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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    K, whatever you say then
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I read fred titla as quarter beat tampons
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby cant you be happy for him trying to change and grow as a person?

    Hahaha, you can fuck off an all
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL As I said, you can tell if they are right or left-handed by the direction they look when they are lying.

    You're a fucking retard. Coz you havn't assertained whether they are lying or not at this point. You surely gotta be trollin me here.
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's the way the brain works. It subconsciously tries to cover for the "side" of itself it perceives as the weakest.

    Btw, you're being wrong again(can you please stop that, its fucking annoying). The right side of the brain deals with memory and recall, the left deals with creativity. This is the case with everyone, whether right/left handed/brained. If you look up and left that usually shows you're creating, making something up. If you look up and right then you are recalling from memory. Of course this is far from foolproof. Anyone who figured a story/lie before You talk to them will recall the lie from memory, making the whole exercise pointless.
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Right-handed liars tend to glance to the left while lying. Left-handed liars tend to glance to the right while lying.

    How do you differenciate between a leftie and a rightie?
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Fuck off
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by cerakote >paste

    how does dosing that work



    Originally posted by reject You stick a bit on a rizla and neck it. Gotta keep it in the freezer tho

    paste contains methanol. You should be drying that out into dry powder. The methanol isnt too good for you. Just chop it out on a plate or mirror and keep giving it a good chop with a credit card every 5 minutes or so. It should dry completely in 20-30 minutes. Methanol is a solvent, evaporates quickly. It will mean considerably less weight but that is why paste is so cheap.

    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-03-09T17:27:44.410851+00:00
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Also gayest fred on this board
  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock they're not even people he really knows. they're the only random people that answered his facebook friends requests.

    The whole thing smells a bit catfishy to me
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by puffy butts the playstation, the TV, and an ipod

    Representing the 3 sides of the triangle. And 3 being a prime number makes this ultra spooky.
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Ah yes, the latest talented member of the G family to find fame. You may remember her uncle warren and her cousin ali.
  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Load of shit
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Thats a dog you dumb nigger, read the caption above the pic.
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 With 3 children from 3 different women?

    Is this shit for real? feels like the old totse to me. dialup day conversations.. made up or the real deal. Hmmmm!



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby im 29 years old and live with my cat

    Exactly
  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Bull brand ftw
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby My mom asked me to buy her weed and I told her no because when i was 17 she went through all of my stuff while i was at school and she called my dad and snitched on me so when I got home from school he was already home and started told me to go to the back yard and told me we were going to fight, so i started kicking his ass and he yelled to my lil bro to call the pigs and the pigs came and arrested me. When I got out of jail the next day they were there to pick me up and my bitch aunt was there to "mediate" and when we got home all of my shit was gone from my room.

    Very shortly after that I moved out. I bought my first car with my own money from my first job at whataburger, the car cost me 3k, my dad went to the next town to go pick it up with my mum and he gave the guy my 3k but he put the car in his name his reasoning for putting it in his name was so the insurance (that i gave him money for) so it would be cheaper. But it was actually just a way to have total control.

    He told me if I didn't like living there to leave, so i put as much of my stuff as I could in my car and put it all in my gf's house, I parked the car away from her house so he wouldn't come steal it, but he sent out the pigs to recover MY car. And he sold it.
    He ent up giving me my money back but what a total dick move.

    I turned 18 shortly after this so I was legally an adult and lived at my gf's house while i worked as a nursing assistant at a psyche hospital.

    One day while chilling at my gf's place (she was at school and her mom was at work) Someone knocked on the door and it was the cops and he told me that my parents wanted me to move back home with them and I told him thats not happening.
    Then the next day my parents showed up to my gf's house calling my gf's mom a fat whore and and all this bullshit. they were crazy

    You're just a little boy rrally aint ya?
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu nigger, and get back into your tree. the rope and hanging party is on their way

    fucking sub-primates…



    Originally posted by infinityshock japan is a shithole. nipponese-es are some of the most racist mother fuckers ive ever come across.

    Hahafuckingha, quality shitposting

  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ajax http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/03/07/wikileaks-releases-entire-hacking-capacity-cia.html

    I see my sarcasm flew straight over yo head
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I don't like using papes and i only smoke fags.

    Is that the latest euphormism for blowing dick?

    Inb4 spelt euphemism wrong
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