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2017-07-01 at 8:03 PM UTC in this forum getting boringthis place goes thru phases. its pretty lolz for a few days, then no one but shitposters like bling and scron post for a few days and its boring as watching shit dry out.
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2017-07-01 at 7:54 PM UTC in ways i could go out and stir up some shit irl? (without the potential of getting arrested/beaten)
Originally posted by Open Your Mind Step 1 calls for abstract empathetic thinking, step 2 calls for pure evil creativity. Having identified what your target is within your enemy’s life you must work out how to destroy it. To help I will use two common examples:
Fucking with someone who is either very close to their parents (and lives at home) or who values there partner or spouse highly is very easy. Subscribing (yes I know its gonna cost you but the best things in life don’t come cheap and this is a guide for real revenge not idle pranks) to a magazine with a subject matter such as Fisting, watersports or any particularly unpleasant fetish in your enemies name is always good. Picture the scene a plain A4 brown paper envelope arrives addressed to your target, “whats that?” enquires mom\sis\dad\wife, “don’t know” replies the target eagerly tearing it open (no one can resist a parcel)…. Well look at that its Fisters Monthly with a 23 page anal sex special, its kind of embarassing to explain to mom that “I honestly didn’t order this” and even harder to make her believe you. Especially when a shiny new magazine arrives on the 5th of every month, before long its divorce if the target is married or counselling if still living at home: “we believe you that its not your magazine we just want you to talk to Dr Kauffman, tell him how you feel……”
Another great trick that is especially effective against people who consider themselves very respectable is burying a 1 ounce bag of weed (money again – but hey nothings free) in there back garden then phoning the proper authorities, advanced pupils may wish to try and collect a reward for shopping the guy who you saw “talking to all the kids outside the school and taking money from them”. Spending time in prison for drug trafficking when they have never so much as smoked a cigarette in their life really gets to some people. Even if the case is so flimsy that there is no conviction a professional “respectable” person like say a school teacher is unlikely to ever recover in terms of career of even being suspected of being a drug dealer. Remember mud sticks: a poster campaign denouncing a local man as a child molester is easily proved the sick lie of some begrudged individual (that’s you) but I guarantee you even 10 years down the line parents will tell their kids not to play near his house because “he’s not a nice man”.
fucking hell pal, he only wanted ideas for lolz, he ain't looking to ruin some poor fucks life or anything. he just got an afternoon spare.
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2017-07-01 at 7:52 PM UTC in ways i could go out and stir up some shit irl? (without the potential of getting arrested/beaten)find a random dude, then find a totally unrelated dude that the first dude has never met that looks exactly like him in every way. don't worry too much about things like moles or scars coz you can use make up and prosphetics. now you need the first dude's wife/gf to be in on the joke. you also need to set up for the first dude to stay at a hotel, say for a work conference or maybe a wedding or something. by liaising with te wife/gf you dress the second dude exactly to the last stitch in the same suit as the first dude. now you arrange for the first dude to just randomly run into the second dude in a hallway or lift or something. obviously at first they'll laugh at how uncanny it is that not only do they look the same, but are even wearing the same clothes. but the real head fuck starts when they ask each others name and realize they both have exactly the same name, come from the same city etc. then the second dude says 'i gotta call my wife/gf' and pulls out a phone and skypes 'his' gf. he starts telling her of this amazing coincidence then turns the phone to show her, where at this point the first dude notices that not only do they have the same phone, but that's his wife/gf that his double is talking to. now he starts to get creeped the fuck out and she starts 'tripping' by saying she can't tell them apart, so she asks things like their anniversary etc. they both answer the same, and the second dude starts telling her 'how they met' and intimate details only he and her would know. make sure you film all this, especially the part where the first dude freaks the fuck out, can't understand what the fuck is going on, gets violent and/or gets light headed and passes out. then post vids on NIS for lulzzzz.
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2017-07-01 at 6:11 PM UTC in Trump mops the floor with the competition. President SC ronaldo spacecat 2016how the fuck did Bill Krozby not know about the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-second_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution?
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2017-07-01 at 5:42 PM UTC in Taking requests.do a scat meme, anything you like but it has to be scat related.
also i'm the meme master, its all mememememe with me.
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2017-07-01 at 5:12 PM UTC in Rap is the only music that benefits from internetdie antwoord are the only rappers i've seen that are true artists and create, every other rapper just emulates all the other rappers to try and sell to the sheep masses.
