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2017-08-31 at 6:15 AM UTC in weird interactions with old men
Originally posted by NARCassist oh shut up you blithering idiot. its only you that lives in infaggotries all contradicting super faggot fantasy world. the rest of us live in the real world pal. i don't think you even remember what that is like.
you're very lonely aren't you bill?
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2017-08-31 at 5:17 AM UTC in Drug whose users are the coolestOpiate users are the chillest, provided supply isnt an issue.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-31 at 5:08 AM UTC in I explain weeeell gonts!I can imagine you spending a whole date just doing that "WHEEEEL GONTS" thing in a high pitched voice while the whale of a ho you're out with rolls her eyesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-31 at 4:33 AM UTC in Fapping with Tiger Balm vs Vicks Vaporublol, that was my victoryThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-31 at 3:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThese niggas go hard AF fam :
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2017-08-31 at 2:45 AM UTC in Why do poor people hang out in groups?Do you realize that all of us are pretty much poor fucking people hanging out with other poor people on the internet there's not much differenceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-31 at 2:32 AM UTC in Drinking BleachI just got back from the store. Going shot by shot wasn't going to cut it anymore. If I'm going to do a whole gallon, I better start chugging. Well, I hadn't realized that last shot was nearly the last of my bleach. So I pulled up my pants without wiping my ass and headed out the door. Fortunately, while I was picking up the bleach, I remembered to get another shotglass, then I remembered it's chugging time, so I got a big ol' mug like the ones they give them bigass beers in at the bar. People kept staring and pointing, and I'd hear them saying things like "He's bleeding," and "JESUS, what is that smell?!". Honestly, it was pretty obnoxious.
I made my way to the counter, and the cashier wrinkled his nose, looked down at the jug of bleach and the mug, looked back at me and arched an eyebrow. "Heheh, having a fun night?" he said awkwardly, as if it was a fucking joke. I said "Science isn't always fun. I'm doing an experiment." He stared at me awkwardly long. Pretty sure he's gay. Then he stammered out, "Uhh, that's.. interesting. What experiment?" I said, "Well good chum (I was trying to sound smart), I am attempting to discern the effects when a human subject, that's me, ingests bleach orally. My friends on an Internet forum are very interested in the results. I've already done five shots and posted *COUGH COUGH* the results thus far. It is time to conclude the experiment with a whole gallon." A horrified look came over his nerdy faggot features, he grabbed the phone next to him, and like a nigger, said, "I'm calling the police."
I couldn't let him stop me. Not after I'd tried so hard and got so far. I quickly sprang into action. I threw a quick jab, catching him right in the nose, which, oddly enough, caused him to shout, "Fuck! My nose!" I jumped the counter and got behind him, starting to strangle him with the phone wire, as with my other hand I grabbed the jug and started pouring the bleach down my gullet as quickly as I could. He cried and choked, but I would not relent. Science must be pursued. People started gasping and panicking as they realized what was happening. I heard cunts saying dorky things like, "He's strangling him, somebody do something!" and "Is he drinking bleach? Yo I'm triiiiippin dawg!" and "Oh my god, it smells like shit!"
I got halfway through the jug when fate conspired against me. A police officer walked in the door. But I couldn't stop now. I tried to say something, but I only gagged on the fumes. I let go of the nerdy faggot and ran for the door as the flabbergasted fatass cop said "Stop or I'll tase you!". The jug of bleach never leaving my lips, I started sprinting down the street. My vision started getting fuzzy and warm. Most of it is a hazy blur of headlights and cars honking. I think I ran across the highway.
I'm typing this from my hotel room now. There's a banging noise coming from the door and someone shouting for me to come out with my hands up. It seems the bleach is finally causing hallucinations. I've been vomiting blood here and there, but all that blood shouldn't have been in my stomach anyway. Good thing my body is getting it outta there.
I've bumped my head several times as I've tried to navigate my room. There's this weird red gunk coming out of my eyes now. The burning in my asshole is still there, my insides feel like they're sloshing around, and the allover itch has gone away, leaving a bright red complexion all over my body. I'm trying to focus on this report, but the banging on my door is getting really loud. I'm gonna go tell those damned hallucinations to leave me alone. I'll be right back.
Post last edited by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery at 2017-08-31T02:38:24.388424+00:00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-30 at 9:27 PM UTC in ITT we post really sexy womenY'all niggas getting gayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-30 at 8:33 PM UTC in Service animalsA healthy looking lady came into my restaurant today with a little bugle wearing a blue vest.
I kicked them out immediately.
I don't have time to play these FUCKING GAMES.
"B-b-but it's a thera-"
You SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET THE HELL OUT! I'M TRYING TO RUN A GODDAMN BUSINESS HERE YOU UPPITY CUNT!
