Originally posted by Malice
Literally just spent 21 hours masturbating. Beat that motherfuckers. Do I have the site record? I wasn't even on drugs! (Well, except for Nardil.)
Reason? Mainly complete inorgasmia from Nardil. I noticed it before. I don't need to do it often at all, normally I literally do not have thoughts of sex throughout the day, develop erections, watch porn, or even feel sexual attraction IRL. I only do it when it's been long enough that sex drive arises, which is pretty minor, because I see it as a mild nuisance and it's easier to just take a few minutes to do it than attempting to subdue it via willpower or Buddhist techniques I'm unaware of.
IIRC last time I may have taken 5 hours of so at most because I was on modafinil and fell into this dilemma: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wait/walk_dilemma There may have been an instance or two before that, although I did eventually manage to come during one or the singular instance. That was a lot of semen. After the modafinil instance stupidity, the drug can trigger getting trapped in a cycle like this, as can (Other? Not sure if it's classified as one.) stimulants. A sort of OCD evocation or exacerbation, along or alternatively with the increase of attention span, motivation, cognitive endurance and energy (I think that's all.) After that incident I decided to set some simple rules. If it's taking longer than 5 minutes and you repeatedly experience a loss of erection or interest, it's not going to happen and you should stop. Along with, and I think this was a previous rule from a long time ago, although I may have set it due to the effect on pleasure when masturbating used to be considerably more enjoyable, seeing it as a waste, not doing so in a half assed manner, if I'm not sure I really want to, don't feel that strong of an urge.
Anyway, why did this latest incident occur from 3AM Tuesday to Midnight Thursday, with very short breaks? Well, I wanted to drain my balls, for one, and didn't seem willing to give up. Amazingly, I didn't seem to give it much thought beyond that and wasn't keeping track of time. I suppose at some point it had just been so long and my sleep cycle would have been so messed up that I decided to keep going. It's not as if I have any obligations, anything important to do.
Amazingly, other than the difficulty with keeping erections and the lack of lube (Used coconut oil, which I had to keep reapplying, and later added in sunscreen. The oil made a fucking mess, but I needed to change my sheets anyway.) (I really need to buy more, something thick and long lasting this time, like anal lube), it was actually enjoyable and fun! Amazingly, I didn't lose my ability to experience pleasure after all that time, so it was just never ending, as long as I could get it up. At least it was an interesting experience, of indulging in pleasure and fantasy for such an extended period. Toward the end I was on the verge of falling asleep, having to repeatedly battle it, and it really fucked with my visualization ability because every time I would close my eyes I'd go into the pre-sleep mildly dreamlike state where these visualizations, like minor weak dreams, start coming out and you begin drifting to sleep, along with my visuals being distorted and the quality diminished.
This was terribly dysfunctional and a ridiculous/moronic waste of time. Only time I can really remember doing something like this. Well, I learned my lesson.
Oh, and I was genuinely afraid of what might occur if I did actually manage to orgam/ejaculate after all that time. Hopefully I'll just have a wet dream if the inorgasmia doesn't subside soon, having perpetual blue balls would suck, I can't remember the last time I experienced that. Prostate stimulation doesn't work for me, so that isn't an option, although I did notice I had leaked a bit of seminal fluid after defecating on Tuesday.
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Originally posted by Malice
I'm thinking about using my newfound sexual prowess/powers to become a sex legend in the bay area, using a viagra spray to rapidly achieve and maintain rock hard erections. My plan is to start of small, relying on word of mouth, particularly at college, possibly targeting the girls optimal for this, then move on from there, possibly locating and joining/participating in sex clubs, networking with swingers and other sex centered individual arrangements, as long as there isn't a serious risk of STDs (Stick to middle class or higher educated whites and east-asians, don't go full homo, avoid super-sluts and nutjobs).
Then I'll launch a extensively planned and detailed marketing campaign online, utilizing certain subreddits to attract or seduce the highest quality women I can find, and finally creating the harem I deserve, living the anime protagonist dream IRL. I damn well deserve it after 27 years of complete celibacy and isolation, never so much as having held hands or gone on a date (By choice). If there's anyone who should be given the blessing of other men, not elicit jealousy, insults, or attempted sabotage toward, it's me. I've had such a joyless life filled with suffering. Do you know how terrible it is to be a*utistic? You've observed me for years, can you imagine what a horror it would be to be me?
just a word of advice mate. girls are creeped out by weirdo's. very few want to fuck them.
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Originally posted by greenplastic
you know what, fuck it. You obviously don't know the answer to my question or you would have said it by now. You just want to troll and argue.
yes §m£ÂgØL, we done him pal
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Maybe it's in your nature to drop your pants, get on your knees, push your face to the floor and let a gang of nigger shove their cocks in your anus with no resistance, but I live in Florida because it's the least assrapiest state that fits all my needs and wants.
The fact simply remains that as someone in the highest tax brackets, I'm paying a fuckload more than you whiny niggers, and I support the raising of taxes (yes, even on me) and expanding social programs
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oh boofuckinghoo for those poor little rich fuckers.
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Originally posted by Malice
Dude, life was so fucking bad back then. You have no idea. Damn near everyone lived an extremely shitty life. Until relatively recently (internet/digital age) I most likely would have committed suicide by this point. Not that it's a bad thing, just opting out of a bad deal, a fool's errand.
you don't know what you're on about malice. before the internet everybody went out more, associated more, got along more, fighted more, fucked more, played more. and people were way more happier because of it. we din't all sit behind a screen constantly living in fear of what fox.com or dailymailonline constantly scare mongered us all about, making everyone fear and resent each other. people generally weren't so hooked on materialism and obsessed with having all these latest things and gadgets coz we weren't exposed to so much advertising making everyone think they had to have all these items to be happy and fit in with everyone else in the first place. its fucking sad how post digital people can't grasp the concept of how good life was before the internet. just because it was different to what you know doesn't automatically mean it was bad. maybe you wouldn't have been so scared of the world and your fellow man if you were forced to participate malice. you'd most likely realize that all those fears you harbor are completely over exaggerated.
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he turned up here last night with all his bags. says you nearly killed him and he's never coming back home again. i told him he can stay here as long as he likes.
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
OMG… so much sex, usually homosexual sex on a farm…
literally, with the bucks, and rams… and spics who hitch hike down… holy shit, though I seen so many fucked up sexual things being done by animals when I lived on the farm.
Ducks and pigs have curly dicks…
have you ever watched ducks mate? they fucking gang rape the bitches.
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i dunno why all you faggots all pissin on Bill Krozby for. bitches got pussies, me like to fuck pussies, so me fuck bitches when and where ever. that what being a man is about.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Naw Brah it's a little known fact that tru OG Blood trap niggaz paint their fingernails before indeed "set tripping" something about the vibration in automatic assault weapons being tamed with nail polish.
sounds like an excuse to be a faggot to me.
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Originally posted by Half baked Schplew II
how do I lewan every time Itry I just dfall backwards off my computrr chair and my mom stars tellinh at me???
keep taking dem drugs, dude. they'll make you live forever.
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Originally posted by benny vader
if you really want to see the effects of automation all you have to do is to look back to the era of slavery.
its exactly the same thing, its just instead of having niggers to pick cottons for marginal costs you have robots making iphones and such, also at a very marginal costs.
and things werent pretty then …
we're still in the era of slavery. slavery never ended, it just evolved and they gave it a fancy new name, 'employment'.
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