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2017-07-01 at 5:09 PM UTC in Rap is the only music that benefits from internet
Originally posted by greenplastic their whole schtick of over the top darkness just gets old af, and their beats just try to go hella hard to make up for their lack of content. i agree it can be lame af when white people try to rap if they're just copying generic black shit, especially if they do it particularly shittily. i think if they do their own style though its fine.
now a days all rappers just copy each other to fuckery tho. ninja said it right in fatty boom boom:When I'm on the mic it's like murder murder murder!
Kill kill kill!
Wat se Suid-Afrika?
Suig my fokken piel
Hier kom ek weer
Like a lekker a smack in the face
Rappers are fokking pouring into passenger planes
What happened to all the cool rappers from back in the day?
Now all these rappers sound exactly the same
It's like one big inbred fuck-fest
Sies
No, I do not want to stop, collaborate or listen
Read more: Die Antwoord - Fatty Boom Boom Lyrics | MetroLyrics
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2017-07-01 at 4:27 PM UTC in Taking requests.i noticed this on deepdotweb and thought of you scron. maybe you could turn some of that endless energy into BTC.
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2017-07-01 at 1:49 PM UTC in I cucked myself
Originally posted by Piles of Crack Fun fact, we live in a society where some women are so desperate for attention that they are willing to be with someone who is as much of a piece of shit as Bill Krozby.
have you and hydro had a fight? even so, that's not a very nice thing to say about her in public
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2017-07-01 at 12:25 PM UTC in Would you an hero if you fainted while buying condoms?
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2017-07-01 at 8:29 AM UTC in i wish i could have a prophetic dream teling me what to do...
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2017-07-01 at 8:14 AM UTC in anybody into astronomy?
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2017-07-01 at 7:13 AM UTC in anybody into astronomy?i'd love to look at a real life super nova or look at a whole distant galaxy. guessing you'd need a pretty powerful telescope, but it would be epic shit to look at tho.
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2017-07-01 at 7:10 AM UTC in anybody into astronomy?
Originally posted by RestStop ^ I remember seeing something about that on youtube but that occured during my drinking days..how did that guy acquire pieces of the moon? Not doubting your story but it's not like you can go into any random pawn shop and be like "I'm looking for a piece of the moon, nigga".
na, you can just ebay that shit
http://www.ebay.com/bhp/moon-rock
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2017-07-01 at 6:46 AM UTC in anybody into astronomy?i find it fascinating and would love to get into it more. i really should try and pick up some old binoculars or a small telescope to start looking at stars and shit. i do find it quite confusing how to find certain stars tho, as they all seem to look the fucking same. just bunches of stars everywhere, lol.
anybody else into this?
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2017-07-01 at 6:28 AM UTC in Why does corprate whore bands suck so bad?
Originally posted by RestStop You make an excellent point. It's nostalgia. You correlate those old songs to pleasant memories subconsciously would be my best guess. Like how the rolling stones was once devil's music but now they use it to sell Cadillacs in commercials because people that are old and wealthy enough to buy a new one grew up listening to that music.
i do also now like a lot of old, pre-me, music that i've never even heard before. i have literally learned to listen to music, not just hear it. and i now judge each track on its own merit. i often like tracks from certain artists even tho i hate all their other tracks.
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2017-07-01 at 6:22 AM UTC in Why does corprate whore bands suck so bad?
Originally posted by RestStop You make an excellent point. It's nostalgia. You correlate those old songs to pleasant memories subconsciously would be my best guess. Like how the rolling stones was once devil's music but now they use it to sell Cadillacs in commercials because people that are old and wealthy enough to buy a new one grew up listening to that music.
maybe sometimes, i listen to music now depending on what mood i'm in. i find if music sounds good when stoned or high then it generally good music. but now a days i judge music on whether i think it sounds good, has good melody, if the vocalist sounds good. usually a good vocal artist will just naturally shine, you can hear that they are putting the effort into it over a manufactured 'karaoke' singer. i always appreciate that from a vocal artist.
its like bronski beat's smalltown boy
it is totally gay, the artist is obviously gay, he sounds pretty gay, the video is totally gay and the song is about gay. but to listen to it as music without pre-judging it, it is an awesome sounding track. i used to hate it when i was a kid and it first come out because it was just gay. but i appreciate it as awesome music now.
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2017-07-01 at 6:05 AM UTC in Those pants girls wear that say juicy on the backyeh, i like em
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2017-07-01 at 5:55 AM UTC in Why does corprate whore bands suck so bad?i never got this idea that music is shit because its old. its like all the new music will be 'old' soon. so if its going to be shit then, then it must be shit now, but then all the old music was new once, so was that good then, but somehow mysteriously transformed into being shit after a certain period. i mean how the fuck is that retarded logic meant to work? it makes zero sense. music is either good or its shit. but its totally subjective anyway.
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