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It was 1991, I was sitting in my dad's lap by the fireplace, Christmas Eve, a fire roaring. I said to him, " I hope I was good enough to get a Super Nintendo!" (under the belief that Santa Claus would GIFT ME presents for being good throughout the year)
The following morning, Christmas Morning, I opened that fateful gift and saw the words "SUPER NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM" and I shit my little pants. I was so excited.
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1961 - John Kennedy started an initiative to help basically anyone who wasn't white. This was the first of it's kind. Over the years, it was expanded more and more until eventually, President Bill Clinton used it. Offering (primarily) African Americans the chance at college. The recent women's rights movements (based around sexual violence, unfortunately), seems to try and tap into this.
My sister-in-law- a straight-A student, was denied from University of GA over this. Federal law REQUIRED they have a proportional ethical mix, even though her grades far exceeded most students. She accepted at University of Florida instead.
This sort of behavior, where government dictates how, "well, we don't have enough ________ yet, so we cant _________". Is a defeatist attitude. Black kids are getting in colleges for the sake of being black, not their merit, not their scores. If scores on a test doesn't matter, and all that matters is the color of your skin, then what the fuck are we doing?
American education is piss-poor and I am ashamed of it.
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I use a Surface Pro 3 in bed at night when my wife wants to go to sleep and I just wanna stay up and shitpost or watch documentaries. I always fall asleep with it and it rolls out of the bed and crashes on the floor. Pretty durable anyway.
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I always loved crack. What I loved even more though, is dissolving a $10-$20 rock in about 20-30 units of white vinegar, and then injecting it directly into my neck via mirrored reflection in the bathroom and a belt around my neck. Haha. They way it would hit so fucking hard, instantaneous "tunnel vision" and an extreme vibration in your whole fucking head as your head completely numbs over and you feel that rush of euphoria that used to make me literally gasp. Hah, one time, the rush was so fucking strong, I dropped to my fucking knees and just LOVED every second of it. The hardcore rushing goes away about as fast as smoking it does, but it's much stronger and then you're left with the typical crack high as if you smoked it and then of course, the eventual come down and a desire for more.
