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2017-06-06 at 8:50 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
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2017-06-06 at 8:49 PM UTC in Malice is legit the most embarrassing poster on this site
Originally posted by Mayweather If anybody has the dick pics post them.
Malice is going viral.
Sluthate, r/incels/, r/amiugly and lookism should be good starting points.
Maybe a wordpress.
someone got them, I can't remember who now but they were posted shortly after I signed up on NIS.
malice is now trying to claim they're not really of his micropeen, that he was trolling us.
lol
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2017-06-06 at 8:47 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
Originally posted by mmQ Granted but you're high on krokodil and confined to a bamboo cage.
I wish I could be done with work early today.
granted, your boss just fired you
I wish I had a saw to cut my way out of this bamboo cage so I can go get more krokodil, I'm fiending like malice in a dog kennel.
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2017-06-06 at 8:45 PM UTC in If you're not athletic or good at sports just kill yourselflol @ the skinny little faggot that couldn't punch his way out of smoke.
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2017-06-06 at 8:27 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
Originally posted by Dargo Granted but you are now banned from playing.
I wish I had self-tying laces for my boots.
granted but your boots now won't come off. the foul shitty bacteria that accumulates causes your feet to slowly rot and you end up having an Oscar pistorius job done by a back street surgeon. this goes wrong and you bleed to death.
I wish I was high.
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2017-06-06 at 8:24 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wishnah ahh, you can't grant my wish after somebody already did. you gotta grant his wish.
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2017-06-06 at 8:22 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wishthe mime artists would have the cops turn up and shoot/arrest them long before they managed to get a shot on me.
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2017-06-06 at 8:21 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
Originally posted by Zanick They can't aim, but they can still hit.
which is like having a blind dude try to shoot you, jesus fucking Christ man.
Originally posted by Number13 Granted but it's the sort of love you have for the neighborhood retard
I wish I had a tank
urmm, this I guess..
I wish people would take this game seriously.
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2017-06-06 at 5:31 PM UTC in Please someone do this for me.
Originally posted by bling bling
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did you know: when re-editing you can delete the text stating the previous edits out. that way it always only shows the text stating the last edit.
example:
Originally posted by bling bling
Post last edited by bling bling at 2017-06-06T16:48:34.487114+00:00 < delete this one
Post last edited by bling bling at 2017-06-06T16:48:45.642526+00:00 < and this one
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note I won't be able to edit out this one, but if I re-edited then I would and just the next one would show.
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2017-06-06 at 5:28 PM UTC in Corrupt a Wisherrrr ehh, you can't shoot somebody who's invisible you numb, you got nothing to aim at. I could just dodge their bullets all fucking day. I'm invisible, they couldn't see where I was.
ffs, this is fucking stupid.
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2017-06-06 at 5:25 PM UTC in Cape Town, South AfricaRhodesia exists in the present about as much as Prussia does.
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2017-06-06 at 5:24 PM UTC in Cape Town, South Africaagain, Rhodesia does not exist. how fucking stupid are you?
there, now I've asked a question dummy.
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2017-06-06 at 3:01 PM UTC in Please someone do this for me.yeah, if you give me a blowy.
actually no, I can't, I have to return some video tapes.
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2017-06-06 at 11:59 AM UTC in Cape Town, South Africa
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2017-06-06 at 11:56 AM UTC in Being ULTRA RICH.I'd retire long before I had that much wealth because I'm not a fucking greedy hardcore control-freak fuck of a sad excuse for a human being.
and because meh!
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2017-06-06 at 11:53 AM UTC in What would you do if a waitress obvious spilled a whole pot of hot coffee on you?
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2017-06-06 at 11:52 AM UTC in Corrupt a Wishp.s. can we make the stipulations relevant to the wish. its pretty fucking lame otherwise.
I won't mention dargo or persuit-of-happiness' names.
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2017-06-06 at 11:50 AM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
Originally posted by mmQ Granted but you can never be there yourself.
I wish I was in heaven.
granted but you're now dead and all the cool people are partying it up in hell. you're now stuck with a bunch of boring faggots trying to preach boring religious shite to you constantly 24/7.
I wish I was invisible so I could spend the majority of my time kicking the shit out of street performing mime artists for lulz.
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2017-06-06 at 11:43 AM UTC in What would you do if a waitress obvious spilled a whole pot of hot coffee on you?
Originally posted by RestStop Remove my baseball cap and sunglasses revealing my blackout sclera contact lenses I use just for occasions just like this and look at her and say "Momma said life is like a box of chocolates; ya never know what ya gonna get."
that was sounding cool as fuck until the bit where you quoted forest gump
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2017-06-06 at 11:26 AM UTC in What would you do if a waitress obvious spilled a whole pot of hot coffee on you?drag her by her hair into the bathroom and gorilla-fuck the shit out of her. she obviously asking for it.
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