"You can't talk to me like that, my dog is legally allow--"
GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
She started to get in my face about how rude and indecent I was being, so I punted her bugle through the plate glass door and threw her down the stairs.
I was scared for my life.
So anyway they are both in jail now for trespassing, assault, and domestic terrorism.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-30 at 8:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSSo... Malice is dead.
I'll post the link when I get home.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-30 at 6:58 PM UTC in ITT we post really sexy women
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2017-08-30 at 6:12 PM UTC in Service animalsi'm going to get a tiger for service animal. it helps me detect cowards.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-30 at 4:42 AM UTC in If Racial Equality is the Goal...Riddle Me This:
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery That wasn't the question. I asked why you frequent sites of people you hate. You said you don't hate anyone. I posted one example out of many, of you talking shit about niggers, to make my point that you see certain groups of people, like niggers, as inferior. Other examples are your posts in the thread about the Charlottesville car guy, and your thread about a tranny nigger. You obviously look down on queers, niggers, kikes, etc. Whether you agree it's hate or not is just semantics and beside the point.
The question was why do you frequent sites for niggers, kikes, spics, and fags.
Jill's life is a psychologist's inferiority complex diagnoser's dream.
"Why do you hate these people?"
"They're different than me!"
"Yes, Jill, they are, we are all different."
"NO!! They are different colors though!"
"Yes Jill, that is how the world works, we are born with different colors."
"I Hate other colors!!"
"Someone take this guy and give him some color crayons please."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-30 at 4:04 AM UTC in If Racial Equality is the Goal...Riddle Me This:Black women can truly be the hottest in the world. I love fucking a fit black girl in the summer with the AC off. Their sweat smells like musk, and I love watching beads of it roll off their dark skin, and trace paths around their erect nipples. Black women are assertive and fuck you as hard as you fuck them.
Mmm, I'm thinking of a black ex of mine and it's making me really horny, she was great. I'm going to text her.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-29 at 11:03 PM UTC in i just drank a bunch of poppy seed tea
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2017-08-29 at 10:31 PM UTC in How do yall niggas masturbate?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby it wasn't nasty for me, It felt good. In the vid my daughters mom is literally eating out my ex gf, they both later told me at seperate times that they didn't enjoy it and only did it because I asked them to.
Oh I thought it was mother AND daughter, switching off on blow jobs. Now it's not so nastyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-29 at 8:17 PM UTC in How do yall niggas masturbate?No you fucking faggot.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-29 at 4:55 AM UTC in i'm losing my fucking mind.
Originally posted by mmQ You drive him crazy
He just can't sleep
He's so excited, he's in too deep
Oh-oh-OH crazy
But it feels alright
Baby, thinkin' of you keeps him up all night
Grab my terryfold flaps
Grab my flappy folds
Grab my terryfolds
Grab my foldy flaps
Hey, touch my foldy flaps
Grab my terryfolds
Grab my foldy holds
Grab my terry flaps
In my terryfolds
Grab my terry flaps
You gotta touch 'em... my terryfolds
Grab my terryfolds
Touch my holdy flaps
Take a big flap
Take my foldy flaps (Aaah)
My terryfolds (Aaah)
My foldy holds (Oooh)
And my terry flaps
Gotta grab my terry flaps
Grab my terry flaps
Squeeze my holdy folds
Hold my goldy folds
Grab my foldy tolds
Grab my terry flap holds
Grab my terryfolds
Hold my foldy folds
Hold my terryfolds
Hey, did you ever wanna hold a terryfold?
I got one right here (here)
Grab my terry flap
Squeeze it, grab it, squeeze and tug on my terry flap
Hey, I wanna take you to the terryfold dance
Wanna come with me?
You can grab my holdy folds
Squeeze them tight, you son of a bitch!
Suck my holdy flappy folds
Lick my flappy foldy holds
My terry flaps in your mouth
Suck my flaps you piece of shit!
Fuck you (fuck you)
You stupid dumb motherfucking bitch (Aaah Aaah)
Hey, grab my terry flaps
Gonna eat those toldy folds
I gotta couple of terryfold flaps
I got a flappy foldy flap
I'm gonna go take you to food
Gonna eat, then we're going to the terryfold dance (dance)
You and me
We're gonna go to the terryfold place
It's gonna be a night out
Gonna have a real fancy time
Hoo!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-28 at 5:36 PM UTC in Whatever happened to _____?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby stupid noob is in jail for fucking up his probation for beating his fat plumper wife. Thats him at the kentucky derpy dressed almost as well as his son in bugle boy clothing.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-08-27T23:53:13.262652+00:00
Spotted the kike. Fuck you Bill Krozby, I'm not in jail anymore.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-08-28 at 5 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: BULLDOZER3
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