Speedy Parker Died Tonight

1. 2018-04-28 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #1
    Acolyte
   That's right. Our old friend Speedy Parker is no more. He was murdered by a person he tried to Crime Stop on, who then found his home address.
   
   A moment of silence, please.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Daily
2. 2018-04-28 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   That would be stellar, but I don't believe you.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
3. 2018-05-05 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #3
    Acolyte
   You better believe me. When I say they're dead, they're dead.
4. 2018-05-05 at 12:41 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   wuts crime stop? That guy sucked I hope he doesn't come back.
5. 2018-05-05 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #5
    Acolyte
   Crimestoppers are people who snitch on others for cash.
6. 2018-05-05 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #6
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Will one of you commit a crime and tell me so I can get in on this crimestopping plese
7. 2018-05-05 at 12:50 AM UTC

   #7
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by mmQ Will one of you commit a crime and tell me so I can get in on this crimestopping plese

   
   Just do what FBI and CIA agents do. Convince or force someone to do a crime, then rat them out and collect when they do it.
8. 2018-05-05 at 1:01 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Madman African Astronaut
   We need to convince or force someone to commit a terrorist attack and become totse legends.