05-06 at 5:22 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
     Acolyte
    Jello is made from fermented horse and pig skins, hoof, tail, ears, asshole and lips.
14. 2018-05-06 at 1:01 PM UTC in OG Tosteans... come here... I want to meet you!
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by Zanick You're really not helping the very public perception that you're insane. I know you hide that fact behind an ironic username, but you really need to get help before you hurt yourself or somebody else.

    
    Stop crying, kid. It's not healthy.
15. 2018-05-06 at 2:33 AM UTC in ATTN : FINNY ...
     Acolyte
    *snickers at all the snowflakes*
    
    "Totse snowflakes" even.
16. 2018-05-06 at 12:08 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by Zanick Overall this was a very successful thread: 1,200+ posts and a lot of it early on was good discussion, despite Finny's constant attempts to derail us. I'm not going to participate in your bullshit, -SpectraL. I'm not going to report you, but I'm not going to indulge you anymore. You can whine about it in SG. Goodbye.

    
    Until we meet again then.
17. 2018-05-06 at 12:06 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by A College Professor [video]youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E[/video]

    
    
    Gotta put the https://www. in front of the rest of the URL.
18. 2018-05-06 at 12 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by Zanick I'm not worried about people trolling it anymore, only when the thread was active was it an issue. …

    
    
    

    Originally posted by Zanick … I'm not going to debate this with you, not in this thread…

19. 2018-05-05 at 11:54 PM UTC in ATTN:NIS
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by aldra most speakers aren't able to reproduce a frequency/volume combination that will do anything interesting

    
    
20. 2018-05-05 at 11:49 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by Zanick I'm not worried about people trolling it anymore, only when the thread was active was it an issue. Now I'm just grateful for the occasional serious discussion. As much ground as we've covered thus far, we've hardly exhausted the subject.

    
    You got finny banned. Undo the damage.