Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-06-27 at 3:25 PM UTC in bike ride today
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   they got a beer for that
   
   
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-06-27 at 3:17 PM UTC in The 5 most INTELLIGENT posters on this site
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Houston we have a problem
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-06-27 at 3:16 PM UTC in The 5 most INTELLIGENT posters on this site
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   they got a beer for that
   
   
   
   
   
   
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4. 2017-06-27 at 3:10 PM UTC in The 5 least socially adjusted users.
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   they got a beer for that
   
   
   
   
   
   
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5. 2017-06-27 at 3:08 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby but I'm going to guess I was born with the lip herpes or something I dunno. Just as long as I can remember I get one about once a year

   
   they got a beer for that
   
   
   
   
   
   
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6. 2017-06-27 at 3:04 PM UTC in The 5 most INTELLIGENT posters on this site
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by cerakote i took one of those shitty tests online and my results said i had 134. it doesnt matter much to me, but just for the sake of knowing, how would i go about getting an accurate (or at least objective) measure of that?

   
   I scored 152 once but they aren't accurate tho. mensa is the real test I believe. I'm sure they'd have a website. I think it costs tho.
   
   
   
   
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7. 2017-06-27 at 3:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Lanny I hope yall niggas are prepared for
   
   
   double spinner autism!
   
   

   
   HahA when you google image search that pic it says..
   
   Best guess for this image: girl
   
   google thinks you're a girl lololololol
   
   
   
   
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8. 2017-06-27 at 2:41 PM UTC in Today I went to the core
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RestStop Well I met a whore on Tor and we went to the store by the sea shore.

   
   that's sounds hardcore enough for me pal.
   
   
   
   
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9. 2017-06-27 at 2:40 PM UTC in The 5 least socially adjusted users.
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   I'd switch sploo with kill the scat.
   
   
   
   
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10. 2017-06-27 at 2:39 PM UTC in Today I went to the core
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    FUCKING HARDCORE YOU KNOW THE SCORE
    
    
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-06-27 at 2:36 PM UTC in Today i went to the shore.
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I live near the shore. which is fucking awesome this time of year.
    
    
    
    
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12. 2017-06-27 at 2:34 PM UTC in enable users to thank their own posts
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I'd thank every single post I make, I'm not even exaggerating, every single fucking one.
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-27 at 2:33 PM UTC in The 5 most INTELLIGENT posters on this site
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Phoenix How terribly convenient for average people.

    
    not really no. it just seems that way.
    
    
    
    
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14. 2017-06-27 at 2:32 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Bill Krozby didn't even specify an age. lil boy could refer to as old as 10, even a little more. if you can't remember anything before the age of ten then you're probably retarded.
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-06-27 at 2:28 PM UTC in The 5 most INTELLIGENT posters on this site
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Sophie If you're the most intelligent person in the room, then you're standing in the wrong room.

    
    yes I know the saying.
    
    however, the really intelligent people keep it to themselves and don't feel the need to show everyone just how clever they are. so the people who seem the smartest are likely just the poser show offs. the really smart people understand the advantages to not being seen to be the smartest guy in the room. because when posers think they're smarter than you, you have a serious advantage over them. and they will never know it until its too late.
    
    
    
    
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16. 2017-06-27 at 2:12 PM UTC in The 5 most INTELLIGENT posters on this site
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if you're the most intelligent person in the room, then you're probably not the most intelligent person in the room.
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-06-27 at 2:09 PM UTC in today i went to the store
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fuck u and your hole crew
    
    
    
    
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18. 2017-06-27 at 10:27 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Malice People commonly don't have memories from that age.

    
    I can remember a few things from when I was younger than 2. Certainly quite a lot from 3+.
    
    
    
    
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19. 2017-06-26 at 10:20 PM UTC in Acid House
    

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20. 2017-06-26 at 10:18 PM UTC in Acid House
    

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    Originally posted by bling bling u dont no shit

    
    have you built the bacon bomb yet?
    
    
    
    
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