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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    spectral needs to go on this list.





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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't think you've sold me just yet




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Thug-Street Yeah sure pal they used to do credit cards and shit on zoklet. This place fronts.

    sorry are we in some kind of competition? what's the prize if we win?





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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I've edited it now so infaggotry gets it too. you really kinda spoilt it for everyone else tho infaggotry.




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ It's a sick and cruel world. I'm with you. I have mental images of everyone and I'm pretty sure I'm accurate. It's like when you read a book and get to know the characters, you create your own image for them, and then if you're so fortunate that they make a movie adaptation, it's fun to see how closely your image aligns with the visual character.

    RisiR has pretty much given his physical description and I believe him. Sophie I have seen. Malice I have seen. Falco I have seen. Spectral claims that image of taggart isn't him but even if it's not I believe he looks quite similar. Jill I have seen as well and the picture was blurry but he was definitely small and awkward looking, very pasty like Elmer's glue, and his eyes are offset.

    There's really only a few here who have never given any indication of their looks.

    describe your mental image of me. i'll tell you how accurate you are outta 10.




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock in a vertical direction.

    straight down.

    butthurt^ coz he dint make the list




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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock duplicate thread.

    and moot, since the trial is over.

    figures…it's UKistan news.

    I guess the joke went straight over your head then.




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou Infinity, I imagine you are a small, angry, feminine man.

    small man syndrome would explain a few things.




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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    read my latest fred and tell me that isn't edgy as fuck??





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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Pensioner who claims his wife choked to death during oral sex must show his erection to the court, lawyers demand


    Richard Paterson had requested himself to show his penis to the jury but debate now rages on the member's state when presented in Florida

    LAWYERS in the murder trial of a Florida man who wants to show his penis to the jury went back and forth this week on whether he would need to be erect.

    The trial for Richard Patterson, 65, of Margate began on Tuesday, but the judge has not ruled whether his genitals will be presented in the court room.

    Patterson’s lawyers want to use his penis as evidence to argue that his girlfriend Francisca Marquinez, 60, choked to death while performing oral sex on him in 2015.

    The prosecution reportedly doesn’t object, but argued at the trial that his penis must be erect, according to news station WPLG.

    “Do we do it in the back? Do we do it in open court?” assistant state attorney Peter Sapak asked. “How is the defendant going to be erect when the jury views it? Because a flaccid penis, whether it be a picture or the jury actually seeing it, is completely irrelevant. It needs to be erect.”

    Defence attorney Ken Padowitz slammed the prosecution’s argument, saying the court should hear from a medical expert about the logistics.

    Padowitz wants to call former Broward County medical examiner Ronald Wright as a witness to testify that Marquinez’s death “is consistent with being accidentally sexually asphyxiated during oral sex.”

    “He’s telling the court, as if he’s a medical expert in his argument, that it matters whether the penis is erect or not,” Padowitz said.

    “But he’s merely speculating here since he’s never asked that question to Dr. Wright in definition, and he doesn’t, obviously, know, actually, what the expert opinion is what is needed or not needed in order for a human being to choke.”

    Patterson faces second-degree murder charges and if convicted, could be sentenced to life in prison.

    Patterson’s legal team say the size of his manhood is key to the defence’s case

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3590008/florida-pensioner-choked-wife-death-oral-sex-show-erection-cour/

    wow, poor fella, his wife died, that must have cum as a real blow.




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    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-06-26T12:22:58.543417+00:00
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    its still a dick with a FUCKING FIDGET SPINNER ON IT.




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    how the fuck am I only 21?? below kinkou, she's only been back 5 days ffs. I posted a pic of a dick with a fidget spinner on it yesterday. how does that not get me no1?

    I'm calling shenanigans.

    I want to make a complaint pleeze.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mashlehash \thrayad






    EDIT IT, PHAE OW

    while you're there get me some copy paper and elastic bands, and get yourself some sellotape and wrap it round your cock. plus 2 my nigga's and 2 wagwan's.




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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou Forgive me nigga, for I have sinned. It's been 1 day and 2 hours since my last confession. I ate all my drugs prematurely like usual and I could use your prayers to help me sleep this week and not flip out if my mom starts slamming doors and shit. Should I just kill myself? I don't think I can do that to my dog and my dad who both need me. Please say some prayers for your fellow nigga my nigga

    you keep sinning child. I think it would be good for you to come and work as my "personal assistant" for a few days. that way you won't be around to bother your family or your dog. you can stay here at the monastery for a few nights, you'll need to bring a change of clothes, coat, trousers, tops, sexy lingerie, some random sex toys and a tube of lube.




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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant do whores get to go to heaven? : (

    they sure as shit send me to heaven.




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock that's because i never have and never will suck anyone off

    my real name has never been on any social media site.



    Originally posted by Thug-Street Oh because you just bottom only? HAHA we have a name for cats like you in the penn

    lol infaggotryshack Vs thug-street, now this could be an interesting match.




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I never said it's required when you create the account. I merely stated that their terms of service states you must use your real name.

    so? their terms of service prohibit sex offenders yet sophie's still got an account. fb T&Cs are just fb rules, they are not actually law.




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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    me and kinkou will make a recreation of this gif for a banner






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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I could change that, if I knew what account we were talking about.

    yeh anyone could click the 'report this user' button on fb, so what?

    you really are a numpty spectroll.




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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    here's my entry






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