Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
My building houses both the landlady and the maintenance man, both of which I am cool with. Across the hallway from me is a lady I don't really know, but I often wonder what she hears from my apartment when I am hardcore drunk, blasting music, and shouting at people on TC. We sometimes meet in the hallway on our way to work and it's always cordial. "Good morning! How are you?" and "Have a nice day". But in the back of my mind, I know that bitch be creepin'.
2018-06-17 at 5:11 PM UTC
in
awkard moment when your 29
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Awkward moment when I am at your house, drinking ayahuasca with you, and I look at you dead-set and say, "I want to have sex with your mom".
2018-06-17 at 5:05 PM UTC
in
my plan to dd/lg
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
You're messaging a tranny dude.
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
OH NOES! THEY ONLY POST ONCE PER WEEK! I AM SO OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!
2018-06-17 at 4:18 PM UTC
in
I need a rimjob
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Dig your dad up and lick his pelvic bone.
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
He'd prefer this thread disappear, so he doesn't have to answer the MULTITUDE of questions his life brings.
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
*allows the internet (NIS) to make serious, life decisions*
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
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