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2017-05-14 at 9:38 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Lanny You're being mean! Stop it right now!

lanny can't you put a 'back to top' button at the bottom of the page? I'm sick to death of scrolling back up all the time.

2017-05-14 at 9:36 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump EW!!!! thats gross… I am all sweaty.. My dick feels like its trying to morph into a xeno and become its own sentient species, I CANT PISS, it is a lifeless, dead useless lump of meat, I have an intense stomach and ass cramps and my entire body is burning in pain and all I give a fuck about is smoking more. I want to suck the glass dick all night, technosexual.

Jerking off right now would be horrific… sadistic self torture, and your body thinks you are a cow trying to milk the concentrated amphetamine gunk in your bladder.. .moo.

Sex and meth is horrible. I had 10 hours sex with a grandma… I can't even tell you the things I did.. I was trying to fist her and she was all for it.. I thought it was pretty cool at the time but now I feel sick just typing it out.

I just want to lay down and chill, close my eyes and regenerate. I have abused myself enough for one weekend.

My Epinephrine is running extremely high though, so I could obsessively watch porn and tug at nothing, but then I would have to pee every 10 minutes and it just makes your body more sore.

DO NOT FALL FOR THE SEX AND METH MEME!!!

Just focus your mind on other things instead.

You're L Ron Hubbard.

I'm gonna lay in bed now and read everything about Scientology.

most lulzyst post I read all weekend, HA

2017-05-14 at 9:33 AM UTC in There are a limited number of trianglists in the universe

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump there are no ranks, you need to focus on acting now.

Join Holdt Mabler, pm me for details to become a part of our organization

who made you the big boss man?

this is like trianglism gone mad!

2017-05-14 at 8:44 AM UTC in What is your greatest talent?

NARCassist gollums fat coach

I meant meme artist. damn this predictive text.

2017-05-14 at 8:44 AM UTC in What is your greatest talent?

NARCassist gollums fat coach

I'm a pretty good mime artist.

2017-05-14 at 8:37 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Oasis i dont see it in her face though

she totally looks like someone you'd see walking out of a women's refuge.

2017-05-14 at 8:36 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I am gonna take with me water, laptop, phone, charger and go pretend to sleep. Please post a lot… I will be laying there high as a kite O.O

im gonna smoke this cig… try to use the bathroom and pack up my mess.. Zod bless, spacecat over and out for now.

you're going to jerk off

2017-05-14 at 8:35 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

NARCassist gollums fat coach

no doubt she's taken a few blows in her time then.

2017-05-14 at 8:32 AM UTC in Can we talk about how fucking guilty Trump looks after firing Comey?

NARCassist gollums fat coach

if he don't hurry up and build that fucking wall, ima build my own wall around myself.

2017-05-14 at 8:30 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

NARCassist gollums fat coach

my guess is she's spent at least some time living in a women's refuge.

2017-05-14 at 8:29 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

NARCassist gollums fat coach

she looks like she's been subject to continuous beatings for many years, where she kept believing the 'sorry's' and the 'it'll never happen agains'. like the dumb bitch she is.

2017-05-14 at 8:26 AM UTC in There are a limited number of trianglists in the universe

NARCassist gollums fat coach

I am trianglist #1

2017-05-14 at 8:23 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by The Self Taught Man

she looks like the victim of domestic abuse

2017-05-14 at 8:15 AM UTC in Rape culture in america

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Bill Krozby kind of a weird story, this guy gets drunk with 2 girls one 17 and the other 18, this girl wants to get fucked and her 18 year old friend decides to film it and right when he's fucking her the girl says no stop.. all the while the 18 year old girl is live streaming the video to hundreds of people.. basically the guy got a 9 year prison sentence over this..
it all sounds really strange

looking at that guy from that angle could actually be you Bill Krozby

2017-05-14 at 8:03 AM UTC in Destruction of a community

NARCassist gollums fat coach

this fred is fun

2017-05-14 at 8:02 AM UTC in Hey malice

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Abdulla Aljunaid #الولي_السفية #البحرين Locations all spit on March 14, and our response to them: yours and this field and will uproot you and taught you on March 14

lol, has anyone still got a copy of that shop I did on zok of the dog taking a shit on mecca?

2017-05-14 at 7:57 AM UTC in Destruction of a community

NARCassist gollums fat coach

drugs are fun

2017-05-13 at 7:48 PM UTC in Hey malice

NARCassist gollums fat coach

conclusion: malice really did fuck the cat with a 2" dick.

2017-05-13 at 7:37 PM UTC in Hey malice

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Malice Don't see why someone would devote so much time to something that isn't even amusing.

Don't see why someone would devote so much time to pretending to fuck a cat

2017-05-13 at 7:21 PM UTC in Lanny

NARCassist gollums fat coach

are you high?

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