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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice A woman's sexuality is naturally always on display. So much of their self-image, their self worth, naturally depends on it. Some may surpass it to some extent after years of consistent psychological effort, but I have very little faith that it is more than a few percent who attain an adequate level of detachment.

    Does anyone else feel, on some level, moderately infuriated and repulsed when they see a woman who is dressed in a manner clearly meant to elicit some level of sexual attraction? Even their mere breasts can be enough to have this effect on me.

    what the fuck is wrong with you man????




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby oh. ok


    now that MAKES AMERICAN FOOTBALL WORTH WATCHING.




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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    actually...



























































































































    they got a beer for that






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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby wish i had another brew

    there's no beer for that




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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice Bill Krozby, your life stories are completely inane and worthless. They are without any value, just as you are.

    what and you think yours are interesting?? pot/kettle much.




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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they got a beer for that






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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh I know this, its the jolly green giants cock




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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they got a beer for that






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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I came here for a new leaf.




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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I just get high, that's all.




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    this could well be the funniest scron alt yet




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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Ingredients:

    - Super glue
    - cheese wire

    Instructions:

    - Tie cheese wire around your neck and to something strong.
    - Open super glue
    - apply liberally onto both hands
    - Place hands on either side of head and wait for glue to dry
    - Kick the stool

    Now the cheese wire will strangle you, then eventually cut through your neck and decapitate you, but since you glued your hands to your head, it will look like you ripped your own head off, which is hardcore as fuck.

    do this at the end of the pier with a longer wire attached to a heavy weight. just kick the weight off the end of the pier and it will take the wire off into the water.

    similarly you can frame somebody for your murder by tying a handgun to a helium balloon and blowing your brains out in their back yard.




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    also



    and for the kids






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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^do they have a brew for having the beer shits

    they got a beer for that






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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    when you walking in a shopping center or high street and there are people constantly in your way peering at their iphones or chatting about some shit that's on special without a single thought about what's going on around them. and they just constantly wander in your way. you might see them coming 20 yards away and you veer to go around them, and then in the last few feet they suddenly veer straight into your path again, making you have to veer again or nearly walk into them. and these dumb fucks are everywhere in the shopping centers, like a fucking zombie apocalypse.




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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well it would seem there is a gap in the market for dwarf jism beer.




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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    actually,

    they got a beer for that






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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DocFoster >gluten free

    yeh they got a.... ahh fuck it.





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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    they got a beer for that






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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I dunno, I just googled galaga beer and was very surprised to get a result tbph.




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