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Posts That Were Thanked by NARCassist

  1. 2024-07-12 at 3:24 PM UTC in Wariat or Warcry I figured out a guaranteed way to get you laid and paid!!!
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I had an ftm tranny lick my ass once

    she looked like a dude and I was on a lot of drugs/booze, I didn't enjoy it. It was really gnarly too because we did it in a barn on top of straw. It was one of the worst sex experiences of my life

    I woke up the next day extremely hung over, full of shame and still had straw in my underwear.
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  2. 2024-07-12 at 2:28 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    airdrie? Like from calgary alberta?

    I might have fucked this broad, that's my old haunt. Lots of sluts out in Airdrie boys and no bus or train there. I literally rode a bike for 3 hours once to fuck a girl and I had to sleep in the shed in her backyard and eat breakfast at the grocery store
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  3. 2024-07-11 at 11:28 PM UTC in Introduce weekly bans for shitposters
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Because I like art.

    PORN=ART

    You actually bought into that Larry Flint reference of Porn being Art? it's not. it's just prostitution on film because it's illegal to fuck for money unless you have a camera and say it's Art.

    thats all it is. guys paying to fuck women and then make their money back x100 or more.
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  4. 2024-07-11 at 11 PM UTC in Introduce weekly bans for shitposters
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Because they have niche porn interests and can afford it. They want quality porn. I've bought porn on ManyVids.

    Why would you buy porn. You're a chick.

    You can get fucked for free let alone view it
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  5. 2024-07-11 at 10:26 PM UTC in Wariat or Warcry I figured out a guaranteed way to get you laid and paid!!!
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by frala lol @ women liking werewolves and guns

    Originally posted by frala I wonder how many women have convinced their boyfriends/husbands to dress up as a werewolf and hold them at gunpoint.

    I don't think any dude would ever be into this but I could totally see a lady enjoying it. I don't know WHY they would but the idea of a guy wanting that seems insane to me

    Originally posted by Warcry donald do you think such a girl exists for me? and do you think for free or only for money? and do you think shed be willing to lick the asshole ebfore even asking her like just go for it?

    i'm sure it exists, maybe consult the chart for analingus. I dunno man have you tried posting on fetlife or something? It's a pretty specific fetish that I don't think you will find even if you ask 1000 sluts

    a polish femboy on the other hand is a different story entirely
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  6. 2024-07-11 at 2:53 PM UTC in Introduce weekly bans for shitposters
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I don't hate you Kafka I just feel you're going to be harmed by this site because I can see it affecting you

    I told you it was toxic. Not tooting my horn but I want you to leave.

    I don't know where to migrate to because I don't belong anywhere. I'm not gonna go outside.
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  7. 2024-07-11 at 2:45 PM UTC in Wariat or Warcry I figured out a guaranteed way to get you laid and paid!!!
    Bradley Florida Man
    And you can't even get introublec for fucking a retard over the age of consent, if they say anything just show them your posts on this site and they'll see it's retard-on-retard sex and I'm pretty sure that's ok.
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  8. 2024-07-11 at 2:44 PM UTC in Wariat or Warcry I figured out a guaranteed way to get you laid and paid!!!
    Bradley Florida Man
    I found out they have charities where special needs kids are dropped off to play with animals in the shelter.

    IT's 2 for 1 opportunity and they will pay you bro.

    YOu won't have to rely on your mom for money anymore.

    You get to fuck dogs, there's kids coming to take advantage of, they're paying you (not all that much) and you can be high on mephedrone watching porn on your iPad like you do anyway.

    What you think bro?

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  9. 2024-07-11 at 4:17 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  10. 2024-07-11 at 3:48 AM UTC in Adopting a child
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    If I was isekai'd into Kafka's run down fathers run down homestead stuffed with vintage furniture and her stolen neighbors cat in the Irish countryside that honestly sounds like bliss. I would run around picking 4 leaf clovers with my propeller hat and giant lollipop chasing the sheep and asking me ole mumsie to take me down to the chippy and I would walk home kicking a can singing irish folx songs in my Celtic tongue.
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  11. 2024-07-10 at 9:12 PM UTC in Introduce weekly bans for shitposters
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    So just to let you know, the First thing that is classified as "Shitposting" is posting more than 3 times in a row. you post 5-10 times in a row over and over again, Dirtbag.

    you're asking to ban yourself
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  12. 2024-07-10 at 6:38 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
    MUH NIGGA
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  13. 2024-07-10 at 5:10 PM UTC in Introduce weekly bans for shitposters
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Uban!
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  14. 2024-07-10 at 4:46 PM UTC in Erewhon Tonics
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    gonna sell Mango Lassi pine colada flavor with ant venom, organic bonemeal and 3 methyl methcathinone


    1 cup chopped very ripe mango (see how to peel and chop mango), frozen chopped mango, or canned mango pulp
    1 cup plain yogurt
    1/2 cup milk
    4 teaspoons honey or sugar, more or less to taste
    Dash ground cardamom, optional
    Ice, optional

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  15. 2024-07-10 at 4:34 PM UTC in Irma Grese
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist Or is it anything like when somebody greases up, like when they're gonna swim the Channel or summing.

    who the fuck greases up to swim

    I think maybe you need to talk to an adult about your swim coach
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  16. 2024-07-10 at 4:07 PM UTC in them bennies are wackin people out left and right
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Aight so far but i needa get my dick wet

    heard



    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Simply making a distinction between white, black, brown, red, orange or blue people is racist. People are people. The color is irrelevant.

    I would do unspeakable things to a blue pussy

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  17. 2024-07-10 at 4:02 PM UTC in Wall of Shame
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    When I write a sexually charged post with a half chub I also imagine every female on the forum reading it and having to excuse themselves to the bathroom to touch themselves briefly, it's okay ladies I know how you feel .
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  18. 2024-07-10 at 3:04 PM UTC in Dead Nigga ressurection fred
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    fralala wants to remove PM's while I need a search function to even begin going through the hundreds I have saved or even a sort by user function please


    he got so upset by my shitpost that he messaged me about it
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man The Earth is Flat because EVERYTHING is Flat

    we just perceive it as 3D because the way our eyes absorb light and transfer the data to our brains.
    Thats why its so easy to draw a box into a cube because it's not 2D to 3D (mathematically it is) but physically the actual drawing is always flat.


    (flat images viewed by your flat eye on a flat computer)


    This picture looks "3D" like everything is encased withing a cylindrical grid but that is actually not the case.

    Now lets say you are actually viewing a lion in a cage in real life



    Clearly the Lion is on top of the grass, and behind a cage. You can perceive the depth because it does exist and you are viewing it all in one clear picture with your eyes. You can put your finger in front of your eye and it will always be in front of the cage, unless you put your hand behind the cage and view it on the other side.

    It might seem like you are interacting with a 3D world and viewing the 2D image of this but its actually a 2D world.

    Our mind crates the depth between objects and their arrangement, its all just an illusion. Thats why you see fractals and trippy shit when you do certain drugs because thats actually what reality looks like when your brain can't trick itself into viewing everything as 3D.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shape_of_the_universe



    https://www.space.com/34928-the-universe-is-flat-now-what.html
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  19. 2024-07-10 at 2:57 PM UTC in Dead Nigga ressurection fred
    Bradley Florida Man
    This is the last recorded thing I have of Bill Krozby other than a couple missed calls the night he kilt hisself.

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  20. 2024-07-10 at 2:48 PM UTC in Dead Nigga ressurection fred
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yes this is a real hall of champions
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