2018-11-10 at 3:31 AM UTC
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Totse is back up, -SpectraL
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Are you going to buy the domain when it expires, Speckles?
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I drive a walrus dick purple Mitsubishi Gallant. It's a real BEATER, but it's MY BEATER. I do ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the DUIs in it.
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Yep. Gotta be hip with the lingo.
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If the pressure of the piss containing condom was greater than that of the piss leaving the dick, by laws of nature, the dick would be forced open and the condom full of piss would "drain itself" inside the dick and back into the bladder where it would be met with another pressure - that of the piss needing to escape the bladder. The two forces meet somewhere in the middle and rupture the urethra inside the body, contaminating it with piss and he would surely die.
Or the condom would burst and you'd be covered in piss while you had a fresh, hot stream blasting out.
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I think we all already know that "mikeyagain" is a middle-aged, dad-bod, "fun-dad" who looks intensely creepy and has probably attempted to inappropriately touch teenagers many times when his son/daughter brought their friends over. He's the "fun dad" who brings out a 6 pack of WINE COOLERS for his kid and their friends, and a few for himself, and he tries to insert himself in their social circle and laugh and interact. Then, when they're all drunk, he tries using the pick up lines he knew of when he was a teen, which was the 1980s. He leans over to one of his kid's friends, his breath HOT with wine cooler, and says some stupid line like, "Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!" and she just goes "EW! BILLY, YOUR DAD IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN!" and then Billy, his son, rebukes him out of the room and he goes upstairs and lies face down in the dark.
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White vinegar or lemon juice. I used to use about 30 units for a typical $10 rock. Crush the rock, add the vinegar, enhancement through something, bang it boiiiii.
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You last POPPED your pants...
2018-10-21 at 7:25 PM UTC
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Should we embrace our grief?
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Funny. I was just thinking of Malice, kinda drunkenly staring off into space/at the wall when I snapped to and refreshed the page and saw this thread. Reading it, and seeing you mention Malice was kind of a, "whoa, weird." moment. Hah.
That said, I've been through plenty of grief in my life. The passing of my mother when I was 15, the immediate aftermath of an alcoholic father who was struggling with his own grief, drug addiction, suicidal contemplations, depression, prison sentences, all a form of grief. It's taken me years and years, truly, a decade, to come to terms with these things. I don't bottle it up inside though. I share my feelings and grief with those around me. I luckily have a loving wife who also lost her father the same year I lost my mother, so we share that grief and lean on each other. I have a strong family support system who was there throughout my drug addictions and prison and saw me through the end of it all.
I do agree with you though. People suffering through grief, whether it be something in their personal lives or even as a "faceless no one" on a website you go to that while you know what they look like, sound like maybe, you've never met them. You've never shaken their hand. Never hugged them. Never kissed them, in some cases. Like Malice. People should, in general, be more expressive of the feelings they feel because to bottle it up inside and try to suppress it always forces it to leak out in other, usually negative ways like drugs or alcohol or other self destructive behaviors.
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I came here to say Fiddler, if on Windows.
