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2018-09-30 at 10:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock no, i have zero experience with microbiology. none at all. i dont know anything about disease vectors…the assorted viral, bacteriological, parasitical infections…none of that stuff. i also have no idea about birth control being anything less than 100% reliable and infallible. i havent made it to 88 years old without dipping my dick in anything and not catching anything, giving anything, or creating anything. nope. not here.
you stupid niggerloving walking jock itch pandemic with so many new and undiscovered diseases festering in the deepest crevices or your orifices youre going to get your very own chapter in some medical journal.
now stfu and post nude selfies for me to fap to. safely and with zero chance of unintentional pregnancy or STD transmission.
Didn’t read but I’m gonna go ahead and venture that you’re still a virgin at 70
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2018-09-30 at 10:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala Didn’t read but I’m gonna go ahead and venture that you’re still a virgin at 70
Oh excuse me…88
a better bet is that your asshole looks exactly like the holding tank at a large cities waste water treatment plant. looks. smells. swirling fecal pudding with random dead animals and all.
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2018-09-30 at 10:41 PM UTCMy asshole is cute, tiny, STD free and smells like blackberry sugar thank you very muchThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-30 at 10:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala My asshole is cute, tiny, STD free and smells like blackberry sugar thank you very much
and youre a pathological liar with a broken asshole and so many festering diseases the WHO is only moments away from breaking down your door to perpetually quarantine your nasty ass to save humanity. -
2018-09-30 at 10:43 PM UTC
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2018-09-30 at 10:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock and youre a pathological liar with a broken asshole and so many festering diseases the WHO is only moments away from breaking down your door to perpetually quarantine your nasty ass to save humanity.
Finny I’ve never seen you this upset lol. Normally it’s just homoertoic gifs or threats to rummage another man’s throat.
It’s ok. I’d be angry too if I’d never busted a nut in another human being at your age.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-30 at 10:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala Finny I’ve never seen you this upset lol. Normally it’s just homoertoic gifs or threats to rummage another man’s throat.
It’s ok. I’d be angry too if I’d never busted a nut in another human being at your age.
youre delusional and hallucinating if that is all you get from my posts.
(sean connery voice:)
Q: whats the difference between a mallard with a cold and your mother?
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2018-09-30 at 10:57 PM UTCFuckleberry Finn
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2018-09-30 at 10:58 PM UTC
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2018-09-30 at 11:01 PM UTC
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2018-09-30 at 11:02 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-30 at 11:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock youre delusional and hallucinating if that is all you get from my posts.
(sean connery voice:)
Q: whats the difference between a mallard with a cold and your mother?
A: i dont know, but one is a sick duck and youre a whore.
You need to go to a local retirement home. Scoop up the cutest resident. Take her to the health department. Get her tested. Plow her and quit being an overgrown pussy.
Also your mother fucked mallards.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-30 at 11:44 PM UTC
I ain't touching this thread. You're welcome.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-01 at 12:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala mallards.
We had a user named hc45, also known as Randy Airlines who was a mentally ill transvestite and he once posted a video of himself talking some crazy stuff in his "girl" voice and one of the words he repeated was mallard. Since then I can't say that word in my mind in any other voice.
It was fucking hilarious.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-01 at 12:20 AM UTCThat's what she said.
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2018-10-01 at 12:21 AM UTCPffft
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2018-10-01 at 12:21 AM UTCI honestly don't know what a mallard is, though.
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2018-10-01 at 12:21 AM UTCSure do wish I could watch that video right now.
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2018-10-01 at 12:24 AM UTC
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2018-10-01 at 12:26 AM UTCI also just remembered that Finnus is a germaphobe that likes to put small animals in vaginas. He's legit fucked in the head.
