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Originally posted by ohfralala
What are you talking about?
Oh, I don't know…
Originally posted by ohfralala
I hope you didn’t pay for that
Originally posted by Firekrochfatty
You sure? you really want to see her better?
Originally posted by DontTellEm
I hope she knows ur posting that, she looks like she's asleep.
Originally posted by apt
Kick her out because she's too old.
Originally posted by Sudo
Almost made a clone thread called "I just banged a gross old heroin addict who took pictures of me while I slept" but I didn't because clone threads aren't classy
Originally posted by stl1
That looks like a dude with tits. Hairy legs. No waist.
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Originally posted by totse3.com
I like you Grimace (Adopt Grimace as his only son and bounces him on my knee)
You won't touch me like my LAST DAD did, will you, Dad? I hope I have been good enough for Santa to bring me a present this year. I've worked REAL HARD to be a better boy. Dad? DAR?
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The problem being, as you socially isolate yourself further and further, society at large will continue to migrate towards online-dating more and more. Just as they have shunned face to face conversations or even normal phone calls in favor of e-mail or text, dating will ultimately become a search for compatibility on some website promising you your dreams.
So it doesn't get better. It gets worse. Each passing year, it's going to be just a little bit harder to put yourself in a relationship. People socialize less and less (outside of drunken bar antics, which, who wants to pickup their potential partner for life at a bar, drunk as fuck?), and you're getting older and uglier.
Put your phone down. Get off the internet. Spend what last years we have as a society actually mingling with people in a SOBER setting. Meet people. Talk. Face to face. No, not Facetime.
I often wonder what it would be like if I weren't married and found myself single in 2018 with no friends and no social life whatsoever. Where would I begin? How would I start? I am naturally opposed to online-dating, as I am a PURIST who believes the face-to-face, organically created relationship is the key to success. Where would I go? Would I be the aging, WEIRDO in the corner not talking to anyone? Would I turn to an alcoholic beverage almost immediately to calm my nerves? Would I be so hardcore cringe-worthy awkward that no woman in her right mind would dare approach me?
The answer to all of these questions is: YES!
It's hopeless. If you aren't in a relationship in 2018 and you lonnnnnnnnnnnnnng to be in one, you've already lost and you should certainly kill yourself.
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Originally posted by cupocheer
Squeezie, do you work for a living or just watch the heifers in the field?
Why would you 'automatically' decide that S&D was, in some way, a DH reference or that I would be a snitch and tell you what I know without even a please?
Look it up, Sug – Im not here to do your research for you.
I am offended by your aggressiveness. I'm going to fucking sue you!
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I find it interesting that all of the women of this site immediately respond with their own version of, "Ew! She's gross!" because of a low self-esteem they each harbor within themselves and a competitive reproduction mechanism unconsciously triggered when men show interest in other women. The fight to be noticed. Notice me, senpai~~
Then, you have the born after 1998 limp-wrists of this site. The bleeding heart liberals who blindly pledge allegiance in defense of the "poor unconscious girl". White Knights. Keyboard warriors for justice.
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Originally posted by Lanny
Do you buy loose leaf? How cost effective is it relative to caffeine?
It's not really leaf, it's the twigs of the plant itself. You can grind them into a powder and use something like cheesecloth to steep into hot water and add lemon for flavor. I usually just break up a handful into very small pieces by hand and add a cup of water, bring to boil, cool for 20 min covered, and add lemon and chug it all at once lol. It's a very bland, weak flavor, but gets the job done.
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If you're looking for a pick-me-up and don't want to start taking METH and caffeine is too jittery/makes you feel like shit, give Ma Huang a go. If you're in the U.S., you can usually find it listed as Mormon Tea. It's ephedra tea. Contains both ephedrine and pseudoephedrine and several others.
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Last time I used drugs at work was like, 12 years ago when I worked for Domino's Pizza. I had JUST shot up some heroin in the bathroom and the owner was trying to explain this new labeling machine to us all and next thing I know, he's shouting at me and shaking me because apparently I nodded out standing up during his demonstration. Hah. I was fired shortly after that.
