Originally posted by TAFK Dumpster Slut
So far we have a guy with a desk job and an old lonely man booking a prostitute for his birthday.
Yup, just what I thought…
Nah Actually the I think the guy is onto something here. He gets to nail the ass and doesn't have to listen about her brother is an asshole and her other 5,000 issues he doesn't give a fuck about. Sounds like he's winning to me.
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Didn't know who Megan Good was, but
damn.
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Originally posted by jimmy
how? i could be a male model
Modeling retardation?
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2017-11-28 at 10:14 PM UTC
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Who to get high with?
Beavis and Butthead for me. Getting high and making fun of things is always a great time.
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Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by benny vader
people will always flow from places with lower quality of life and freedom to places with higher.
of course, that's why I think it'd be best to allow them to develop their countries to the point where they're comfortable enough that very few want to leave, rather than tear them down to the stone age every few years because israel is scared they may someday be able to stand up to them.
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2017-11-26 at 8:12 PM UTC
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Sick optical illusion
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
So you're rooting for the group that wants to force you to convert or die against the group that doesn't want you to join them? Dude, that's how Islam started. The jedis told Muhammad he couldn't be one of them.
Nice propaganda, f-ckhead.
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2017-11-26 at 4:12 PM UTC
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I'm alive, but not well.
i plateu at gym shood i take steroids
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2017-11-25 at 6:19 PM UTC
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Steroids
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
You have no idea how intense my workouts are.
Kinda doesn't matter when you're waiting a week between workouts. The point is to *keep* tearing and to *keep* healing.
Also if you want to strength train rather than get buff, you should be going for reps, not intensity. If you don't like doing reps then don't be surprised when you aren't getting stronger.
Fix your workout and see if it works instead of taking drugs you know nothing about. Hormones aren't toys m8.
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Originally posted by HTS
It's absolutely "flying the banner" in the sense of the colloquial phrase. Don't even pretend you thought speccy was referring to a literal banner image you twat.
As stated, a highlighter is not a cock no matter how much you wanted it to be one.
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2017-11-25 at 2:34 PM UTC
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Steroids
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Ok so I've officially plateaued, I keep trying bullshit preworkouts and stuff in a desperate attempt to break through but nothing is doing it for me, I can't lift heavier. I've taken long rests for 100% recovery, but I can't lift heavier shit. This fucking sucks.
i assure you you'll be able to do it drunk.
assured.
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2017-11-25 at 5:29 AM UTC
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Steroids
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
That is why you must exercise different muscle groups, so each muscle group has time to rest.
I do low rep, high intensity workouts for each group and move on to the next . So each group has about a week to rest. The order goes
- Chest and shoulders
- Arms
- Core and back
- Legs
So each muscle group gets ~1 week to rebuild.
This is probably why you aren't seeing progress. One week per group is a lot of time and not a lot of exercise.
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2017-11-24 at 10:54 PM UTC
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I'm sleeping in a car tonight
I understand. I guess it's not really up to me to make that call but you're right, it's contagious to our simple American minds who so often seem to champion whatever is being blabbed on about in order to feel 'involved,' regardless of it even makes sense to them.
That's why you have your folks like Hikiko who are quick to profess the nation's problems are to blame on liberals, but can't or won't provide what exactly that means and who specifically fits that category.
We just want to hop on cringebook, say some buzzwords and make a few vague generalizations so as to appear 'in the know,' maybe throw out a couple 'so sad, thoughts and prayers' comments to remind everyone how sympathetic we are, and then get the fuck back to our whatever the fuck it is we do- being mad at Netflix for something and fist-fighting our family members over Starbucks coffee then uploading aftermath pics to Instagram. I think those are the three things that we do.
Needless to say, I'm just as guilty as mindlessly wasting away into my glowing rectangles, but I like to think I'm a tad more keen to the comprehension and understanding of our reality than "the masses" are.
Either way I lately sure as shit haven't been doing anything to 'make a difference, so my next best alternative is to observe and question, pick my battles and choose a more reverent approach as opposed to a screaming preacher's mentality of repetition and incistance.
Sorry got a little off track but yeah.. Florida. Jill. Its a good spot for him. I'd rather he lived out his final years than being executed because we have different views on race. Same with anyone.
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2017-11-24 at 10:35 PM UTC
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Superhero films are gay
Esplender
Tuskegee Airman
[my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
It's always the same boring shit and faggots keep going back and asking for more. James Holmes didn't do anything wrong.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
because if it weren't for the US Europe would all be speaking German and nazi-saluting
You wouldn't consider that a win? Sounds like your beloved country lost the war for you.
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Originally posted by twistquest
Hey, what's your life like? Honest question.
Don't bother asking. He's a compulsive liar who continually needs to make it known that he has a great life (the first sign of a shit life), despite spending all his free time posting on this forum and living in pakistan.
If he just admitted his life was shit like the rest of us, people would like him more.
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2017-11-24 at 8:34 AM UTC
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Originally posted by infinityshock
how the shit do you even figure that. there's no communism going on here whatsoever.
How in the shit do you even figure that 'Florida > commietrashia' meant that Florida was full of communist trash?
Given the context of your previous posts, the greater-than symbol, and the (cringe-tier) portmanteau ending in 'ia,' there's really no way to misinterpret that other than sheer stupidity.
Dunce cap for you!
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